Friday, December 28, 2007

Happy Birthday, Steve!

How did he go from cute baby (though not THE cutest baby)…


Voted “Poofiest Baby” by you. And for good reason.




..to the filthy, Twinkie-loving, circus-flea-encrusted, closet-poofter that he’s become today?…





[photo via Tazzy & Piggy]


ODE TO STEVE
He’s rather cunty
We call him Smunty
He’s taken a liking

To being a Viking

His cock is bent

It pays the rent



Happy Birthday, Smunty the Cabin Boy!

21 comments:

  1. I think all us guys want to be Vikings.

    I have no idea if Vikings had bent cocks. I don't think they cared much for paying rent though. Sorta not really a "Viking thing" - you know?

    Meanwhile, I've spent over half my life trying to figure out why there is an American football team in Minnesota (where I lived for 4 years) is named after Norwegian sea raiders. Has never made much sense because seemed to me most Minnesotans that had to - paid rent. As to the bent cocks part - never checked it out.

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  2. * shudders *

    That gumby expression on Smunty's face disturbs me.

    Still, Happy Birthday Cabin Boy!

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  3. Smunty Steve the birthday Viking5:40 AM, December 28, 2007

    Thanks for remembering me, you sentimental old tramp.

    Will be home soon, will thank you properly then.

    X

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  4. Yeah,Happy Birthday CuntGrumpSmunt!

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  5. NWT: Here’s more information about Viking penises. No mention of bendy bits though.

    IVD: Good. I’ll be sure to post it again in future.

    SMUNTY: That you are forever beholden to me is thanks enough.

    CONNIE: I know your big day is in March but what about that slapper you’re married to?

    SID: Aren’t you going to offer him a drink?

    It seems you’ve stocked up enough for the holidays to share with all of us.

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  6. Hmm - obviously a forgery.
    Happy Birthday young Smunty!

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  7. You made it another year. Well done you.

    The great big lovely gift without a card is from me.

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  8. Happy birthday smutty

    Hope you are having a fabulous day you viking you

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  9. What age is Smunty Miserablés anyway?

    48?

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  10. KAZ: Forgery? It’s his face that’s the crime.

    RIMMER: Have you sent him a “his” mug?

    CYBERHO: Don’t encourage him by calling him Viking.

    SID: Unlike you, Smunty hasn’t had to roll back his odometer.

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  11. No mugs other than those already received, as P&T were the ONLY ones who sent me their address.

    And unlike SOME people, when I say I'm sending something, I send it...be it a mug or a hopping plastic lederhosen.

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  12. RIMMER: Don't get your Bavarian folk pants in a twist.

    You'll get your windup hopping lederhosen.

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  13. No, that's ok. Perhaps you can donate it to some worthy cause or needy person instead.

    I've lost interest in your ballyhooed knee-breeches à la bavaroise.

    Suffice it to say that I had a blue Christmas without them. At this point, it would just be insulting and patronizing.

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  14. RIMMER: Argh! I'd just put them in a padded envelope for you!

    If you still want them, let me know as I can't send them today (have to leave for work) but was going to pop them in the post tomorrow.

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  15. RIMMER: p.s. None of the others have their prizes yet either if it's any consolation. I'm a lazy cunt. But I do have a note here in front of me to hop to it and get them sent out.

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  16. *crocodile tears*(dramatic sigh, back of hand to my forehead)

    I suppose, if you've gone to the trouble of a padded envelope and all...*sniffle*

    (bows...thank you...thank you!)

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  17. Ah, bless him, the adult Smunty has a face only a mom could love!

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  18. that's an awfully big arm up that little mans ass.

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  19. RIMMER: I'll need a padded cell by the time I'm through with you.

    EMMA: And his ma's not so sure.

    WAITRESS: Believe me, he can take it.

    And then some.

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  20. Happy B Lat'd B Day, Steve!

    I shall pillage and plunder some today in honor of your Viking traditions!

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