What are MJ’s legs saying to you?
A Peek in MJ’s Drawers is a series on Infomaniac in which, from time to time, we examine the contents of MJ’s file cabinet drawers.
Today I’ve unearthed this newspaper clip that will help us determine the telltale signals we send with our legs.
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Are your legs represented in the article? Or do you have a different style altogether?
Now let’s examine one of our fellow Infomaniac readers, shall we?
What can we learn from Piggy’s legs?
Wait! There's more!...
Piggy’s legs: The full reveal. What are they trying to tell us?
Eww! I didn't want to scroll down after reading the title - especially after reading your crabs post...
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I did. Piggy's legs are saying "Help! Help! We're too short to reach the floor" Lift us down Tazzy."
Either that, or the only reason he lifted them up in the second pic is because Tazzy is vacuuming that disgustingly dusty carpet.
ReplyDeleteBut that little piggy hasn't got legs.
ReplyDeleteThe big Piggy legs are obviously saying 'Where's the Jamesons?'
Smunty will probably be along in a minute spouting some shite about flea's etc....
ReplyDeleteWorryingly, I can't even remember those pictures, so how the fuck you got a hold of them!
*ashamed at lack of suntan*
Piggy you're so on the money! I was going to suggest that the sun doesn't shine in England, despite rumors to the contrary about the empire and sunsets.
ReplyDeleteAlso, are you wearing your undies in the first pic...and was this a prelude to some nude web cam filth involving the toy pig on the floor and a game of blow your house down?
Are Piggy's legs permanently open?
ReplyDeleteBingoWings - We're usually suntanned to at least a slight degree. Fuck knows what hapened there!
ReplyDeleteI'm wearing shorts in that first pic, cheeky cunt. Undies, indeed!
Frobi - No. Most definitely not!
And as for the piggy 'toy' - it's actually a litter bin.
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not, I say 'Oink' every time I feed him some rubbish. A wee quirk of mine, which amuses Tazzy.
I'm a foot tapper myself,sooo much energy to expend.
ReplyDeleteSuch a white pair of Piggy pegs, and that is NOT a pair of shorts in the first pic,but a pair of well worn Y-Fronts.
With stainage.
*swallows little bit of vomit*
And using a plastic bag in his little pig bin???
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IVD: You’re just lucky I didn’t post pics of YOUR legs.
ReplyDeleteBut I think we all saw enough of those bony appendages during the Elf Shorts Compo.
KAZ: Are you saying the little piggy is legless?
He must have beaten big Piggy legs to the Jamesons in that case.
PIGGY: Wait ‘til I post the pics of your horribly misshapen trotters!
As for the lack of suntan, wasn’t it you who harangued IVD for his pasty legs?
BINGOWINGS: Piggy goes commando.
FROBI: Piggy’s legs are most definitely always open.
Tazzy calls Piggy his “Venus fly trap.”
SID: Did you notice that the plastic liner bin says “splooge?”
Splooge indeed the dirty cunt.
ReplyDeleteIs he collecting it to send to you?
No. It's to send to you, SID.
ReplyDeleteWe should have collected quite a bit for you between now and Crimbo.
SID & PIGGY: Piggy's splooge makes a nice wallpaper paste or adhesive for those dozens of DIY projects SID never gets around to doing.
ReplyDeleteI can just imagine SID licking the wallpaper constantly.
ReplyDeleteLike a horse licking a salt stone.
(it was the only animal I could think of with the same sized arse)
(and I was being kind to hippo's)
PIGGY: SID licks windows as well.
ReplyDeleteWe know.
ReplyDeleteWhen he picked us up in Oirland last year, we constantly had to tell him to leave the windows alone and concentrate on the road.
The fucking freak.
Yer legs are telling me "I feel like chicken tonight." his legs are saying "stair master.......bater."
ReplyDeleteFuckin hell MJ isn't it about time you shaved your fuckin legs girl, You've got no chance in hell with me with legs like that.
ReplyDeletePIGGY: Too bad SID doesn't have automatic windows and you could have caught his tongue in the window as you raised it quickly up and down.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: I'll bet you've downloaded Piggy's leg pics and you're having a grand old wank.
TATAS: Those are Piggy's hairy legs you cow!
So, Tatas...
ReplyDeleteDoes Connie shave his legs then?
And where is that lazy cunt?
I do have automatic windows,which Piggy found quite a novelty, bless him.
ReplyDeleteI'm quite proud of the fact that my DIY skills are crap,unlike MJ whose always fiddling with her plumbing.
SID: Maybe I should have a look at your rusty pipe.
ReplyDeleteSID: I notice you have a nasty dripping faucet as well.
ReplyDeletelegs? i never made it past the basket.
ReplyDeleteahem.
FN: You really should look at the total *cough* package next time.
ReplyDeleteUm, is that a flea bite half way down his left leg?
ReplyDeleteAnd did you notice the anal probe sat on the shelf of his cumputer desk?
Filthy Northern scum.
SID - he has to put a plastic bag in the bin - or all his wankrags stick to the inside of the bin!
Apparently.
SMUNTY: Will you be using that probe as a prop in your next DVD?
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