(cleek to make beeg)
Which pair of you emailed this photo of yourselves to me?
Or is it just one of you and some rent boy you’ve picked up?
Right. Since you won’t own up to it, I’ll ask the others to tell me who is pictured above and what the hell they’re doing.
As for me, I've some baking to do…
This puts my long boring halloween post to shame.
ReplyDeleteOoh, I've got a scarf like that!
ReplyDeleteI must point out though, that it's not me wearing it - How could it be? I don't tan.
I don't know who they are but they sure need new underwear because what they are wearing is very unflattering
ReplyDeletenot to mention outdated
I'm just glad their ghoulies are undercover.
ReplyDeleteWhy you Nigella Lawson, you. Are you handing those cookies out to the children on Halloween?
ReplyDeleteOh my. It's a wheel barrel full of balls.
ReplyDeleteThe picture is from a time when a young David Bowie was trying out some concepts pre-Ziggy. This one was call Alister Suarez, the quickest banana hammock in the West (he kept his boots on 'during' for traction) with his trusty sidekick (later replaced by Mick Ronson) Butch Gayson who's secret identity was the original Pale Force.
ReplyDeleteSuarez played kazoo
Jamming good with Bill and Conan
and the Fruits of the Loom
He jerked it left hand
But jerked it too far
Became a crooked man
Well hung with Pale Force Man.
But where were the trousers
While LaLane tried to bulk us up
Does Pale Force like my curtains
When the kids said "trick or treat"
I gave them something to eat
I misunderstood the "cleek to make beeg" instruction, and thought it would mean that they'd each get an erection. Well, you know how it is around here.
ReplyDeletePlease don't tell me that one of those men is Rimshot. I've had a very stressful day so far and it might tip me over the edge.
Those penii need a sprinkling of hundreds and thousands and a red maraschino cherry each.
ReplyDeleteVersimillitude is all.
Happy Hollow Weiner!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that rimsky had the cajones to have poked fun at the plight of Ziggy Stardust...and did such a great job of it.
Ziggy was my coming of age album and I played it one million times. Have you heard the Cybernauts? Joe Elliot and Phil Collen from Def Leppard, Dick Decent, and original Spiders Trevor Bolder and Mick "Woody" Woodmansey got together to do a Ziggy tribute.
http://www.defleppard.com/cybernauts/
KNUDSEN: Brevity is key.
ReplyDeleteYou and FN could learn a thing or two from me.
IVD: Nor are the legs bandy enough to be yours.
CYBERPOOF: Show us your Björn Borg underwear.
SID: And tonight will you be dusting off the balaclava and igniting the Semtex for old time’s sake?
BINGOWINGS: Not until you’ve had a nibble to test for poison.
WAITRESS: Welcome! But don’t expect a tip. Manuel’s picked my pockets.
If you came here in search of Manuel’s bare arse, you’ll have to wait.
I’m still picking the fluff out of his navel from the last photo shoot.
RIMMER: This must have been the “fall” in the “rise and fall.”
BETTY: For all you know, you could be standing on the edge of the precipice, staring into Rimmer’s gaping chasm.
GARFY: The adoration of the penii.
HE: No, I’ve NAUT heard the Cybernauts but I’ve a feeling I’m about to.
If Rimmer had the cajones to strip off in front of the likes of us, he has the cajones to poke fun at Ziggy.
I would NEVER poke fun or anthing else at Ziggy. That is one of my most favoritist albums of all time. I've owned it on vinyl, cassette and CD.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Def Leppardian versions of Bowie, I trust you've all heard their version of 'Drive-In Saturday' as found on their recent release of covers entitled 'YEAH!'?
RIMMER: You forgot to mention your 8-track cartridge edition.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I never got to enjoy the 8-Track revolution. I do, however have the karaoke (sans vocals) version of the whole album.
ReplyDeleteI won't model them myself but I could do a style post about underwear
ReplyDeleteI'll be all alone in a boring hotel room all of next week so I just might do it then
As someone who has found herself frequently and inexplicably in posession of assorted Bowie albums, I must say that personally I like 'shots better.
ReplyDeleteHis version.
..of 'Ziggy Played Guitar'.
...is what i mean.
mullet.
...and bite my hine, cheezr; 'Brevity'.
ReplyDeletemulletmullet.
"I misunderstood the "cleek to make beeg" instruction, and thought it would mean that they'd each get an erection."
ReplyDeleteIt's never that easy.
"It's never that easy."
ReplyDeleteSpeak for yourself.
CYBERPOOF: Alone, my arse.
ReplyDeleteYou’ll be too busy in that hotel room with your rent boy to get bored.
FN: Now there’s what I mean by brevity.
One “mullet” would have been fine but you had to go and double it up.
mullet mullet
BILLY: They will if you talk dirty to them.
RIMMER: So you were able to give those fellas stiffies, then?
Yeah you are right
ReplyDeleteI can't help it, MJ. My mere existence sends waves of sexual pleasure through all within a 16' radius.
ReplyDeleteLook Ma', no hands!
brevity?
ReplyDeleteYay! I was first!
RIMMER: 6 centimetres, more like.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: Don't make me LOL you.
MJ: If you're referring to the length of my penis, if it were any smaller, it would be an 'innie'.
ReplyDeleteThose boys are both handling a sock at the same time. Hrmmm Trick or Treat. Smell my feet.
ReplyDeleteWAITRESS: I believe that's the sock that one of them was using to fill out his rather small package.
ReplyDelete'Now that yew are one of us, Cyrus, it's time fer yew to git used to performin' the lil' buckaroos unpleasant duty...darn mah socks, bitch!"
ReplyDeletemullet
ReplyDeleteHappity Halloween, MJ. Those penis cookies look yummy. Not that I like nibbling on nobs. But they do look good.
ReplyDeleteIt's obviously not us.
ReplyDeleteOr Smunty.
awaiting, don't lie; it's sad and obvious. you nibble. yeah you do.
ReplyDeletemulletmullet
Nob nibblers.
ReplyDeleteAll of you.
You are all way off.
ReplyDeleteThis is obviously a photo from a Curling Bonspiel in small town Canada, probably circa 2005...2006.
The midnight cowboy dude, obviously the Lead because he shot first, is handing his buddy, the Second, a Winter Condom.
The two of them will be sharing that Winter Condom all weekend as they take turns makin' out with the local farmer's daughter who is passed out in their unheated Motel room.
They will probably use that sock to protect the slider on their curling shoes too.
The Third and the Skip usually get their own rooms.
Yep Winter Condoms. You can get them at any Ukranian Tire Store in Sasquatchewan.
HE: The passed-out chick is Colleen Jones, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteThose 8 enders are murder!
ReplyDeleteYou mean Happy Halloweeny!
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