Monday, October 22, 2007

Baby Pic Compo




Get your votes and answers in today and tomorrow (Oct. 22 & 23) in our Baby Pic Competition!

INSTRUCTIONS:

Below you’ll find photos of 15 different Infomaniac readers when they were wee babies and children. The baby pics are numbered 1 through 15.

Choose as follows:


1) Match the number of the baby pic to the Infomaniac reader. Try to guess as many as you can.
2) Who’s the cutest?
3) Who’s the poofiest?



Prizes will be awarded in all 3 categories. i.e. Whoever matches the most bloggers to their baby pics wins the grand prize. The bloggers voted as “cutest” and “poofiest” will also win prizes.

*IMPORTANT* : Email your list of answers to me. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile.) Please don’t leave your list of answers in the comments section. However, feel free to leave comments!

UPDATE!: At the request of that thick Dorset mong Smunty, I’m adding this alphabetical list of the 15 bloggers who submitted their pics:

BOYS:

Connie (Convict)
CyberPete
Frobi
Homo Escapeons (HE)
Inexplicable DeVice (IVD)
Old Knudsen
Rimshot
SID
Smunty (Steve)
Tazzy

GIRLS:

Carly
First Nations (FN)
Kaz
MJ
Tatas


Are you ready? Boys are shown first, followed by girls…


THE BOYS:


Baby #1 ...





Baby #2 ...





Baby #3 ...





Baby #4 ...





Baby #5 ...





Baby #6 ...





Baby #7 ...


If you click on the pic, you’ll see that the larger of the two creatures is our blogger; the other critter being a monkey




Baby #8 ...


Our blogger is the boy on the left




Baby #9 ...





Baby #10 ...







THE GIRLS:



Baby #11 ...





Baby #12 ...





Baby #13 ...


The blogger above doesn’t have any baby pics so instead she’s sent a representation that closely depicts her upbringing



Baby #14 ...





Baby #15 ...

photo removed


Answers and winners will be posted on Wednesday, October 24.

Good luck, bitches!

56 comments:

  1. no 4, 6 and 10 in the boys section are boys?

    Really?

    *giggles*

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  2. As there is an absence of heels, champagne & a diamante tiara (although number 2 comes close), I guess you didn't send a pic in, CyberPoo?

    Number 4 looks like Baby 'Christmas Perfume Ad' Model.

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  3. Don't mind me. Continue on.

    *watches with amusement*

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  4. I think they're all lovely. Kids and animals like me (not like you lot, although some of you surely fit into one or the other catagory).

    Although baby girl #15 and the goat ready for demon sacrafice bother me a bit.

    ...and in #12, which one is the blogger?

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  5. Troutface,

    any chance of a list of people that sent their pix in, so we can just put a pic to a name?

    We've only managed to guess at a few so far.

    Although it's quite obvious who the cutest and poofiest are!

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  6. RIMMER: They may have been lovely THEN but you should see what some of these bitches morphed into later in life!

    In pic #12, the blogger is the one on the left.

    SMUNTY: Too tough for you?

    Thick cunt.

    Give me a few minutes and I'll add the list of submitters to the post.

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  7. baby#9 wins the retro kitchen award! he inhabits a glorious vintage temple to the domestic arts. perhaps he is going to be a sacrifice to FRIGIDAIRE god of food preservation.

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  8. FN: Back in his day I believe it was called an "ice box."

    SMUNTY: Happy now?

    I've added a huge hint for you by adding the bloggers names who submitted their pics.

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  9. No 12 looks like a photo of my mother

    The coat is fabulous!

    That said, my mother is 63 years old

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  10. IDV: Oh I'm in the boys section alright. You just have to look closely

    I think I've spotted you

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  11. What a shower of ugly bastards.

    Is that you at the bottom preparing to molest a lamb?

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  12. CYBERBOY: You have a definite stab at being voted as 'poofiest'.

    GARFY: That's a baby goat, not a lamb. Obviously you didn't have a rural upbringing.

    And you won't know who it is 'til the compo's over.

    Email me your list of answers, you agriculturally-challenged bastard. You can't possibly do any worse than these other ugly bastards.

    *notes that we don't have a baby pic of Garfy*

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  13. This is more difficult than I thought. I think I've got the girls figured out - First time for everything, I suppose - but the boys are proving tricky. Apart from myself, of course.

    Urgh.. WV is 'apooi'. The next WV should be nappy/diaper.

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  14. I do not look poofy MJ

    Not at all, no!

    So is it you flashing your knickers to the kid?

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  15. IVD: The next WV wasn't nappy but the blogger who commented after you coincidentally STILL wears nappies!

    CYBERNAPPIES: As I told that ignorant Irish bastard Garfy, I cannot reveal the name of the knicker-flasher until the compo is over.

    But if you click on the pic, you get a better shot up her knickers!

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  16. I don't wear nappies

    and I don't want to look up her knickers

    I thought I was quite clear that I wanted IDVs knickers

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  17. I don't think you do, CyberWrong.

    He can no longer get them off, anyway (fave word).

    Besides, they make him appear to have some meat on him, rather than just as an even skinnier cunt.

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  18. CYBERSTINK: It's clear you want to get INTO IVD's knickers.

    PIGGY: Is it the tramps cum that's stuck the nappies permanently to IVD?

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  19. Give us the answers dammit

    dammit

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  20. All those trogs except one were fucking mingers, when they were born did the doctor slap the mothers?

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  21. CYBERPOOF: So you're that desperate to learn that so far you're leading in the "poofiest" category?

    KNUDSEN: Shhh. I don't want the others to hate me because I'm beautiful.

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  22. I couldn't possibly!

    I so don't look poofy

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  23. I believe you're thinking of 'puffy' (a common mistake), and no, you don't look puffy.

    Poofy...God yes, but not puffy. Must be the ice mask you sleep with (Lord knows no one and/or nothing else would sleep with you)

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  24. Thanks Rimshot

    thanks

    does wonders for my confidence

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  25. Hey everybody!

    CyberPete-Rimshot bitch fight!

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  26. I do SO know which one i am.


    i think.


    ...girls, right?

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  27. I think you are the one at the top with the odd toothy pacifier FN

    no?

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  28. CYBERLONELY: Too bad you can't get a date, then.

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  29. Excuse me. Did MJ just call me a bitch?

    "Hello, kettle? Hi, this it MJ. Just calling to tell you you're black. Kthxbye."

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  30. Baby #12 I think is MJ.
    The oldest slapper around.
    That poor snowman.
    Is that a vibrator under the arm?
    *Sneeze, cough*

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  31. RIMMER: Has anyone told you that you sound poofier as each day passes?

    TATAS: ME a slapper?

    Speaking of the pot calling the kettle black!

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  32. "MJ"...that's short for crack-whore, right?

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  33. Wow I'm finding myself agreeing with rimshot

    I've got MJ as #14 the whiney girl on the beach all alone with her shovel and bucket because nothing else can stand being around her

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  34. Oooh...and fat! You left out fat. Call her fat! Tell her she's fat...and smells like stale urine and other mammal's saliva.

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  35. MJ: you have fat orange peely thighs

    Rimshot: you can say the rest

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  36. Why would I do that? I think she's the bee's knees! I can't imagine a more practically perferct example of womanhood. (she's a girl, right?)

    I was just pointing out that YOU forgot fat. I, however, disagree with you. I'm quite certain that the overwhelming majority of urine is her very own and the saliva is from primates at the very least.

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  37. wait....I'm baby#4!

    sure...the daisy mae off the shoulder thing going on....one tit out... sure. that's gotta be me.

    'shot: good gravy marie, man! are we "low on iron" this week? time for a new HRT patch? why you gotta be sus' a bish' to everbodee?

    cyberpete: is that me? now i'm confuzeded again. DAMMIT PEOPLE.

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  38. You never told us what the prize was??

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  39. FN: Moi?!?!? a bish'?! Unimaginable (and yet the second time today I've been called one)

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  40. CYBERBITCH AND RIMMER: How is it over the course of the last few hours that you’ve gone from bitch slapping each other to ganging up on me?

    Did you have make-up sex?

    FN: All I can say is that you’re gonna have some ‘splainin’ to do when this contest is over.

    SID: In the unlikely event that you win a prize (other than possibly “poofiest”) you’ll be receiving the World’s Biggest Underpants as no one but you can fit into them.

    RIMMER: Bitch.

    Third time.

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  41. MJ: Funny, I was told (I think by FN) that you enjoyed frequent gang bangs.

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  42. i said she enjoyed FREQUENT HOT WINGS! DRAG QUEENS, dammit, get it right! FREAKING DRAGGINGS! FREAKY WAGONS! FEELING WALGREENS! FREE QUENTIN GREENS! FREEZING BALLPEENS!

    bish.
    bishbishbishbishbish.


    bish.

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  43. OMG! I actually laughed out loud at that. Thankyouthankyouthankyou FN! (non-biker-wrath-invoking smooches!)

    Feeling Walgreens put me over the edge.

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  44. Ok where is the post?

    It's bloody Wednesday, October 24

    slag

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  45. My Word!
    Emotions are running high...and it's getting downright nastay!

    Wow was I ever out to lunch on that list..but I realised that I have no idea what they look like now...why didn't you use our baby avatars?

    I am going to suck up to MJ ((so nyeh!)) because I think that everybody is being mean.
    Thank You for a lovely post MJ you are the best.

    There that wasn't so hard.

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  46. HE: They're so mean to us Colonials, aren't they?

    It's what we get for being known as so fucking polite.

    I accept your suckuppance and thank you.

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  47. This was supposed to be on the new post but I am a complete tard.

    Oh well they would have eaten me alive.

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  48. HE: I know. Not that you're a tard but that it was supposed to be on the new post.

    But as we're Canadians, I was too polite to mention it.

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