Get your votes and answers in today and tomorrow (Oct. 22 & 23) in our Baby Pic Competition!
INSTRUCTIONS:
Below you’ll find photos of 15 different Infomaniac readers when they were wee babies and children. The baby pics are numbered 1 through 15.
Choose as follows:
1) Match the number of the baby pic to the Infomaniac reader. Try to guess as many as you can.
2) Who’s the cutest?
3) Who’s the poofiest?
Prizes will be awarded in all 3 categories. i.e. Whoever matches the most bloggers to their baby pics wins the grand prize. The bloggers voted as “cutest” and “poofiest” will also win prizes.
*IMPORTANT* : Email your list of answers to me. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile.) Please don’t leave your list of answers in the comments section. However, feel free to leave comments!
UPDATE!: At the request of that thick Dorset mong Smunty, I’m adding this alphabetical list of the 15 bloggers who submitted their pics:
BOYS:
Connie (Convict)
CyberPete
Frobi
Homo Escapeons (HE)
Inexplicable DeVice (IVD)
Old Knudsen
Rimshot
SID
Smunty (Steve)
Tazzy
GIRLS:
Carly
First Nations (FN)
Kaz
MJ
Tatas
Are you ready? Boys are shown first, followed by girls…
THE BOYS:
Baby #1 ...
Baby #2 ...
Baby #3 ...
Baby #4 ...
Baby #5 ...
Baby #6 ...
Baby #7 ...
If you click on the pic, you’ll see that the larger of the two creatures is our blogger; the other critter being a monkey
Baby #8 ...
Our blogger is the boy on the left
Baby #9 ...
Baby #10 ...
THE GIRLS:
Baby #11 ...
Baby #12 ...
Baby #13 ...
The blogger above doesn’t have any baby pics so instead she’s sent a representation that closely depicts her upbringing
Baby #14 ...
Baby #15 ...
photo removed
Answers and winners will be posted on Wednesday, October 24.
Good luck, bitches!
no 4, 6 and 10 in the boys section are boys?
ReplyDeleteReally?
*giggles*
As there is an absence of heels, champagne & a diamante tiara (although number 2 comes close), I guess you didn't send a pic in, CyberPoo?
ReplyDeleteNumber 4 looks like Baby 'Christmas Perfume Ad' Model.
Don't mind me. Continue on.
ReplyDelete*watches with amusement*
I think they're all lovely. Kids and animals like me (not like you lot, although some of you surely fit into one or the other catagory).
ReplyDeleteAlthough baby girl #15 and the goat ready for demon sacrafice bother me a bit.
...and in #12, which one is the blogger?
Troutface,
ReplyDeleteany chance of a list of people that sent their pix in, so we can just put a pic to a name?
We've only managed to guess at a few so far.
Although it's quite obvious who the cutest and poofiest are!
RIMMER: They may have been lovely THEN but you should see what some of these bitches morphed into later in life!
ReplyDeleteIn pic #12, the blogger is the one on the left.
SMUNTY: Too tough for you?
Thick cunt.
Give me a few minutes and I'll add the list of submitters to the post.
baby#9 wins the retro kitchen award! he inhabits a glorious vintage temple to the domestic arts. perhaps he is going to be a sacrifice to FRIGIDAIRE god of food preservation.
ReplyDeleteFN: Back in his day I believe it was called an "ice box."
ReplyDeleteSMUNTY: Happy now?
I've added a huge hint for you by adding the bloggers names who submitted their pics.
No 12 looks like a photo of my mother
ReplyDeleteThe coat is fabulous!
That said, my mother is 63 years old
IDV: Oh I'm in the boys section alright. You just have to look closely
ReplyDeleteI think I've spotted you
What a shower of ugly bastards.
ReplyDeleteIs that you at the bottom preparing to molest a lamb?
CYBERBOY: You have a definite stab at being voted as 'poofiest'.
ReplyDeleteGARFY: That's a baby goat, not a lamb. Obviously you didn't have a rural upbringing.
And you won't know who it is 'til the compo's over.
Email me your list of answers, you agriculturally-challenged bastard. You can't possibly do any worse than these other ugly bastards.
*notes that we don't have a baby pic of Garfy*
This is more difficult than I thought. I think I've got the girls figured out - First time for everything, I suppose - but the boys are proving tricky. Apart from myself, of course.
ReplyDeleteUrgh.. WV is 'apooi'. The next WV should be nappy/diaper.
I do not look poofy MJ
ReplyDeleteNot at all, no!
So is it you flashing your knickers to the kid?
IVD: The next WV wasn't nappy but the blogger who commented after you coincidentally STILL wears nappies!
ReplyDeleteCYBERNAPPIES: As I told that ignorant Irish bastard Garfy, I cannot reveal the name of the knicker-flasher until the compo is over.
But if you click on the pic, you get a better shot up her knickers!
I don't wear nappies
ReplyDeleteand I don't want to look up her knickers
I thought I was quite clear that I wanted IDVs knickers
I don't think you do, CyberWrong.
ReplyDeleteHe can no longer get them off, anyway (fave word).
Besides, they make him appear to have some meat on him, rather than just as an even skinnier cunt.
CYBERSTINK: It's clear you want to get INTO IVD's knickers.
ReplyDeletePIGGY: Is it the tramps cum that's stuck the nappies permanently to IVD?
ewww!
ReplyDeleteHeh semantics
ReplyDeleteI know which one I am.
ReplyDeleteI do.
Doubtful
ReplyDelete*agrees with Rimmer*
ReplyDeleteGive us the answers dammit
ReplyDeletedammit
All those trogs except one were fucking mingers, when they were born did the doctor slap the mothers?
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: So you're that desperate to learn that so far you're leading in the "poofiest" category?
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: Shhh. I don't want the others to hate me because I'm beautiful.
I couldn't possibly!
ReplyDeleteI so don't look poofy
I believe you're thinking of 'puffy' (a common mistake), and no, you don't look puffy.
ReplyDeletePoofy...God yes, but not puffy. Must be the ice mask you sleep with (Lord knows no one and/or nothing else would sleep with you)
Thanks Rimshot
ReplyDeletethanks
does wonders for my confidence
Hey everybody!
ReplyDeleteCyberPete-Rimshot bitch fight!
I do SO know which one i am.
ReplyDeletei think.
...girls, right?
I think you are the one at the top with the odd toothy pacifier FN
ReplyDeleteno?
CyberPete-FN bitch fight!
ReplyDeleteno
ReplyDeleteI'm a lover not a fighter
CYBERLONELY: Too bad you can't get a date, then.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me. Did MJ just call me a bitch?
ReplyDelete"Hello, kettle? Hi, this it MJ. Just calling to tell you you're black. Kthxbye."
Baby #12 I think is MJ.
ReplyDeleteThe oldest slapper around.
That poor snowman.
Is that a vibrator under the arm?
*Sneeze, cough*
RIMMER: Has anyone told you that you sound poofier as each day passes?
ReplyDeleteTATAS: ME a slapper?
Speaking of the pot calling the kettle black!
"MJ"...that's short for crack-whore, right?
ReplyDeleteWow I'm finding myself agreeing with rimshot
ReplyDeleteI've got MJ as #14 the whiney girl on the beach all alone with her shovel and bucket because nothing else can stand being around her
Oooh...and fat! You left out fat. Call her fat! Tell her she's fat...and smells like stale urine and other mammal's saliva.
ReplyDeleteMJ: you have fat orange peely thighs
ReplyDeleteRimshot: you can say the rest
Why would I do that? I think she's the bee's knees! I can't imagine a more practically perferct example of womanhood. (she's a girl, right?)
ReplyDeleteI was just pointing out that YOU forgot fat. I, however, disagree with you. I'm quite certain that the overwhelming majority of urine is her very own and the saliva is from primates at the very least.
wait....I'm baby#4!
ReplyDeletesure...the daisy mae off the shoulder thing going on....one tit out... sure. that's gotta be me.
'shot: good gravy marie, man! are we "low on iron" this week? time for a new HRT patch? why you gotta be sus' a bish' to everbodee?
cyberpete: is that me? now i'm confuzeded again. DAMMIT PEOPLE.
Chicken
ReplyDeleteYou never told us what the prize was??
ReplyDeleteFN: Moi?!?!? a bish'?! Unimaginable (and yet the second time today I've been called one)
ReplyDeleteCYBERBITCH AND RIMMER: How is it over the course of the last few hours that you’ve gone from bitch slapping each other to ganging up on me?
ReplyDeleteDid you have make-up sex?
FN: All I can say is that you’re gonna have some ‘splainin’ to do when this contest is over.
SID: In the unlikely event that you win a prize (other than possibly “poofiest”) you’ll be receiving the World’s Biggest Underpants as no one but you can fit into them.
RIMMER: Bitch.
Third time.
MJ: Funny, I was told (I think by FN) that you enjoyed frequent gang bangs.
ReplyDeletei said she enjoyed FREQUENT HOT WINGS! DRAG QUEENS, dammit, get it right! FREAKING DRAGGINGS! FREAKY WAGONS! FEELING WALGREENS! FREE QUENTIN GREENS! FREEZING BALLPEENS!
ReplyDeletebish.
bishbishbishbishbish.
bish.
OMG! I actually laughed out loud at that. Thankyouthankyouthankyou FN! (non-biker-wrath-invoking smooches!)
ReplyDeleteFeeling Walgreens put me over the edge.
Ok where is the post?
ReplyDeleteIt's bloody Wednesday, October 24
slag
My Word!
ReplyDeleteEmotions are running high...and it's getting downright nastay!
Wow was I ever out to lunch on that list..but I realised that I have no idea what they look like now...why didn't you use our baby avatars?
I am going to suck up to MJ ((so nyeh!)) because I think that everybody is being mean.
Thank You for a lovely post MJ you are the best.
There that wasn't so hard.
HE: They're so mean to us Colonials, aren't they?
ReplyDeleteIt's what we get for being known as so fucking polite.
I accept your suckuppance and thank you.
This was supposed to be on the new post but I am a complete tard.
ReplyDeleteOh well they would have eaten me alive.
HE: I know. Not that you're a tard but that it was supposed to be on the new post.
ReplyDeleteBut as we're Canadians, I was too polite to mention it.