Thursday, January 04, 2007

Jail Products


Tranzport Hood: designed to prevent spitting and discourage biting by prisoners in custody.


Did last night’s full moon drive you to excess?

Let’s hope you’re all accounted for today and not modelling the latest line of jail products.

13 comments:

  1. God that's depressing.

    Even more depressing is the fact that the company has 'monthy specials'.

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  2. Jacqueline: Even more depressing is that some of the 'monthly specials' say 'soiled' on them.

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  3. Haha. This pic is horrendous. You could just print "Versace" at its rear to make it look fashionably expensive--an underwear worn on the head.

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  4. Sign me up for the full body wrap!

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  5. SID: Enjoy your full body wrap courtesy of the Infomaniac Spa.
    *hog-ties SID*

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  6. I looked and looked and didn't see one item made of taffeta.

    I won't be purchasing anything today...

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  7. IDV: Besides, orange isn't your colour.

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  8. That's true. Maybe if I had Dale Winton's complexion and colouring...?

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  9. IDV: I'm an ignorant Canuck. I had to Google 'Dale Winton'. Regardless, there's also the fact that horizontal stripes are not slimming.

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  10. i went right to the restraints.
    something i lack.

    ha!

    ha!

    *ahem*

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  11. FN: Well you're 'bound to' aren't you?

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  12. You mean you didn't know what that orange glow was that crept over the horizon from across the atlantic?

    I'll tell our Dale to slap a bit more fake tan on, forthwith!

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