This place is a tip! Let’s tidy up.
Infomaniac has been busy chucking all the muck under the carpet.
It still feels a little smutty in here, doesn’t it?
What we need are a few good cleaning products.
Let’s see what’s available.
Manly Soap Dispenser…
larger image here.
Cum Clean Cock Washer soap…
Cum Kleen Personal Wipes…
“Get it off after getting off”
*suggests Tazzy and Piggy try using these instead of the curtains*
With products like these, there’s no excuse for filth on this blog anymore.
does that cock washer cum in large? I see how it could get my rooster's neck clean but what about the wings?
ReplyDeleteQuestion? Do the personal wipes cum in Aloe?
ReplyDeleteOld Knudsen: Well look who’s here… the salty seaman himself! So you had a look through the keyhole and decided to open the door? Welcome, you crazy old fucker. Rest your old bitter bollocks here awhile.
ReplyDeleteI can’t answer your question about cock washing so for information on cock care, visit Farmer Giles’ Cock Blog.
Spikey: Aloe? Aloe? Is dis ting on? Maudit tabernak!
Cheeky cunt. Our curtains are spunk virgins.
ReplyDeleteOur socks and not-so-fluffy-anymore stuffed puppy, on the other hand...
Besides, theres never much mess after Tazzy's rather gorgeous big tongue has lapped up any spillage.
Piggy: Skanky twat!
ReplyDeleteIf you've violated Teddy Canuck, I'm bringing him home to Canada.
me mordre!
ReplyDeleteTeddy Canuck has indeed seen things other Canuck teddies haven't.
ReplyDeleteWe'd call that privileged.
He's such a lucky Teddy.
As yet, he hasn't partaken of the pleasures we have to offer him.
His time will cum.
Spikey: Pute.
ReplyDeletePiggy: Pervs.
Oui! Interesse? Je vous donnerai un rabais...
ReplyDeleteSpikey: Plotte sale.
ReplyDeleteEt ou est la chienne américaine, Maidink, aujourd'hui?
I came here before a couple of times and meant to bookmark you then I didn't see you etc etc. I have taken to using cum instead of come in my writings, I also use it for hair gel.
ReplyDeleteI learned from you! As for Maidink.. not sure, selling her shit by the looks of it.
ReplyDeleteThese products are a clean freaks dream cum true!
ReplyDeleteOld Knudsen: Cum again.
ReplyDeleteSpikey: Do you think Maidy will give us "un rabais"?
Pru: Or just plain "freaks" dream cum true.
I would hope so seeing I will be Dink's future father-in-law!
ReplyDeleteSpikey: Ah yes, the arranged marriage.
ReplyDeleteAnd did you know that Maidy's naming the next child after me?
So I should get a discount too.
Maidy: Like we're worried.
ReplyDeleteDécidément, elle est folle. Eh Spikey?
Then perhaps we should have a three-some!??
ReplyDeleteYeppers!
Spikey: Are you off your meds?
ReplyDeleteMaidy: I called Spikey a whore. And a dirty cunt. Not you. I called YOU an American bitch. Which you are. Get a better translation service.
I.
ReplyDeletecan't.
type.
laughing.
too.
hard.
Well dang, I just typed, but still, that was some funny shite!
Awa: Don't pee your pants.
ReplyDeleteThats what I thought.. oh well, I have been told I guess.
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