The floor, I said! My shoes can wait...
NOW you can clean my shoes…
Right. That’s the house done. On to the stables…
And do a PROPER job of it next time!…
Mistress MJ requires help with the housework.
Any volunteers?
Thursday, January 18, 2007
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Ha! First! Which means I'll join you on the sofa with a bottle or seven and some chocolates, while the man-maids get to work.
ReplyDeletePiggy & Tazzy, make sure you have a wash before exposing yourselves in the skimpy outfits.
Ok, but I dont do windows!
ReplyDeleteIDV: Those lazy cunts have Tazzy's mum do all the housework.
ReplyDeleteWe'll teach 'em a thing or two about servitude though, won't we?
*hands P&T the Personal Wipes box*
Spikey: You do now!
Where did you find that Ponyboys picture? It's actually for sale as a video?
ReplyDeleteThat was one of our personal at home videos. How did someone get hold of it?
It looks like I'm going to have to sue somebody.
Pony Boys wear trainers?? I figured it would be some sort of leather boot with horseshoes attached
ReplyDeleteBetty: It's a bootleg copy I bought at the flea market.
ReplyDeleteIt's outselling the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee honeymoon video and all the rest of those celebrity sex tapes.
I just love watching you and Geoff horsing around.
Pamer: It 'behooves' Ponyboy to make a trip to the farrier.
ReplyDeleteI know that Gerry Hall must be a bit short of dosh since Mick walked out - but you wouldn't think she's have to resort to Spanking the male Maid.
ReplyDeleteMind you - if it's OK for Gerry - Where's that hairbrush?
Kaz: Jerry's punishing her old flame Bryan Ferry. Remember his song, "Slave to Love"? It all makes sense now, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteI thought I recognised those buttocks Betty - remind me not to come round your place anytime soon. By the way - why not just but a hoover?
ReplyDeleteMutley: It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? That Betty and Geoff are dark 'horses' aren't they? Somebody stop me.
ReplyDeleteI've just come home knackered and she's got a handful of fucking sugar lumps.
ReplyDeleteShe'll be flogging a dead horse tonight.
Yes Sir!
ReplyDeleteGeoff: I'm sure Betty will agree with me when I say it's time you were put out to pasture.
ReplyDeleteSpikey: Salute me when you say that.
Now get back to the windows. You missed a spot.
In answer to your question, 'No!'
ReplyDelete*kicks IDV in the chunkies on the way out*
Is that Celine Dion in the second pic?
ReplyDeleteThe mucky tart!
It was ALL WHITE.. one last hope in being clean....
ReplyDelete*grabs bridle and riding crop and goes looking for love in the detergent aisle*
ReplyDeletewho mucks out after the ponyboy?
Well you DO have nice legs.
ReplyDeleteI thought my cabana boy days were over, but...OK. No brushes though.
Piggy: Your French Maid outfit isn't back from the cleaners yet anyway.
ReplyDeleteTazzy: Yes, that’s Celine Dion with her slave, René Angélil. After a good boot-licking, she’ll trample his pathetic wee cock as she hits high C.
Maidy: I thought the Blogger HazMat team removed my blog for sterilization.
Spikey: Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
FN: Who mucks out after Ponyboy? Whoever leaves the next comment. Oh looks who’s here…
WW: See comment to FN.
I swear that'a Tazzy's ass in the last pic! Didn't he say he posed from publication!
ReplyDeleteI betcha that's his arse!