Saturday, January 06, 2007

Self-Cleaning Undies


"…underwear that can be worn hygenically for weeks without washing"



Scientific breakthrough: Self-cleaning underwear.
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  1. Anonymous2:40 AM, January 06, 2007

    Perfect for Piggy!

    And Yayyyyy! This bitch is FIRST!!


    *throws stone at piggy and his dirty underwear!*

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  2. KAZ6:35 AM, January 06, 2007

    Wow sounds great:
    But there's bound to be a catch.

    They'll probably cause impotence or give you a bad case of the galloping knob rot!

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  3. Anonymous8:48 AM, January 06, 2007

    awaiting - go to bed you insomniac, blogrolling, person

    kaz - ...galloping knob rot. lol.

    mj - have you called steve to let him know that he can actually change his existing undies for this product and he'll get more friends now that that odd smell is gone?

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  4. S.I.D.10:41 AM, January 06, 2007

    Hmmmmm........soiled underwear!


    *drooling in a homerish sort of way*

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  5. The Mistress12:07 PM, January 06, 2007

    Awa: Piggy gets extra mileage from his undies by turning them inside out the next day.

    Kaz: Galloping knob rot? lol. Or at least a bad case of itchy scrot.

    Pink: Steve goes commando so there’s nothing that can be done about the smell.

    SID: You filthy perv. You’ve cum to the wrong place. Go here. (nsfw)

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  6. S.I.D.2:53 PM, January 06, 2007

    Ewwww! MJ I meant soiled as in soil from potato picking adventures!

    *notes vast collection on site from MJ*


    Filthy bitch.

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  7. The Mistress3:29 PM, January 06, 2007

    SID: I’ve been out in the fields picking spuds all morning. I know you’re gummin’ for it so I’ll send you the first pair free. After that, you'll pay for it like all the other punters.

    Dirty hooer.

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  8. WithinWithout3:40 PM, January 06, 2007

    How do we know you don't have shares in all these wacky new products you put on your site?

    And has Mr. MJ tried 'em

    Wouldn't it stand to reason you'd be the first guinea pigs, so to speak?

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  9. Prunella Jones3:55 PM, January 06, 2007

    Now you tell me! That would have been the perfect Xmas gift.

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  10. However4:06 PM, January 06, 2007

    These comments are hysterical.

    MJ you never cease to amaze with all the info you provide us with. You go girl!

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  11. The Mistress4:31 PM, January 06, 2007

    WW: Where do you come up with these conspiracy theories?

    Pru: But it would be unpleasant picking the tinsel out of them.

    Maidy: Tazzy’s mum does all the laundry for Piggy and Tazzy. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. And then she brings them hot cups of tea as she dutifully folds their smalls.

    Chelly: Just trying to put the ‘info’ in ‘Infomaniac’.

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  12. WithinWithout6:55 PM, January 06, 2007

    A journalist's mind? Asking the most indirect of questions to get the target's mind off track?

    I dunno. Personally, I never wash my underwear. I just recycle it.

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  13. The Mistress3:02 AM, January 07, 2007

    WW: Forgot you know all about those cheap journalist tricks.

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  14. Spikey111:19 AM, January 07, 2007

    What about a thong?

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  15. The Mistress12:54 PM, January 07, 2007

    Spikey: Doubles as dental floss.

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  16. WithinWithout5:26 PM, January 07, 2007

    Cheap, but apparently effective

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  17. Anonymous11:19 PM, January 07, 2007

    Underwear that keeps itself clean for weeks without washing is one thing. Underwear that keeps you clean is another.

    Perfect pants plus smelly skin - not good.

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