Blogging Roundup

It’s back! A peek at ‘the week that was’ with a handful of Infomaniac’s readers.

First up… Kaz.



Spencer Tunick event featuring 1700 naked Tynesiders

Kaz showcased the new Vaseline advert video.

Kaz and MJ discussed the possibility of smearing ourselves in Vaseline, getting bladdered, and showing up naked for the next Spencer Tunick photo shoot.






Holy Mammarambas! Feast your eyes on the nip of Awa!


Awaiting, attempting to break Tazzy and Piggy’s blog redecorating world record, has up and changed her frickin’ template again. So update your links (note to self).

Where was I? Oh yeah. As you can see from the photo above, she’s on again about the infamous ‘nipple’ pic. I say you can see nipple. She says you can’t. I say she should just get her tits out of her blouse and show us her jubblies once and for all and get it over with. Discuss amongst yourselves.





Barry Scott’s Cillit Bangercise Workout


Betty listed the runners up in the Best Keep Fit DVD On The High Street award.





Russell Brand: a thoroughly nice bloke with "wanker" written all over him.


Geoff gushed about his newfound love for Russell Brand.


nota bene: Betty and Geoff of Kent have signed on as the newest members of the Tazzy and Piggy posse. Welcome Kents!





Mad Eye Moody


American-Bitch-From-Hell Maidy shows us the first baby pic of her yet unborn Cyclops, “Mad Eye Moody.”

Geo, by the way, has been confirmed as the father of said Cyclops, proving that he really is Shooting 4 Fun.






Those Yorkshire cunts Tazzy and Piggy, bored with waiting for me to “get my finger out of my muff” and model the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts, posted a pictorial suggestion on how I should pose.

The rest of their postings for the week were taken up by the same old moaning and whining you’ve come to expect from a couple of tired old poofters on the Dales. Well, to be fair, ONE tired old poofter and his virile superhero.

And their template changed yet again but finally, this time, for the better. It’s looking fab, actually. It pains me to say that.




Norn Iron’s biggest cunt

That Irish fuck SID’s been in a foul mood for a week. Ignore him ‘til he lightens up.





Steve pulled himself away from his Xbox 360 long enough to update his blog. But with what? That fucking annoying meme, that’s what. The meme that started out with Awaiting and then reached its tentacles out to Piggy. And now Steve is in its grasp. We are privy to such Stevey gems as…

Essential item you use everyday? “Wet wipes! I have at least one bowel movement a day, at least one. Toilet paper just does not do a thorough job of clearing out the crevice, so wet wipes are a must.”

There’s all manner of other shite on his blog this week too. I can’t explain it. Go see for yourself.

Carly, give him back his Xbox. Now.



That’s it for this week.

If you didn’t make the cut this week, try harder.

Post about your bowel movements or show us some nipple and you’ll get listed on here for sure.



And finally, give an Infomaniac wild welcome to our newest readers…

Old Knudsen of Old Bitter Balls

and

Gorilla Bananas of The Japing Ape.

and

Spikey of oot and aboot.