Sunday, January 21, 2007

Caption This, Bitches!

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17 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:15 AM, January 21, 2007

    "Shes still not dead yet, quick hang her again."




    do I get a prize? is it shiny? can it fit into a bread bin? is it a bread bin?

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  2. Anonymous3:24 AM, January 21, 2007

    Okay, let's put a stop to this 'prize' business right now. You can all get that idea right out of yer heads.

    Knudsen, you troublemaker.

    Next?

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  3. Geoff9:47 AM, January 21, 2007

    Purton Police undercover operation roots out panty perpetrator.

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  4. Gorilla Bananas10:45 AM, January 21, 2007

    You're gonna swing both ways after this.

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  5. The Mistress12:20 PM, January 21, 2007

    Geoff: A splendid snatch, that arrest.

    Gorilla: Bi and bi.

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  6. Anonymous12:34 PM, January 21, 2007

    After drinking a bit too much Guiness, Piggy, Steve and Tazzy play dress up and reconstruct their version of London Bridge.

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  7. Anonymous1:37 PM, January 21, 2007

    3 seconds later, Doris let rip with so much gusto that both her and Agnes were blasted through the bedroom wall, leaving Gertie pebbledashed and holding her stilettos.

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  8. Anonymous2:04 PM, January 21, 2007

    "okay, you pull the cunts legs off, while I turn her head round the other way".

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  9. Anonymous2:05 PM, January 21, 2007

    *kicks Awaiting in the muff on the way out*

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  10. The Mistress2:25 PM, January 21, 2007

    Awa: Piggy plays the role of the bridge's BUTTress.

    IDV: Chili farts. As produced by eating at Awaiting's house during the great chili cook-off non-event.

    Piggy:
    *kicks Piggy up the arse*

    *notes that entire length of MJ's thigh-high boot is lost up the gaping Chunnel of Love*

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  11. Anonymous2:38 PM, January 21, 2007

    Impossible! Mine is hermetically sealed. Apart from letting very small quantities of poo out every now and again.

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  12. The Mistress2:47 PM, January 21, 2007

    Piggy: Small quantities of poo and members of the Black Watch regiment.

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  13. S.I.D.3:43 PM, January 21, 2007

    And their tanks,artillary, etc MJ!

    Caption? Tough one.

    "Stop complaining you fat bitch,its not my fault Piggy broke the pulleys in the corner"

    Brought to you by nummj!

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  14. The Mistress6:02 PM, January 21, 2007

    SID: And a fife and drum band.

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  15. Anonymous11:53 PM, January 21, 2007

    *hits piggy with bloody tampon*

    *shocked and disgusted when he licks it*

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  16. The Mistress12:21 AM, January 22, 2007

    Awa: And Awaiting brings this blog crashing to an all-time low.

    All hail Awa.

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  17. Anonymous12:43 AM, January 22, 2007

    *bows majestically*

    Thank you, thank you. It is an honor and a privilege.

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