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American-Psycho-Bitch-From-Hell Maidy and I are knackered from yesterday’s knockdown, no-holds-barred catfight.
The bitchfight was, if I may quote Dorset mong Steve, “Fucking clamtastic!”
We’re taking it easy today with a little light slap 'n' tickle session as pictured above.
Please leave a comment or caption on your way out.
Yay first....yay for me!
ReplyDelete*Ahem*
'After an excruciating 84 hour labour squeezing her latest litter of 7 out, Maidink was exhausted and the last thing she wanted was to have her slightly rank 4 day old placenta shoved back up her gaping orifice, especially by a Canuck cunt with a penchant for clam chowder! However anything was better than letting that Dorset stallion Steve get his filthy hands on it, who intended turning it into a fine meal with some fava beans and a nice chianti'
Steve: You sick, twisted fuck.
ReplyDeleteI understand you prefer to be addressed now as the "fine thoroughbred English stallion." I'll just call you Ponyboy.
*attaches harness to Steve*
Convict: I have some nasty callouses on my arse from commenting all day on yesterday's posting.
Maidy: Giddyup.
ReplyDeleteConvict: I hope for your sake that the sander's attached to a 10-foot-pole.
ReplyDeletesteve's on a right tear lately. carly must be out of town or withholding for some reason.
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i thought we were only pretending to play ride the horsey.
I know Maidy likes to chew through her restraints,but MJ's ALWAYS chomping at the bit.
ReplyDeleteThink Pony Express.
Damn being sick. I always miss the all the good stuff. Fucking flu.
ReplyDeleteI'm sick too, I wish I could have joined in.fucking clap.
ReplyDeleteawaiting - i thought your husband's name was jack. who's flu?
ReplyDeletePink: Stevey’s spent too much time alone this week with Mr. ChatBot.
ReplyDeleteSID: And you’re always chomping at the tit.
Awa & Knudsen: Sickness is no excuse. I was counting on the two of you to officiate.
Two of my lesser servants struggle for the right to bring me my morning coffe!
ReplyDeletela partie deux de comment beaucoup??
ReplyDeleteMutley: More like your morning kibble!
ReplyDeleteSpikey: C'est incessant.
On n'en voit pas le fin.
Ha..never thought I'd see anybody still trying out position 68...
ReplyDeleteit faded from popularity for obvious reasons..except in Kansas.
Geo: I was looking for a contact lens.
ReplyDeleteHE: We're not in Kansas anymore.
Missed the fun again. Darn.
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