Rather than one long post, you'll each have your own individual garden photos post. I'll publish your photos in the order in which they were received.
Thursday, November 29, 2018
Coming Soon - The Big Reveal!
We'll soon reveal your submissions to the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.
Rather than one long post, you'll each have your own individual garden photos post. I'll publish your photos in the order in which they were received.
Rather than one long post, you'll each have your own individual garden photos post. I'll publish your photos in the order in which they were received.
Wednesday, November 21, 2018
Got Houseplants?
In the last post, I asked you to send me your garden photos for the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event. So far, I've received entries from several of you Bitches.
This message, then, is for the Mr. Peenees of this world who said, "Since the people who bought my house insisted the yard come with it, I will not be able to compete this year."
If you don't have a garden, send me a photo of your houseplant(s). Or the floral arrangement on your dining room table. Or tie a bow around that stalk of celery in your fridge.
I do, however, draw the line at this sort of thing...
This message, then, is for the Mr. Peenees of this world who said, "Since the people who bought my house insisted the yard come with it, I will not be able to compete this year."
If you don't have a garden, send me a photo of your houseplant(s). Or the floral arrangement on your dining room table. Or tie a bow around that stalk of celery in your fridge.
I do, however, draw the line at this sort of thing...
Wednesday, November 14, 2018
Call for Garden Photos
Send in your garden photos for the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.
No deadline. Just do it.
Better late than never.
No more than 10 photos per person and please give a brief description of each photo, and tell me which town and country you're in.
No deadline. Just do it.
Better late than never.
No more than 10 photos per person and please give a brief description of each photo, and tell me which town and country you're in.
Saturday, October 06, 2018
The Latest Winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!
The winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competiton is AlpoJones in the state of Washington, USA. Click here. I've also posted the photo, here...
Congratulations, AJ! AJ's entry, as you can see, is on a Tumblr site. AJ has wasted no time posting her photo, and getting the next FGES competition up and running. She's ready for your captions.
If you want to win The Shorts (of course you do!) check out Rimpy Rimpington's post here for details on how to enter.
Rimpy shows us that we don't have to be a member of Tumblr to enter AJ's Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition.
Deadline: 10/31/2018 at 11:59:59 PM PDT
A round of applause for Rimpy Rimpington who did a most excellent job of getting the competition up and running again.
Congratulations, AJ! AJ's entry, as you can see, is on a Tumblr site. AJ has wasted no time posting her photo, and getting the next FGES competition up and running. She's ready for your captions.
If you want to win The Shorts (of course you do!) check out Rimpy Rimpington's post here for details on how to enter.
Rimpy shows us that we don't have to be a member of Tumblr to enter AJ's Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition.
Deadline: 10/31/2018 at 11:59:59 PM PDT
A round of applause for Rimpy Rimpington who did a most excellent job of getting the competition up and running again.
Thursday, August 16, 2018
The Big Freakin' Reveal
The big reveal for The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts will be taking place soon...
The Mistress has a wave of house guests from now until the end of the month and will be too busy to participate in the joy of discovering the name of the winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.
In my absence, visit Rimpy Rimpington who is hosting the contest.
Rimpy says, "I hope to have the announcement of a winner posted by Sunday (Aug. 19) evening."
Ciao for now, Bitches. And good luck!
The Mistress has a wave of house guests from now until the end of the month and will be too busy to participate in the joy of discovering the name of the winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.
In my absence, visit Rimpy Rimpington who is hosting the contest.
Rimpy says, "I hope to have the announcement of a winner posted by Sunday (Aug. 19) evening."
Ciao for now, Bitches. And good luck!
Tuesday, August 14, 2018
Time Is Running Out!
You want to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts?
Time is running out!
The deadline is 11:59:59 PM PDT on Wednesday, August 15, 2018.
Go here to enter.
Time is running out!
The deadline is 11:59:59 PM PDT on Wednesday, August 15, 2018.
Go here to enter.
Wednesday, August 01, 2018
Saturday, July 21, 2018
Put On Your Big Boy Shorts
It's time to retire your old green shorts...
And wear The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!
Rimpy Rimington is hosting a new competition. Submit your caption here to win.
And wear The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!
Rimpy Rimington is hosting a new competition. Submit your caption here to win.
Sunday, July 15, 2018
The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition RIDES AGAIN!!!
You've waited over FIVE LONG YEARS for the return of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition but it seems that our last winner, Princess must still be doing alterations to them...
Enter RIMPY RIMPINGTON to revive the contest with his Return of the Revenge of the Son of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!
Click here to read all about it and see Rimpy himself in the new STAIN-FREE SHORTS!
Bravo, Rimpy!
Enter RIMPY RIMPINGTON to revive the contest with his Return of the Revenge of the Son of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!
Click here to read all about it and see Rimpy himself in the new STAIN-FREE SHORTS!
Bravo, Rimpy!
Saturday, July 14, 2018
The NEW and Improved Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!
"I've dedicated my life to winning the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts," says Infomaniac Bitch, Rimpy Rimpington.
The last Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition was won by Princess of Australia in May, 2013. There hasn't been a contest since then and the Shorts have not travelled in more than FIVE YEARS.
Despite Rimpy's continued efforts to contact Princess to get the competition ball rolling, there has been no word as to when Prinny might rise to the occasion.
So Rimpy took matters into his own hands. He contacted Andrea Knapp, the creator of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition and explained the situation. Andrea sent Rimpy a brand new pair of Shorts!
And so Rimpy is happy at last, having achieved his life's goal to acquire the Shorts.
Rimpy plans to hold The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition as soon as possible so stay tuned, Bitches, and visit his blog, here.
Despite Rimpy's continued efforts to contact Princess to get the competition ball rolling, there has been no word as to when Prinny might rise to the occasion.
So Rimpy took matters into his own hands. He contacted Andrea Knapp, the creator of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition and explained the situation. Andrea sent Rimpy a brand new pair of Shorts!
And so Rimpy is happy at last, having achieved his life's goal to acquire the Shorts.
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| No stains! |
Friday, July 13, 2018
Wednesday, July 11, 2018
Sunday, July 08, 2018
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Sunday, July 01, 2018
The Heat is On
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It's Canada Day AND Norma's birthday, Bitches!
The Mistress is not going anywhere.
Monday, June 11, 2018
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Wednesday, May 16, 2018
Spring Has Finally Sprung
At last...
Start snapping photos in anticipation of the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event, to be held in the fall.
Start snapping photos in anticipation of the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event, to be held in the fall.
Wednesday, April 18, 2018
Spring Forward
The Mistress has not yet witnessed the arse end of winter.
It continues to snow.
The weekend saw a freezing rain storm lasting 48 hours with a major power outage.
A few days before that, the temperature was -18°Celsius (-0.4°Fahrenheit).
The nation is gripped in existential despair...
And The Mistress is cranky.
It continues to snow.
The weekend saw a freezing rain storm lasting 48 hours with a major power outage.
A few days before that, the temperature was -18°Celsius (-0.4°Fahrenheit).
The nation is gripped in existential despair...
And The Mistress is cranky.
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