Saturday, July 14, 2018

The NEW and Improved Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

"I've dedicated my life to winning the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts," says Infomaniac Bitch, Rimpy Rimpington.

The last Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition was won by Princess of Australia in May, 2013. There hasn't been a contest since then and the Shorts have not travelled in more than FIVE YEARS.

Despite Rimpy's continued efforts to contact Princess to get the competition ball rolling, there has been no word as to when Prinny might rise to the occasion. 

So Rimpy took matters into his own hands. He contacted Andrea Knapp, the creator of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition and explained the situation. Andrea sent Rimpy a brand new pair of Shorts!

And so Rimpy is happy at last, having achieved his life's goal to acquire the Shorts. 

No stains!
Rimpy plans to hold The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition as soon as possible so stay tuned, Bitches, and visit his blog, here.

24 comments:

  1. Yay! First! And what a post to be first on. This announcement is the biggest thing of this millennium!

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    1. Will you be updating your wonderful map, IDV?

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    2. Oh, yes! The map! I'd almost forgotten about that. In what general area do you live, Rimpy?

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  2. Second! I'd given up asking where the shorts were...

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    1. I think a lot of people had given up. It looks like Princess has handily beaten Herge Smith's previous record for FGES-hording several times over.

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  3. Even bigger than the two times you won them, Mr. Device?

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    1. But, of course!
      And the second time was an accident...

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  4. Two FGES?!?! Is this a repeat of the Schism of 1378 all over again?!?!

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    1. It does have nearly that much magnitude. If Princess ever mounts her own competition, things could get really confusing.

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    2. And we'll all gather at the fields of Armageddon I say !

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  5. Norma's never understood any
    of this and continues to do so.

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    1. Finally, I'm in bed with you Norma!

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  6. This is exactly what the world needs in troubled times like these: More Freakin Green Elf Shorts!

    Great Job, Rimpy Rimpington! An extra round of fun! Maybe the two shorts will cross paths with some lucky winner!


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    1. Thank you. If the originals resurface, probably the right thing to do would be to retire the new ones.

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  7. Wow!! Well done, Rimpy!! Best thing I've read all morning!
    Sx

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    1. Thank you. The hard part was tracking down Princess's Palais, to no avail. Then I contacted Andrea, and presto, change-o! New shorts! More details soon.

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  8. No Stains?!?!?!?

    I do hope our dear Prinny is alright....it's been dark over at the Palais of late.

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    1. No stains for me, anyway; I can't guarantee the same for the next winner.

      I exchanged messages with an associate of Prinny's, who conveyed my message that his circle of blog buddies were concerned about him. Said associate told me that Prinny seemed to be doing alright, but no word from her highness yet.

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  9. Oh dear. Here we go again... Jx

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  10. Oh, dear. Time to post the rules. I am afraid that my "waste" line may preclude my particpation.

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    1. You don't have to wear them around your waist. Anywhere on your body will do.

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  11. New contest is up! http://raisethethunderbeam.blogspot.com/2018/07/return-of-revenge-of-son-of-freakin.html

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