Sunday, July 08, 2018

Pool Party!


Jump in, Bitches!

Posted by at
Labels: ,

18 comments:

  1. LẌ9:46 AM, July 08, 2018

    Trudeau pinched me!

    ReplyDelete
  2. normadesmond11:40 AM, July 08, 2018

    A group of whales is commonly called a pod, but it can also be called a gam or a school.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. dinahmow6:07 PM, July 08, 2018

      What's the collective noun for this?Tiddlers comes to mind...

      Delete
    2. Jon9:05 PM, July 08, 2018

      A group of hippos is often referred to as a crash, bloat, herd, pod or dale. Bloat may be appropriate. Jx

      Delete
    3. Testosterone12:09 AM, July 10, 2018

      Norma dear,

      Their nethers float languid,
      as if in butterscotch,
      Lads slathered in silicone,
      are more apt to score a crotch.

      Perhaps tadpoles swim,
      in such tempting waters,
      mothers need not fear,
      the purity of their daughters.

      It's a Norma soak,
      if one will,
      and how often we do,
      yet still quip ill.

      Though we love ye, Norma,
      all wet and such,
      your creases obscured,
      wrinkles pleasant to touch.

      You hop and bob,
      and bump and dither,
      what's open on Norma,
      will soon get slither.

      Our gal may be shopworn,
      in the water who can see,
      her lungs air storied,
      for their capacity.

      And down she goes,
      with wanton lust,
      they can peel her layers,
      yet still leave the crust.

      So she merges with men,
      in vintage repose,
      a hole is a hole,
      but not in supp-hose.

      Delete
    4. normadesmond12:15 AM, July 10, 2018

      I'm only going in if Jacques
      Cousteau goes in with me.

      Delete
  3. Rimpy Rimpington11:49 AM, July 08, 2018

    XD

    ReplyDelete
  4. Inexplicable DeVice3:40 PM, July 08, 2018

    Oh, good gods! That boy has dived head first into someone's gaping pink ring!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Jon9:05 PM, July 08, 2018

      In the words of the much-missed Thombeau: "Been There."

      Jx

      Delete
  5. eroswings11:25 PM, July 08, 2018

    Don't forget your sunscreen! You don't want sunburn on those tender treasure parts!

    ReplyDelete
  6. mrpeenee1:25 AM, July 09, 2018

    O prefer pool boys to pool parties myself. Or possibly parties with pool boys

    ReplyDelete
  7. Ms Scarlet7:19 AM, July 09, 2018

    Oops.... got the wrong end of the stick and brought my Pool cue. Awks.
    Sx

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Inexplicable DeVice2:45 PM, July 09, 2018

      Careful! You nearly had my eye out - which is more than can be said for Dinahmow's "Tiddlers".

      P.S. "Awks"? Is that yoof-speak for awkward? Charmaine? Is that you again?!?

      Delete
    2. dinahmow9:50 PM, July 09, 2018

      That's because you are so tall!

      Delete
    3. 63mago5:28 PM, July 10, 2018

      Octopus Sucker ?

      Delete
  8. savannah12:52 PM, July 10, 2018

    I have nothing to contribute that wouldn't vulgar or rude. So, here goes...

    LOL xoxo

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. 63mago5:37 PM, July 10, 2018

      All I can hear is that "barracuda-song.
      Please ask LẌ. It's something with a IDV's bath mat, or was it a pompom ?

      Delete
    2. The Mistress8:01 PM, July 10, 2018

      Mr. DeVice has a pink loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamy.

      Delete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)