Wednesday, August 01, 2018

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts - Rule to Remember

If you win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts (enter here), do NOT make alterations to them.



  1. Thanks for this important reminder, Mistress! Captions are still trickling in. Remember, folks, the deadline is 11:59:59, Aug. 15th. Keep up the good work, and tell your friends.

  2. Although, I must say I wouldn't mind my bubbles out like this picture.

  3. Damn, but wouldn't y'all's clothes stick to those sweet cheeks? xoxo

  4. Replies
    1. Norma dear,

      Your calloused hands,
      of fast-stroke fame,
      A truck stop cutie,
      you swish without shame.

      Golden needles,
      and silver threads,
      best to sew married men,
      to cheap motel beds.

      You pin, mount, and grind,
      with agility and might,
      you pincushion pussy,
      all flaky and tight.

      The flaccid lips,
      soon do appear,
      as they tug on the curtains,
      enter from the rear.

      You've become a legend,
      Blackgama ain't yours.
      Over-dyed rabbit,
      your second favorite fur.

      Perhaps it's scissors,
      you best utilize;
      severe cum braided hairs,
      masking cottage cheese thighs.

      Green panties, green panties,
      how lucky you've become!
      It'll mask the discharge,
      and retain each dried crumb.

    2. WTF, maybe I'll try to crochet.

  5. Good grief! You couldn't even use those to dust the banister rails!

  6. MJ’s cake decorating outfit.

  7. Is someone planning to remake Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back?

  8. Pikante I know that tienda very well. The video cabins are through the beaded curtain, be careful not to slip. What I want to know is when are they going to open a branch in Benidorm.

  9. The Shorts need to come back to Denmark.

    1. Where you have lashings and lashings of glitter on standby, I guess?

      Lovely to "see" you again, Petra, dear!

  10. Also who would defile something as holy and pure as The Shorts.

  11. To paraphrase dear old Bernard Cribbins:

    "There I was, a-digging this hole
    A hole in the shorts, so big and sort of round it was
    There was I, digging it deep
    It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep"