Wednesday, August 01, 2018

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts - Rule to Remember

If you win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts (enter here), do NOT make alterations to them.

 
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18 comments:

  1. Rimpy Rimpington12:43 PM, August 01, 2018

    Thanks for this important reminder, Mistress! Captions are still trickling in. Remember, folks, the deadline is 11:59:59, Aug. 15th. Keep up the good work, and tell your friends.

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  2. Mistress Maddie1:31 PM, August 01, 2018

    Although, I must say I wouldn't mind my bubbles out like this picture.

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  3. savannah1:44 PM, August 01, 2018

    Damn, but wouldn't y'all's clothes stick to those sweet cheeks? xoxo

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  4. normadesmond3:28 PM, August 01, 2018

    Me? Pick up needle & thread?

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    1. Testosterone6:16 PM, August 01, 2018

      Norma dear,

      Your calloused hands,
      of fast-stroke fame,
      A truck stop cutie,
      you swish without shame.

      Golden needles,
      and silver threads,
      best to sew married men,
      to cheap motel beds.

      You pin, mount, and grind,
      with agility and might,
      you pincushion pussy,
      all flaky and tight.

      The flaccid lips,
      soon do appear,
      as they tug on the curtains,
      enter from the rear.

      You've become a legend,
      Blackgama ain't yours.
      Over-dyed rabbit,
      your second favorite fur.

      Perhaps it's scissors,
      you best utilize;
      severe cum braided hairs,
      masking cottage cheese thighs.

      Green panties, green panties,
      how lucky you've become!
      It'll mask the discharge,
      and retain each dried crumb.

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    2. normadesmond12:12 AM, August 02, 2018

      WTF, maybe I'll try to crochet.

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  5. dinahmow4:05 PM, August 01, 2018

    Good grief! You couldn't even use those to dust the banister rails!

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  6. hayward11:34 PM, August 01, 2018

    MJ’s cake decorating outfit.

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  7. eroswings1:06 AM, August 02, 2018

    Is someone planning to remake Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back?

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  8. Mitzi 1:27 PM, August 03, 2018

    Pikante I know that tienda very well. The video cabins are through the beaded curtain, be careful not to slip. What I want to know is when are they going to open a branch in Benidorm.

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  9. CyberPete12:18 PM, August 04, 2018

    The Shorts need to come back to Denmark.

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice3:49 AM, August 11, 2018

      Where you have lashings and lashings of glitter on standby, I guess?

      Lovely to "see" you again, Petra, dear!

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  10. CyberPete12:34 PM, August 04, 2018

    Also who would defile something as holy and pure as The Shorts.

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  11. Jon8:53 PM, August 11, 2018

    To paraphrase dear old Bernard Cribbins:

    "There I was, a-digging this hole
    A hole in the shorts, so big and sort of round it was
    There was I, digging it deep
    It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep"

    Jx

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