Wednesday, July 04, 2018

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18 comments:

  1. LẌ8:22 AM, July 04, 2018

    Y!

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  2. Rimpy Rimpington10:34 AM, July 04, 2018

    Ha ha!

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  3. eroswings11:54 AM, July 04, 2018

    Ha!

    Batman and Robin's safe word: Ketchup!

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  4. savannah12:02 PM, July 04, 2018

    LOL It would be even happier if...

    xoxox

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  5. Testosterone12:32 PM, July 04, 2018

    Norma dear,

    So fly your flag,
    with knees at half mast,
    Rally 'round the boys,
    imbibe their heartfelt blast.

    Patriotism or catechism,
    you make America great,
    Norma embodies the recipe,
    on how men should mate.

    So sparkle and celebrate,
    kneel Nealy, KNEEL!
    Just wrap up in the flag,
    and form a sticky seal.

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  6. normadesmond2:20 PM, July 04, 2018

    Jesus, I'm not even here yet and the poetry's flowing.

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    1. Testosterone9:08 AM, July 07, 2018

      That was just the pre-cum of poetry.

      Saw your hip replacement...(and the words spewed Norma, spewed!)

      Norma dear,

      A hipster of the horny sort,
      you sag and sway with ease.
      Such a rigid replacement,
      that notion's sure to please.

      So dangle what drops,
      and dab what drools.
      Sponge bath or shower,
      avoid swimming pools.

      You look to be the sturdy sort,
      with pelvic girdle wide.
      Better to swirl and undulate,
      best cautiously astride.

      We love you Norma dear,
      for you show it all.
      With this latest update,
      you've more men to enthrall.

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    2. Testosterone9:48 AM, July 07, 2018

      Of bulging veins,
      and pulsing shaft,
      Norma indulges in
      homo-craft.

      She squeezes, guides,
      and re-positions,
      Her knowing lips
      pleasure commissions.

      Our Norma dear,
      in leather or luxe,
      Finds menfolk folly,
      free-wheeling fucks.

      She's one to tarry,
      when the groove is right,
      at a car-wash stall by day,
      or an alley entrance at night.

      Her hallowed pubes,
      parted by the masses,
      Are singed and tinged,
      by the butch and male lasses.

      Norma's done 'em all,
      with hands-on-hips delight.
      She shares her vaults,
      with or without others in sight.

      No shame has she,
      her man count soars.
      So long as someone
      pushes, grinds, or bores.

      The milky flow,
      a river runs through,
      Norma's lazy river,
      is for everyone to do.

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    3. normadesmond7:56 PM, July 07, 2018

      Fascinating how Independence Day means such different things to different people.

      Oops, I just came.

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  7. Mitzi 7:10 PM, July 04, 2018

    *cackles*

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  8. Jon7:47 PM, July 04, 2018

    HM The Queen's Official Birthday was before either of them. Jx

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  9. mrpeenee9:26 PM, July 04, 2018

    I knew Batman was a perv, but to be a Canadianian as well, good god. How appalling.

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  10. CyberPete3:08 PM, July 05, 2018

    Happy Canada Day!

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  11. 63mago5:32 PM, July 06, 2018

    The Samba Festival starts next week.

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  12. Ms Scarlet10:28 AM, July 07, 2018

    Happy 7th July!!
    Sx
    I hear swearing coming from the other room, which means England can't be doing well.

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