Sunday, July 01, 2018

The Heat is On


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It's Canada Day AND Norma's birthday, Bitches!

The Mistress is not going anywhere. 
Temperatures for the next few days hover around 46°Celsius. That's over 114°Fahrenheit. 

I'm keeping my undies in the icebox.  
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23 comments:

  1. savannah9:29 PM, June 30, 2018

    WOW!!
    WOW!!!
    WOW!!!!

    and Happy Canada Day, sugar! xoxox

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  2. savannah9:30 PM, June 30, 2018

    *YIKES* almost forgot, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NORMA!! xoxox

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  3. dinahmow10:59 PM, June 30, 2018

    I've heard the Mountie always gets his man. Can anyone confirm this?

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  4. Mistress Maddie12:37 AM, July 01, 2018

    Do we think Norma arranged this heat wave, just to get us all naked for her big day??? It was hot here too.

    Happy Birthday Norma! Are new dentures in order this year?

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  5. mrpeenee2:32 AM, July 01, 2018

    it was 12.2 here today in San Francisco. I had on a sweater and a hoodie,

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice3:02 AM, July 01, 2018

    If Norma is lucky, she'll be mounted by that Mountie. Happy birthday, Norma!

    46°C?!? That's ridiculous. Does Justin Trudeau know about this? Does the Queen?!? Keep calm and stay cool.

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  7. Inexplicable DeVice3:25 AM, July 01, 2018

    I meant to ask: Is the heat what made these two do this?

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    1. The Mistress7:56 AM, July 01, 2018

      That incident occurred in Alberta which is the Canadian equivalent of Texas.

      With apologies to LX and Eroswings who live in Texas. And I think Peenee was born there.

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    2. Mistress Maddie11:44 AM, July 01, 2018

      Thanks for that link Mr.Device

      The only thing to make it any funnier would be the Benny Hill music. When she came through the ceiling...I wet myself!

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  8. Ms Scarlet4:34 AM, July 01, 2018

    46°C!!!!! And we thought our 30°C was special!! Keep cool m'dear.
    Happy Birthday, Norma!!! And Have a wonderful maple day!! And thank you for supplying me with somewhere to hang my bra!
    Sx

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  9. LẌ7:50 AM, July 01, 2018

    46c/114f? Inside a closed car?

    Happy Canada Day!

    Happy Birthday Norma!

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  10. normadesmond12:49 PM, July 01, 2018

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  11. normadesmond12:51 PM, July 01, 2018

    Darlings, you're all too kind!

    If you put a Fahrenheit "F" next to my age, I'm the high temperature in Canada! Isn't it wonderful?

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    1. The Mistress1:34 PM, July 01, 2018

      114? You're still looking good.

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    2. Testosterone9:15 AM, July 03, 2018

      Norma dear,

      Your crust be baked,
      through time and trial,
      your escapades,
      both ribald and vile.

      You fetter on,
      in lady-like repose,
      in just a weary push-up bra,
      and yellowed support hose.

      We wish you well,
      and only the best,
      couch cushion excavated mints,
      and a Christmas sweater vest.

      Keep Nomra=ing,
      'tis a verb,
      no matter how you sprawl,
      your silhouette's superb.

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  12. Rimpy Rimpington1:00 PM, July 01, 2018

    114! Yikes! It rarely gets quite that hot here in California. Good luck to you.

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  13. 63mago2:11 PM, July 01, 2018

    Yes, you are hot, dear MIstress.

    Best wishes, congratulations and all, dearest Norma !

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  14. The Cool Cookie2:16 PM, July 01, 2018

    It's not fair that you get Trudeau and we get someone who loves kissing Putins arse.

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  15. Mitzi 6:40 PM, July 01, 2018

    Happy Canada Day will you be having putain for your dinner? Yeah Gods 114° that would play havoc with my flanges, I used to dry soft fruit in the conservatory in less heat than that.

    Happy Birthday Norma I hope Testosteone is penning a verse or two for you right now.

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  16. Jon6:43 PM, July 01, 2018

    The Mountie is merely demonstrating the best way to keep one's extremities cool in such temperatures. More young men should follow his lead... Jx

    PS Happy 114th, Norma!

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  17. eroswings12:13 AM, July 02, 2018

    .•.*.•.*.•.*.•.*.•.*.•.*
    Happy Birthday, Norma!!!

    ..•*•*•*•..
    __i_i_i__
    [*O*O*O]
    [O*O*O*]

    Cheers and Best Wishes for many more years of good food, good company, and good times!

    (-*)
    _|_

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  18. eroswings12:16 AM, July 02, 2018

    Happy Canada Day! I shall eat maple syrup all week to celebrate.

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