Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Spring Has Finally Sprung

At last...


Start snapping photos in anticipation of the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event, to be held in the fall.

40 comments:

  1. Spring can really hang you up the most.

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    1. Norma dear,

      When seasons change,
      as they're wont to do,
      a waining 'taint
      conceals where to screw.

      Your wanderin' eye,
      for the fresh and the young,
      is mere conjecture,
      you crave only "well hung".

      Perhaps a headstand,
      or typhoon from a sewer,
      could spread, lift, and spritz,
      your obsolete "doer".


      Not to rain,
      or flood your parade,

      fine young lads,
      won't tractor the staid.

      So damp mop and dust,
      where gloved hands doth go,
      Host a private matinee,
      and deep condition your fro.

      Let summer breezes,
      or that season's eve,
      freshen your musk,
      for all whom you receive.

      My wish for you,
      as we all go into heat,
      one jock strap, one 'kerchief,
      and a full slab of meat.


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    2. Thank you darling, you're right.
      My tense was wrong.

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    3. And as for you Testy, I'll have you know I use both those douches, Summer Breezes and Season's Eve.

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  2. Thank goodness! Have you been under the duvet all this time?
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Work and personal projects followed by wrist injury followed by a virus. So only part-time under the duvet.

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    2. Very pleased to see you back, and I hope you've made a full recovery. Too much wrist action, eh?
      Sx

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    3. MISS SCARLET: I have heard every joke.

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  3. His plump bud will be the centrepiece of our display... Jx

    PS Thank heavens you're back. I was getting smut withdrawal symptoms!

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    1. JON: Surfing for smut is slowed down somewhat as I'm not supposed to overdo it.

      It's good to be back with you Bitches, nonetheless.

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  4. Nope. Not going to do wrist jokes.Pleased you're back, even if only on "light" duties.

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    1. DINAHMOW: But I know you’re thinking about wrist jokes.

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  5. Drop by the Infomaniac Free Clinic to have that little "virus" seen about!

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    1. LX: How about a little pillow fluffing?

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  6. Welcome back. You were missed.

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    1. JEFFERY: I was missed? Bad aim on your part, I suppose.

      Thanks!

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  7. Wait a damn minute. Your gone for weeks and come back snapping orders. Who do you think you are, Martha Stewart?

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Unlike Martha, I wasn’t doing time.

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  8. Welcome back!

    I see from the picture and the post that you're ready to get your garden plowed.

    Get well soon!

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  9. I missed you and I'm glad you're back, sugarpie! xoxo

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  10. Ah, defrosted a bit too early - it's still only 2018. Your cryogenic tube must have malfunctioned...
    Still, it's lovely to have you back!

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    1. MR. DeVICE: The ice has finally melted.

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  11. ...and the sap is rising.

    I was in Londonistan last week and I saw a woman wearing a pair of... are you sitting down? She was wearing a pair of platform crocs!

    It's good to have you back.

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    1. I thought you were joking and looked them up. No joke. They are expensive as well.

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    2. Platform CROCS?

      Fetch my fainting chaise.

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  12. Oh, this is Number Two ? I sometimes feel like a number six.

    I am very glad to see you back, and hope that projects, injuries and viruses are overcome !
    Happy Mistress- happy bitches. And the world is a better place.

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  13. That yute is in his birthday suit!

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  14. I am so delighted to see you back. But you'll have to do without me in the Garden Sweeps. I sold my house and somehow the yard wound up going along with it. It's all right, I spent more time falling down up there than I did weeding.

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    1. Peenee, surely you have an indoor floral arrangement or a pot plant, er POTTED plant?

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  15. Come back now please.

    All is forgiven. The "molten ice", the "fertility", what ever you already have mentioned, it is all forgiven.
    Just do yer bitches a favour, and come back, dearest Mistress, please.
    I know that LẌ will fluff anything that needs to be fluffed & I'll give you a foot massage for free, hey ! Let's see what MsScarlet can do for you too (think STICK), even if it means to de-murk her first.
    Perhaps a nice Italian soccer-player-ripping-tshirts-adventure could lure you back (in memory of KAZ) ?
    IDV - we need yer helping hand here ?! Or could Mr Peenee just do a little web-research on the topic ?
    And if all this does not work (love, sweaty muscles, homoheteroadvances, the slurp !) we finally have THE CORGIES left ! NORMA ! JUst DO IT ! Bring her back ! YOu know that this heep at the foot of yer comfy chair is just me, shivering - kick me darling, let's resurrect Mommy !

    Long story short - it's time, darling ...
    And just because : "MWAH" ! Küsschen auf's Ärschchen!

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    1. I hope The Mistress' vuvuzela is warmed up for the upcoming World Cup even though it will, unfortunately, involve Russian collusion this time!

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    2. Thank you, Mr Lax.... I will slap up an old post tomorrow - the talk of the vuvuzela has reminded me! The Mistress will like it!
      Sx

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    3. Goodness - they say that when you heared one vuvuzela you heared all vuvuzela - but I doubt : Variatio delectat I say.
      The Mistress' vuvu remains something of a mistery, all spoken about, but never heared, at least never undoubtedly identifyed.
      Now let's hope that all these t-shirt-ripping Russian ogres will change her mind for the better.
      And whatever makes MsScarlet post is good, anyway !

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    4. Keep my vuvuzela out of this.

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