Thursday, November 29, 2018

Coming Soon - The Big Reveal!

We'll soon reveal your submissions to the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.


Rather than one long post, you'll each have your own individual garden photos post. I'll publish your photos in the order in which they were received.
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15 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet6:50 AM, November 29, 2018

    That's not a good place to dangle stinging nettles!
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress12:32 PM, November 30, 2018

      MISS SCARLET: Some readers of this blog would PAY to have stinging nettles dangled. You know who you are.

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  2. normadesmond10:59 AM, November 29, 2018

    I couldn't be moister.

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    1. Testosterone12:07 PM, November 30, 2018

      Norma dear,

      Au contraire,
      the sages say,
      hygrometers faint,
      "desert dry", to stay.

      You're scent lives on,
      dehydrated and all,
      the mere thought of moisture,
      is an undertaker's haul.

      The powdered residue,
      betwixt your thighs,
      is a calling card for only
      severe olfactory damaged guys.

      The rest can taste,
      from a far off stance,
      the malodorous rapture,
      in your skirt, skort, or pants.

      You carry on,
      in blissful delight,
      while the unsuspecting munchers,
      wretch in hindsight.

      So chirp and chortle,
      as your wont to do,
      spray cans ofFebreeze or Lysol,
      in the "toy" for you.

      The rest of us,
      having ingested the scent of your sauce,
      send cat litter encrusted,
      pussy floss.

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    2. The Mistress12:32 PM, November 30, 2018

      NORMA & TESTOSTERONE: Ew. To both of you.

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  3. Jon2:09 PM, November 29, 2018

    Why is Iain Duncan Smith poised to reveal his knob to the world? Is he celebrating the Brexit deal? Jx

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    1. The Mistress12:33 PM, November 30, 2018

      JON: Like the sign says, Iain Duncan Smith is taking back control.

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  4. Mistress Maddie7:49 PM, November 29, 2018

    If he's the big reveal....keep that shit un-revealed.

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    1. The Mistress12:33 PM, November 30, 2018

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Anyone featured on Infomaniac has been rejected from your Candy Shop.

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  5. Tazzy11:30 AM, November 30, 2018

    Aww... if I'd have seen this earlier I'd have sent a cock shot :)

    Oh and Piggy still thinks you're a cunt

    :) xx

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  6. Tazzy1:06 PM, December 06, 2018

    YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

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