Saturday, October 06, 2018

The Latest Winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

The winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competiton is AlpoJones in the state of Washington, USA. Click here. I've also posted the photo, here...


Congratulations, AJ! AJ's entry, as you can see, is on a Tumblr site. AJ has wasted no time posting her photo, and getting the next FGES competition up and running. She's ready for your captions.

If you want to win The Shorts (of course you do!) check out Rimpy Rimpington's post here for details on how to enter.

Rimpy shows us that we don't have to be a member of Tumblr to enter AJ's Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition. 

Deadline: 10/31/2018 at 11:59:59 PM PDT

A round of applause for Rimpy Rimpington who did a most excellent job of getting the competition up and running again.

26 comments:

  1. Yay!!! and I've thought of something....
    Lovely to see you, Ms Mistress!!!
    Sxxx

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  2. Very welcome back, Very Mistress!!! (Three exclamation marks appears to be a 'thing' now, so I'm going with it...)

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    1. One can never have enough exclamation marks. I think I've proven that over the years.

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  3. Not to outdone, I'll do four. YAY!!!! Welcome back, Mistress - now, isn't it time for a garden photo show-and-tell? Jx

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  4. Thanks, Mistress. I hope all who see this will be encouraged to play along.

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  5. You've been out and on your back far to long dear.

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  6. I'll be travelling for the next few days...will check in next week.

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  7. Looks like she's at JiffyLube.....sounds right to me.

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    1. Oh, Norma Dear,

      Lubricants become
      lubriCANs,
      when your attitude is greased
      more than your glands.

      Others glisten,
      sport a sheen,
      your pebble finish
      is tough to keep clean.

      Note their ankles
      crossed or closed,
      choosing the dainty,
      when they are posed.

      Now you, dear Norma,
      your cover your ears,
      hip sockets swing,
      first light sees your rear.

      The Mistress!!! hovers,
      round mechanics and such,
      for burly men often,
      squat for her touch.

      Recycle your Jeri curls,
      with vintage Vitalis,
      with slickery hands,
      clench you a phallus.

      You'll never wear,
      or take off said shorts,
      such finery is exclusive,
      to all-male resorts.

      The contest be rigged,
      the news is all fake,
      the shorts must smell good,
      to those who partake.

      But for you Norma dear,
      in dreary repose,
      your gristle groin,
      makes us wrinkle our nose.

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    2. Is this a caption submission for the contest?

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  8. Is that Mistress MJ? I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. LẌ did you win the gardening contest this year?

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    2. The legs in that photo belong to AlpoJones, not me.

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  9. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!

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  10. BITCHES: You can start sending me your garden photos. No more than 10 photos per person and please give a brief description of each photo.

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    1. Five exclamation marks are in order. YAY!!!!!

      Jx

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  11. Replies
    1. (This was meant to be in reply to your Garden Photos Event comment)

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  12. Mistress, a little help please. I'm trying to determine if Testosterone's poem above was intended to be a caption submission or not. I'm guessing not, but I don't want to leave anyone out accidentally.

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  13. Rimpy,

    Throw my ass in the ring! I can stretch, bulge, and fill, said shorts with my bling.

    Testosterone

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  14. Sorry, I have no lady garden here, so the poor survivalists on the window sill will have to do - ach, it's a drag ...

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