Sunday, July 15, 2018

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition RIDES AGAIN!!!

You've waited over FIVE LONG YEARS for the return of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition but it seems that our last winner, Princess must still be doing alterations to them...


Enter RIMPY RIMPINGTON to revive the contest with his Return of the Revenge of the Son of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Click here to read all about it and see Rimpy himself in the new STAIN-FREE SHORTS!

Bravo, Rimpy!

9 comments:

  1. Stain free....but for how long dear....

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  2. Well, I give your sewing machine model "2 snaps!"

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    1. I'm likin' the Singer 401, though I'm a 500 man ("The Rocketeer").

      Was Norma an Auto-rama model of old? The kind of gal who worked conventions on a rotating platform?

      Do tell, Norma dear.

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    2. You forgot. I slammed the door of
      a '68 Coupe deVille on your hand.

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  3. Thanks for the update! I've placed a notice on my blog about this awesome news! It's like the second coming of Jesus! Rejoice and Share the Good News!

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  4. I can't imagine the amount of needles Prinny's broken trying to get through some of those stiffer stains...

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    1. Rumour has it that this Rimpington guy sent enforcers over to poor Princess ... it's a conspiration, tah !

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  5. I entertained the idea of sending an enforcers, but ultimately didn't.

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