Saturday, July 21, 2018

Put On Your Big Boy Shorts

It's time to retire your old green shorts...

And wear The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

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  1. "Dammit! I've been reaching around in here for half an hour. That's the last time I buy pants from the same designer who made Mary Poppins' carpet bag."

  2. What prompted that man to style himself on Mr Potato Head? And MOSS GREEN pants? Eww. Jx

  3. Replies
    1. Norma dear,

      He fills your bilge,
      with his manly swill,
      quick to tongue tickle,
      Your pleasure pill.

      Guy wires hoist,
      what gets in his way,
      A gal with a yen,
      to squat, and then splay.

      Confusion, or baffled,
      your brains be fucked out,
      He's only to lonely,
      so your gash gets a rout.

      Coy, or demure,
      we don't buy it dear.
      You've slather and tasted,
      his last ounce of smear.

      The panties he sports,
      in curious repose,
      are worn for weeks,
      and then taped to your nose.

      Such overlooked men,
      are supplements for thyne.
      They ooze desperation,
      while cracking your spine.

      So keep on trying,
      in your "dead fish" position,
      They'll effortlessly deposit,
      when you remove your dentition

    2. For you, I'll keep my teeth in.

  4. Not just shorts, he also needs a shirt and some pants!