Thursday, August 16, 2018

The Big Freakin' Reveal

The big reveal for The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts will be taking place soon...

The Mistress has a wave of house guests from now until the end of the month and will be too busy to participate in the joy of discovering the name of the winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts

In my absence, visit Rimpy Rimpington who is hosting the contest. 

Rimpy says, "I hope to have the announcement of a winner posted by Sunday (Aug. 19) evening."

Ciao for now, Bitches. And good luck!


  1. How could any reveal be any bigger than this one?

    1. Norma dear,

      Of size and such,
      Who's to say.
      His languid glance,
      may come your way.

      Those shorts dropped,
      on your bedroom floor,
      a tempest inside ye,
      "Ship to shore!".

      For your saddle dear
      is worn and chapped,
      You're forever seeking,
      the lid uncapped.

      Such choosy words,
      belie your truth.
      Any storm in your port,
      it's a corner booth.

      You'd swab his deck,
      and scrub it too.
      A frazzled mop's
      favorite chore to do.

      Green panties, green shorts,
      envy abounds.
      Just close your eyes,
      as he slams and pounds.

    2. There's no storm so furious
      that would force me into that port.

  2. * on edge of seat in anticipation *

    * but fully clothed, unlike the faux-FGES wearer up there *

  3. Are you running a hotel, Mistress? Or some kind of bordello?

    As long as the Garden Photos Contest isn't interrupted by this never-ending series of distractions, I'm happy.


    PS "Elf Short Green" is not my colour. Nor his.

  4. I think someone needs some ointment for that huge swelling...
    Meanwhile, I'm hoping the shorts are coming back to the UK. If I ever get my mitts on them again I will send them to Jon, just for the fun of it.

  5. I’m on the edge of my seat hoping they make it back to Denmark

  6. Do you take luncheon vouchers?

  7. Are you still saving the world ?
    Come on, take a break - one wonders whether this heap of nonsense is worth all the effort. Move over, we could be Bumpin' on Sunset !

  8. Replies
    1. Not even crickets. Just silence. Jx

    2. Canadian crickets. They are very polite.

  9. End of what month?

  10. Replies
    1. The power was out for over 24 hours but the house was not blown away. The tornado hit a nearby neighbourhood but not mine. Phew!

    2. Worth a candle for St.Florian ...

      I think I can speak for the whole audience - we are glad to hear from you again ! IT's not all lost !

  11. Did you run around the yard shrieking "Aunite Em, Auntie Em" It would have distracted the neighbors from their petty worries and given you a chance to flash your knickers at the neighbor boys.

  12. When is the garden contests? LX win again?