Sunday, March 11, 2012

Gay Pursuits

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[artwork by Al Parker]

What gay pursuits do you engage in?

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    1. :-)
      ...just seeing if I pop up beneath Mr Lax if I enter here.
      Sx

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    2. Please remember that Infomaniac is NOT a dating service, Miss Scarlet.

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  2. It figures that I ask for "gay pursuits" and two of the 4.5 straight men on Infomaniac chime in.

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  3. I'm willing to become lesbian if that would help the demographics for this post.

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    1. That would mean Birkenstocks or worse, CROCS.

      Perish the thought, LX.

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    1. This post has gone downhill earlier than usual.

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    2. No wonder with MsScarlet popping and flashing, nibbling too ...

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  5. I occasionally 'notice' the clothing of people I pass on the street.

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    1. But have you been tempted to give them a makeover, Mr. Scotsyank?

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    2. I am tempted. Some people look as if they fell into a box of clothes, and came out dressed!

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  6. I have beauty pagents for Barbies and the winner gets to give a blow job to my anatomically correct GI Joe.

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  7. You should hook up with Mr. Peenee and his linen closet/Barbie doll sex club.

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  8. I used to indulge in gay pursuits, but now I get out of breath... Jx

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    1. JON: We recommend you visit the Infomaniac Medical Clinic where your STD needs will be taken care of AND you get a free inhaler with every visit.

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  9. Umm....I stare at men's arses.

    Does that count?

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    1. ROSES: Why limit it to staring?

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  10. decorating, decorating, blow jobs, and more decorating.

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    1. JASON: How do you find the time?

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  11. What Jason said...plus...


    Sodomy
    Fellatio
    Anilingus
    Pederasty
    Masturbation
    Auto Erotica
    Hot Lunch
    Western Grip
    Chinese Grip
    Blumpkin
    Golden Shower
    Pearl Necklace
    Purple Mushroom
    Jelly Doughnut
    Woody Woodpecker
    Rim Job
    Dirty Sanchez
    Fish Eye
    69

    And that was just last night...

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    1. AYEM8Y: I've heard you've switched teams.

      See my upcoming post tonight or tomorrow.

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    2. i just googled blumpkin.

      gawd.

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    3. For those who are afraid to Google "blumpkin," the Urban Dictionary defines it as, "The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump."

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  12. is it a coincidence that your illustrator al parker has the
    same name as the other al parker? gay pursuits indeed.

    and the hung parker hails from natick, massachusetts!
    if i'm not mistaken, cookie just visited there; no doubt a
    pilgrimage to a shrine.

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    1. I was waiting to see which Bitch would pick up on the other Al Parker first...you or Cookie.

      Well spotted, Norma.

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    2. funny, i am spotting right now.

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    3. Don't forget, Norma...inner cleanliness comes first.

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  13. About the only thing missing from Pirate's impressive listing is a santorum!

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  14. Gay Persuits? I don't have time... I'm still buried under a mountain of sequins and tulle darling...

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  15. BITCHES: See new post for shocking details on AyeM8y's double life!

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  16. I suck cock. And this year I celebrate sucking cock for 42 years.

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