Dammit, this gives me hope. Hope that, no matter what old folks facility they send me to eventually, there'll be plenty of open-minded oldsters and exhibitionistic perverts to keep a nasty old whore like me entertained in the style to which I have become accustomed. Brava!!!
Once again I have to clean my computer screen from spewed coffee. Someone should tell Peenee, Norma, and friend that they're in a monastery and should always wear a hooded robe. If they don't comply no hot chocolate and Valium for them.
Lordy yes. I had to take a way closer look at that picture than I wanted to figure out if that was skleege all over the arm of the chair or just tore the fuck up upholstery. Daaaaang, old guys; hit up Office Depot already.
First!
ReplyDeleteIt's time to get new furniture in the computor lab, mistress!
ReplyDeleteDEEP BLUE: Does Mistress MJ LOOK like she’s made of money?
DeleteI don't mind Norma working the mouse, but the stalker queen on the right has got to go. So pushy.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Stalker queen, you say?
DeleteOr simply your way of keeping Norma all to yourself?
Yay! A classic-style Filthy Friday!
ReplyDeleteLX: Mistress MJ was unaware of anything “classic” here at Infomaniac.
Deletei don't even want to know what i've caught off
ReplyDeletethat piece of shit chair you dragged in off the curb.
NORMA: Whatever you’ve caught off that chair, I’m sure you can find a cure for it on your cart.
DeleteI think the whole room could do with a makeover....
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: Makeover?
DeleteI’m still paying off the moat!
Dammit, this gives me hope. Hope that, no matter what old folks facility they send me to eventually, there'll be plenty of open-minded oldsters and exhibitionistic perverts to keep a nasty old whore like me entertained in the style to which I have become accustomed.
ReplyDeleteBrava!!!
NATIONS: It may be one of your old blue movies they’re watching right now!
DeleteWHY IS THIS GODDAMNED THING NOT PUBLISHING MY IMPORTANT COMMENTS??? GODDAMNDED THING, YOU BETTER KNOCK IT OFF!
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: WHY DOES BLOGGER HAVE TO TINKER WITH OUR TOYS, DAMMIT?
DeleteYou sure do know how to scare the shit out of a person before bed!!!!! Speaking of the cookie monster, that may help me sleep better...
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Did someone mention The Cookie Monster?
DeleteAnd people wonder why kabuki has never volunteered at the local twilight centre.
ReplyDeletekabuki-san: Mistress MJ would be grateful if you’d loan Peenee and Norma couple of kimonos.
DeleteI have seen the future and it is, like, the day after tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteTHOMBEAU: Mistress MJ has already arranged for your room to be made up.
DeleteIn fact, there’s a room with your name on the door.
We may name an entire wing after you.
Could be a boardroom anywhere in London...
ReplyDeleteBankers reviewing their bonuses.
Sx
SCARLET: All bankers will be sent directly to the oubliette.
DeleteWank robbers? Onanistically speaking.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Wank robbers robbing the sperm bank?
DeleteOnce again I have to clean my computer screen from spewed coffee. Someone should tell Peenee, Norma, and friend that they're in a monastery and should always wear a hooded robe. If they don't comply no hot chocolate and Valium for them.
ReplyDeleteOBSERVER/TB: Monastery? I’ll have to give them tonsures!
DeleteWHY does Stalker Queen insist on keeping his not-so-white socks on?
ReplyDeleteIt's just wrong!
BLAZNG SCARLET: As you can see here, I agree with your sock thoughts.
DeleteThose $29 rent by the hour hotel rooms don't usually have Wi-Fi.
ReplyDeleteKELLY RED: You really should try the Infomaniac Inn next time you travel.
DeleteThat crappy chair really takes away from the artistry of the photo. Just sayin'.....
ReplyDeletePuppy Porn Friday is up!
BOXER: I’ll pop over asap!
DeleteLordy yes. I had to take a way closer look at that picture than I wanted to figure out if that was skleege all over the arm of the chair or just tore the fuck up upholstery. Daaaaang, old guys; hit up Office Depot already.
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: And what am I supposed to ask the salesman at Office Depot?
Delete“Do you have this chair in a colour that will blend in with skleege?”