This reminds me…
Do you recall last August when we asked for your gardening photos?
August was leaving it too late to ask you to snap photos of your prize-winning pansies so this year we’re putting out a reminder to start snapping as soon as your garden is at its peak.
Save those garden photos and send them in when Mistress MJ puts out the call. We’ll do another post this year featuring your gorgeous gardening photos.
Did I win yet?
ReplyDeleteFIRST!!!
DeleteSadly since taking on this costume gig my garden has become somewhat neglected this year. The heat has knocked everything about and the weeds have run rampant... But I'll do my best to get some pics if anything is kind enough to bloom despite the neglect and abuse.
ReplyDeleteWhile you're getting another Slap for your effort Mr Lax
DeleteI'll claim first!
Oops... I tried to claim it...
DeleteSx
Miss Scarlet is officially FIRST.
DeletePrincess' time stamp is BEFORE Miss Scarlet!
DeleteOh golly, you're RIGHT, LX!
DeletePRINCESS is officially first.
I got confused because of the new commenting system.
Sigh.
There is nothing more beautiful than a Japanese garden or more tranquil and soothing. This is not an example; it is more like a demented artifical flower display at your local gay owned poor taste dollar store. TB
ReplyDeleteOBSERVER/TB: Are there any self-respecting gays who actually OWN dollar stores?
DeleteI’m sure it’s possible though as I know that style queen Michael Guy shops in one from time to time.
Excuse the gaping holes in my comment above.
DeleteI have no idea how THAT happened.
DOLLAR STORES RULE!
DeleteOf course they do. Where do you think that I get my pastel net, almost silk material, and Barbie torsos to make my custom toilet roll covers. I even find my glue gun replacement cartridges there as well as glitter for eyeshadow to match your bathroom tile. TB P.S. Too late for Easter Delivery but May Day is coming up.
DeleteOBSERVER/TB & THOMBEAU: The dollar store homos have spoken!!!
DeleteI will try to grow something...hopefully it will be more successful than last time.
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SCARLET: Have you tried talking to your plants?
DeleteI'm confumbled: Is this another deadline?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: No deadline YET for the garden photos. But I’d like you to plan ahead this year for the gardening post. Last year I asked for your photos too late in the growing season.
DeleteOn the other hand, there IS a deadline for your “Show and Tell” photos…March 31st.
hawaiian airlines first class flight attendant.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Enjoy a complimentary lei.
Deletethere's plenty of time, sugar! it's only the 21st! xoxoxoxox
ReplyDeleteExactly Savannah!
DeleteSAVANNAH & MAGO: There is ALWAYS one Bitch who insists they didn’t see anything about a deadline.
DeleteDeadline, schmedline... I dont see nuthin!
DeleteVATO DIABLO: Don’t be that bitch.
DeleteThe things people get up to in their hotel rooms.
ReplyDeleteWhat look was he aiming for? Spring hasn't even sprung!
ROSES: Check your calendar, Miss Roses. I think you will find that spring is here! Of course you Brits might do things differently over there.
DeleteI don't want to encourage racial profiling but that seems a pretty generous floral bouquet down there? A springtime nosegay would have done the job. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteKELLY RED: Let’s remember that size doesn’t count.
DeleteAnd thank you for working “nosegay” into the conversation.
"My husband, some hot shot. Here's his ancient Chinese secret!"
ReplyDeleteTHOMBEAU: Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
DeleteYou KNOW that's on my list of future Redundant Variety posts!!
DeleteTHOMBEAU: I looked into your crystal balls!
DeleteI suppose that's one way to disguise that "not-so-fresh" fishy smell.
ReplyDeleteHe still looks like a thorn is pricking his prick though.
BLAZNG SCARLET: That fishy smell is caused by eating the kipper surprise at the caff where Beast works.
DeleteSo thats who plundered my hanging baskets
ReplyDeleteBEAST: Your “basket” must have been hanging awfully low.
DeleteI'd spray him all over with Roundup.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: By Monsanto…eeeek!
DeleteThat dirty whore!!! I wondered where my candle rings went. That's alright, he can keep them.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Another trip to the Pottery Barn?
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