Thursday, March 29, 2012

Wine and Cheese Party

I can't see the label on the bottle.

What wine would you pair with this?...

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Enjoy yourself at our wine and cheese party, Bitches!

But watch out for handsome strangers!...

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Cin cin!...

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    1. Looks like you're drinking alone today.

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    2. Would you care for a wedge of Oka?

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    3. If you're going for the smell, I'd suggest "Tête de Moine" (Monk's Head). This way we keep the clerical theme: cheese, booze, monks... yeah! It all fits very well!

      (For the other bitches, let us say that "Oka" is a kind of cheese made in a monastery here in Québec)

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    4. Made in Quebec...which is why I chose it for you.

      Oka's okay!

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  2. Any wine will do as long as you have enough to drink so that you pass out and forget the scary picture. TB

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  3. A nice Penis Grigio?
    It is white meat after all ...

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  4. Oh, it looks like Huggy Jon won't be drinking alone after all!

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    1. At the price of champagne, I'd better switch to carbonated uric acid!

      Well, it the same color anyways! Just add a tad of sugar and VOILÀ! Nobody will see the difference.

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    2. Isn't "uric acid" a fancy name for American beer?

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    1. So now it's a Whine and Cheese party.

      I should have seen that coming.

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  6. Gee this is tough Mistress......the wine would have to be stomped, stirred, distilled and served in it's own box for sure seeing as how these gentlemen seem to appreciate fast food. Like the song says "I believe the lies of Handsome Men".

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    1. Wine in a box...

      This party just keeps getting classier.

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  7. I believe the bottle in the pictuer would probably be best inserted...

    Other than that might I suggest a Rough Red to match the hair....

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  8. Oh... and the water bed could probably do with a good slashing in my book.

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    1. Oh my god Annie Green Springs! LOL!

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  10. Gallo 'Ruby Chablis'...made in vats for people who appreciate a fine screwtop wine and a blistering hangover! I'll bring the Velveeta! INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED, PEOPLE! That way the only germs being swapped will be local, eh? wink wink? eh? huh? Put a few waves in the waterbed? eh? *hic*

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  11. Can I cover them up with a tartan blanket and make some cocoa, please?
    Sx

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    1. Actually, can I have some cocoa with marshmallows and the tartan blankie?

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    2. Roses has the best idea of all. COCOA!

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  12. kabuki prefers a nice 1984 Chateau de Pouff. It is a frisky wine. Much like our Norma - it grows on you.

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  13. BITCHES: I see all of you enjoy bum wine with your bum fun.

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  14. Excuse me, am I too late to have a Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill?

    ... The guilt is eating me alive...

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