Thursday, March 29, 2012

Wine and Cheese Party

I can't see the label on the bottle.

What wine would you pair with this?...

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Enjoy yourself at our wine and cheese party, Bitches!

But watch out for handsome strangers!...

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Cin cin!...

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35 comments:

  1. DeepBlue8:15 AM, March 29, 2012

    Feurste!

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  2. DeepBlue8:15 AM, March 29, 2012

    Dom Pérignon!

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    1. The Mistress8:42 AM, March 29, 2012

      Looks like you're drinking alone today.

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    2. The Mistress8:52 AM, March 29, 2012

      Would you care for a wedge of Oka?

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    3. The Mistress8:52 AM, March 29, 2012

      Or a wedgie?

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    4. DeepBlue9:11 AM, March 29, 2012

      If you're going for the smell, I'd suggest "Tête de Moine" (Monk's Head). This way we keep the clerical theme: cheese, booze, monks... yeah! It all fits very well!

      (For the other bitches, let us say that "Oka" is a kind of cheese made in a monastery here in Québec)

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    5. The Mistress9:12 AM, March 29, 2012

      Made in Quebec...which is why I chose it for you.

      Oka's okay!

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  3. Anonymous8:54 AM, March 29, 2012

    Any wine will do as long as you have enough to drink so that you pass out and forget the scary picture. TB

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  4. BlazngScarlet8:54 AM, March 29, 2012

    A nice Penis Grigio?
    It is white meat after all ...

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  5. The Mistress8:54 AM, March 29, 2012

    Oh, it looks like Huggy Jon won't be drinking alone after all!

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    1. DeepBlue9:07 AM, March 29, 2012

      At the price of champagne, I'd better switch to carbonated uric acid!

      Well, it the same color anyways! Just add a tad of sugar and VOILÀ! Nobody will see the difference.

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    2. The Mistress9:11 AM, March 29, 2012

      Isn't "uric acid" a fancy name for American beer?

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    3. FirstNations1:13 PM, March 29, 2012

      Specifically 'Coors'.

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  6. normadesmond9:33 AM, March 29, 2012

    mind if i bring the whine?

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    1. The Mistress9:50 AM, March 29, 2012

      So now it's a Whine and Cheese party.

      I should have seen that coming.

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  7. Topher9:44 AM, March 29, 2012

    Gee this is tough Mistress......the wine would have to be stomped, stirred, distilled and served in it's own box for sure seeing as how these gentlemen seem to appreciate fast food. Like the song says "I believe the lies of Handsome Men".

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    1. The Mistress9:51 AM, March 29, 2012

      Wine in a box...

      This party just keeps getting classier.

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  8. Princess11:24 AM, March 29, 2012

    I believe the bottle in the pictuer would probably be best inserted...

    Other than that might I suggest a Rough Red to match the hair....

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  9. Princess11:26 AM, March 29, 2012

    Oh... and the water bed could probably do with a good slashing in my book.

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  10. Thombeau12:16 PM, March 29, 2012

    Two Buck Chuck!

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  11. LẌ1:09 PM, March 29, 2012

    Annie Green Springs Cherry Country!

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  12. LẌ1:10 PM, March 29, 2012

    [back to tick e-mail]

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  13. FirstNations1:16 PM, March 29, 2012

    Gallo 'Ruby Chablis'...made in vats for people who appreciate a fine screwtop wine and a blistering hangover! I'll bring the Velveeta! INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED, PEOPLE! That way the only germs being swapped will be local, eh? wink wink? eh? huh? Put a few waves in the waterbed? eh? *hic*

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  14. Ms Scarlet4:37 PM, March 29, 2012

    Can I cover them up with a tartan blanket and make some cocoa, please?
    Sx

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    1. Roses4:44 PM, March 29, 2012

      Actually, can I have some cocoa with marshmallows and the tartan blankie?

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    2. mrpeenee10:32 PM, March 29, 2012

      Roses has the best idea of all. COCOA!

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  15. kabuki zero6:50 PM, March 29, 2012

    kabuki prefers a nice 1984 Chateau de Pouff. It is a frisky wine. Much like our Norma - it grows on you.

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  16. The Mistress7:20 PM, March 29, 2012

    BITCHES: I see all of you enjoy bum wine with your bum fun.

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  17. designing wally9:45 PM, March 29, 2012

    Excuse me, am I too late to have a Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill?

    ... The guilt is eating me alive...

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