MJ Vomits in a Vegas Nightclub

After glugging champagne and tequila directly from the bottle, she covertly vomits onto one of the banquets at Haze lounge. She then stumbles out of the club in her see-through leopard print dress.

Back in the hotel room, MJ claims that she lost her purse in the club, though she hadn't even brought it down in the first place. When Reza asks what colour her bag was, she bleats: 'Expensive!'' Asa and Reza take care of their sloppy, drunken pal and even hose her down in a cold shower...while she's still wearing her expensive dress.

In need of a cold shower: Reza hoses MJ off when she becomes too drunk and incoherent

Good friend: Though it's his birthday, Reza still puts MJ in the tub

This is what happens to drunk girls: MJ is the new Snooki

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Thanks (?) to Herr Mago for bringing this story to our attention.