Happy Anniversary Mistress - may you always carry a lovely and fragrant bouquet of fleurs along the stinking piss stained roads of life. Plastered on smile, extra. Offer not valid in Rhode Island.
Oh dear ... this is for you. Don't know when I stumbled into this shack for the first time, but I do know that it is among the first stops of the daily round ever since. I rise my cup of coffee to our marvellous hostess, Mistress MJ: Live long and prosper! Without the Mistress and the Infomaniac the web would be absolutely unbearable. Küsschen auf's Ärschchen m'lovely!
Hmmm .... traditionally, for the sixth anniversary, you would receive wood. But i'm really not very traditional. I much prefer 'modern' ... and that means it should be something pertaining to an idea or symbolic.
I searched and searched and I believe I may have found something worthy of you. I just hope you don't have one already. It's SPARKLY!
Heureux anniversaire, ma chérie! And thank you so much for bringing a smile to this moody, crappy, beat-up heart of mine... and I'm gonna end this right now otherwise I'll start crying again!!!
Six gros bisous et six gros gros câlins!
Je t'adore!
(NO! you bitches; "Je t'adore" doesn't mean "shut the door"!!)
In your honor I put on an old album and me along with Miss Debbie Boone are singing "You Light Up My Life". Afterward I'll fill my sippy cup with Jack Daniels and watch muscle porn all day. Your blog is so inspiring.
SIX! Wow, six is very impressive big boy. Yes yes it's the biggest I've ever had, give those six inches to me over and over. Yeah yeah. Opps I just reread the Mistress' post, six YEARS. SIX! Wow, six is very impressive.
BITCHES: Mistress MJ is touched (!) by your compliments (except for Vicus) and wishes to express that it’s YOU, the Infomaniac Bitches, who make this blog what it is.
Thanks to everyone who drops in and out (like an acid trip) on Infomaniac.
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I smell something sweet wafting from the kitchen.
Mazel Tov my Mistress - it has been my absolute honour to serve as your #1 Houseboy
ReplyDeletePS First............ suck it bitches....
ReplyDeleteCompliments? You are slightly better than tertiary syphilis.
ReplyDeleteWill that do?
Happy Anniversary Mistress - may you always carry a lovely and fragrant bouquet of fleurs along the stinking piss stained roads of life. Plastered on smile, extra. Offer not valid in Rhode Island.
ReplyDeleteso this cranston coupon i have is worthless?
DeleteOh dear ... this is for you. Don't know when I stumbled into this shack for the first time, but I do know that it is among the first stops of the daily round ever since.
ReplyDeleteI rise my cup of coffee to our marvellous hostess, Mistress MJ: Live long and prosper! Without the Mistress and the Infomaniac the web would be absolutely unbearable. Küsschen auf's Ärschchen m'lovely!
Happy Sixth Anniversary Mistress...
ReplyDeleteCelebrate with Candy I'm sending you a box full....
I think that last year I gave YOU Wood!
ReplyDeleteBonne fête!
ReplyDeleteNext year, it's the Seven Year Itch!
Hmmm .... traditionally, for the sixth anniversary, you would receive wood.
ReplyDeleteBut i'm really not very traditional.
I much prefer 'modern' ... and that means it should be something pertaining to an idea or symbolic.
I searched and searched and I believe I may have found something worthy of you. I just hope you don't have one already.
It's SPARKLY!
Happy Birthday to Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteWow. 6 years of filthy owld poofs and rowdy parties. Who'd have thought eh?
Good on ye.
Heureux anniversaire, ma chérie! And thank you so much for bringing a smile to this moody, crappy, beat-up heart of mine... and I'm gonna end this right now otherwise I'll start crying again!!!
ReplyDeleteSix gros bisous et six gros gros câlins!
Je t'adore!
(NO! you bitches; "Je t'adore" doesn't mean "shut the door"!!)
{{{{{{MOOOOOWAAAAAAH}}}}}}
Jehan-Pierre
In your honor I put on an old album and me along with Miss Debbie Boone are singing "You Light Up My Life". Afterward I'll fill my sippy cup with Jack Daniels and watch muscle porn all day. Your blog is so inspiring.
ReplyDeleteSIX!!!
ReplyDeleteSo remarkable, so wonderful, so surreal....
In Mistress' honor, I promise to perform an act of filth today.
This is only right.
xoxox
Six! Nothing here feels fit for a six year old.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's a very good thing. Many happy return!
you realize that's 2190 days of filth, piss and smegma.
ReplyDeleteand yet, you remain so fresh and vital!
Blogger have removed the Scarlet Blue blogs. Where is Eros when you need him!!!
ReplyDeleteEx
[Indeed, I am an Ex Sx]
Yes! What happend to dear Miss Scarlet??? She also left a comment here. I saw it on the email notification but when I came over here, it was gone! :'(
Delete?????
Thankfully the new system in place to retrieve blogs actually works!!
DeletePanic over!
Sx
...and they removed my comment from here :-(
ReplyDeleteEx
Happy 6th!!!! In your honor, I'm plugging in the vodka fountain and pouring in the good stuff.
ReplyDeletexoxoxox
*elbows Ms Boxer out the way*
DeleteNo need Roses darling, Boxer is on the wagon at present!
DeleteBut i'm not .... ;)
*elbows Roses out of the way*
SIX! Wow, six is very impressive big boy. Yes yes it's the biggest I've ever had, give those six inches to me over and over. Yeah yeah.
ReplyDeleteOpps I just reread the Mistress' post, six YEARS.
SIX! Wow, six is very impressive.
Like I said, just before I was wiped:
ReplyDeleteI've always wondered why you have an Infomaniac Beauty Parlour... actually what did I say??
HAPPY 6TH BLOGGY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
SXXXX
Here's what you said dear: "I always wondered why you need a Infomaniac Beauty parlour... you are beautiful enough as it is."
DeleteAny regrets???
:-)
No, that's what I meant!
DeleteSx
Felicitations MJ! I like the use of the 'Royal We' According to tradition you should demand gifts of iron or sugar.
ReplyDeleteI heard you were eight before you were seven. POW! Like a pencil without a lead, without you my world is pointless. you complete me.
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary! Frankly, I don't know where any of us would be without you. XOXOXO
ReplyDeleteI have announced it on my blog and given the occasion its our post of tribute.
ReplyDeletehttp://dhtinshakerheights.blogspot.com/2012/03/infomaniac-is-six.html
Congratulations, fellow old-timer! Jx
ReplyDeletePS Found these six things and thought of you!
BITCHES: Mistress MJ is touched (!) by your compliments (except for Vicus) and wishes to express that it’s YOU, the Infomaniac Bitches, who make this blog what it is.
ReplyDeleteThanks to everyone who drops in and out (like an acid trip) on Infomaniac.
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I smell something sweet wafting from the kitchen.
Stay tuned.
p.s. I've just checked Miss Scarlet's blog and thankfully it's there.
ReplyDeleteIt must have been all that talk of panty liners that got Blogger's knickers in a knot.
♫♪♫ Happy Birthday ♫♪♫
ReplyDeleteAnd now we know why you look so young for such an old bitch. I mean 6 is ancient in blogger land.
Congrats MJ
CoreyJo
Happy anniversary! You don't look a day over 4, darling.
ReplyDeletehappy blogversary, sugarpie!!! sorry i missed the party! xoxoxoxox
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