Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Wenisless Wednesday

Is something holding you back from showing us what you’ve got?

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Then no wenis for YOU this Wednesday!

If you want to see wenis here again on Wenis Wednesdays, be sure to enter our Show and Tell Day with a photo submission of ANY ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE.

For details on how to enter, click here.

Deadline: Saturday, March 31st.

33 comments:

  1. Not working. I would go to a great deal of trouble to avoid seeing that which is so coyly hidden here. More carrot, less stick, that's what I say.

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  2. Wait a Second! I begin to nurse the idea that you want to tell us something ... something with a date?

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  3. The pair of you are quick to complain yet I haven't seen any "Show and Tell" submissions from you yet in my inbox!

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  4. I'm saving mine for the 31st, at 2359 hour! :P

    And anyways, there are plenty of wenisses to find (to be found?? Argh! Grammar!!!) on the Internet! :P:P

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  5. DEEP BLUE: Tu commences à m'énerver.

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    1. And that goes for ALL of you!

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    2. That happens when you tutoyer with people.

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    3. You get send to your room without dessert!

      As for me, I "tutoyer" everybody. I'd even "tutoyer" the Queen of England! After all, we all came to this world somewhat the same way and we're all going to leave somewhat the same way. And in between, we'll produce a lot of crap and I figure that, what comes out of my ass stinks as much as what come out of Her Majesty's Royal Crack, so why all the fuss?

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    4. Fut-oyer? Faire le queue?

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  6. Just my luck. I miss out on a wednesday wenis because of a pack of Slack Arsed Bitches that can't be bothered to lift a finger and point and shoot!

    Oooh... ooooh.... All is not lost!
    If you look very very closely with the embiggerator turned up to full volume you can just spot a peek of peen! Might I suggest turning the heating up Sir!

    Your still a pack of Slack Arsed Bitches!

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    1. *flounces out of room with embiggerator turned to full volume*
      What a huge alluring arse you have there Mr m8y...

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    2. ...oh lordy you're RIGHT!
      Um, that is, a friend told me you're right.

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    3. OMG the panelling.

      THE PANELLING.

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  7. OH! ALLRIGHT! Check out you in-box, Mistress!

    (Gosh! Never met such a needy-greedy-bitchy-bitch in my entire life! As if we didn'T have anything more important to do than submit pictures for her annoying slide-shows!)

    Have a nice day, ma chère!

    {{{MOOOOOWAAAH}}}
    Huggy Jon

    Oh! Hai Princess!

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    1. Jon, I sense some pent up enengy.....you need get to the Casa right darn quick!

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  8. Is the hat available on the Infomaniac Shopping Network? Uh, I'm asking for myself.

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  9. Not even a glimpse of clackerbag! How bitterly disappointing.

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  10. I think it might look better this way... although it forces me to focus on the true horror of the decor.
    Sx

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  11. first begging, now threats.
    how will this end?

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  12. SOME of us are trying to get some work done and can't hear ourselves think for the endless chattering in here!

    What does the "F" on his hat represent?

    Now get your thumbs out of your bums and send me your submissions.

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  13. Dragonfly bedspread, Florida Gators hat and NO 'worm' .... what IS he trying to catch?!

    I sent my submissive, er ... submission already.

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  14. Why so complicated? It would be a lot easier if you'd just say something like "Elmore James" and clap yer hands ...

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  15. playing hard to get will get you..... probably exactly what you want!

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  16. OK, OK...
    I give....
    Here's your damn photo!
    Seems that mistress thinks as much about "bitches crap 'round the house", as much as I think about wenis on wednesday.....

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  17. ... ich kann mich nicht entscheiden ...

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  18. OHHHHHHH, in your house! I thought it said in your pants!!!!! Yes I do have something to send you, two actually. Just hold your bloomers on girl, I'm getting there........

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  19. BITCHES: I've decided to give you a little wenis this Wednesday after all.

    NEW POST UP!

    Thanks to everyone who responded to Mistress MJ's reminder and submitted their photos before the deadline.

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  20. Yes I know that I suggested Show and Tell but that was probably when I was really high and had some new toy I wanted to share with the class. I'm a procrastinator...BUT DENYING OLD MAN WENIS IS CRUEL.

    *scrounges around the hoarding for something to share*

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    1. Yes, AyeM8y...I was wondering why the Bitch who suggested this event in the first place had not yet submitted.

      But of course you were HIGH at the time!

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