I was assured this whole sordid thing would be kept out of the gutter press.
I'd like to know what KIND of thing it is!*consults tabloids*
Norma's finally paying Peenee the outstanding balance on her "candy striper services" account.Sadly... all that candy and chocolate has gone straight to Norma's hips...
Princess: Perhaps Norma's just retaining water.
*fills pitcher at the water fountain**waters the plant**heads toward the stairs*I didn't see anything!
Deep Blue: What did you remove from that cart?
No... I think if it was water retention She'd have bigger "Cankles" Definitely the result of a candy choc comfort food post op binge....
Post-op?What are you suggesting, Princess?
well that picture was taken some time after Norma's failed "secret liposuction". Remember when she flashed us her nipples?
PRINCESS: The so-called “gall bladder” operation.Who does she think she’s fooling?
It's "craft" time at the Old Poofs’ Home. They've raided the medicine cabinet for supplies. You glue pills, cotton swabs, catheters, peenee pads, tongue depressors and syringes to cardboard and make pictures of the nurses. Who sell them at bazaars for extra cash. See, the finished ones are on the bottom rack.
AYEM8Y: But of course!And the Old Poof's Home of which you speak is the Infomaniac “Villa of Queens” Old Homosexuals’ Haven retirement home.
Hush money of some sort, that much is clear. And not at all surprising.
THOMBEAU: More Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte.Bordering on Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.Is there a rat on that tray?
"that was my favorite outfit, my perm was fresh andmy feet hadn't really swelled up yet. and yes, it washush money. why that peenee and what she put me through.""now look what you've gone and dredged up."
NORMADESMOND: Has Peenee given you your Midol enema?
All right, all right, so sometimes Norma would slip me a sawbuck to get the clinic janitor to dress up like a butler named Max and play something they called "Bury the Monkey." None of my beeswax.And just for being so nosy, the price on all enema kits on the cart just went up $5. That's US money.
PEENEE: I don’t want to know what goes on in your backyard!And how many times do I have to tell you not to bring up the monkey?
Norma's trading her Obamacare card for a box of licorice?
LX: Isn’t that how medical exchanges work in your country?
obviously some super secrect mission. probably for the United Nations. kabuki knows peenee personally saved Uganda from certain disaster, and Norma is worshipped as a GOD is certain parts of the Congo. true story
KABUKI: Well, the Congo is rated as #1, after all.
Hush money I say! I know one of those checks anywhere.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Takes one to know one, in other words.
Did I ever tell you about how Norma used to climb up on the enema shelf and make me wheel her through the Alzhemier ward yelling "Beep beep, I'm the Rectorouter, coming through, beep beep."
PEENEE: Let's move along now to Filthy Friday before there's an accident.Clean up in aisle 5!
enema shelf....i like that idea.
Oh, dear God help me... I know what they're doing. I know! I know!