Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Wenis Wednesday

It’s time for Mistress MJ to return to blogging.

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32 comments:

  1. Have you got the time on yer cock?

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  2. Timex: Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!

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  3. Rent by the hour cock ring; interesting moneymaker. TB

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  4. Don't forget ... this weekend we set our cocks forward!

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  5. Begs the question: "What time are you coming?"

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    1. From the looks of him, I think he already did.

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  6. Is that Big Ben? Or his little cousin?
    Sx

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  7. Oh goodness...look at the time...

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  8. It's half past a monkey's ass, a quarter to his balls!

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  9. BITCHES: What a pleasure to see you all back here and in fine form, I might add.

    I'll catch up with you over at your blogs as soon as time permits.

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  10. Did any of you notice the time on the watch?
    He has four o’clock fag!

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  11. Oh wait...that's 8 o'clock.

    Obviously Mistress MJ is not ready to return to any sort of regular activity.

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  12. "At the first stroke, the time will be..." Jx

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  13. Swift, smutty comments. I wanted so to post a clever pun here, but the other bitches beat me to every punch. There's nothing left! Not even a bon mot crumb!

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  14. @scotsyank - I hear you. I've been back several times today and everyone had taken my best lines. Especially that LX.

    So. What do I have? Puppy Porn for MJ. Because I do know how to make Mistress MJ happy. (I can't fluff pillows the way LX does.)

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  15. I was wondering where Pirate kept his rolex.

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  16. I was wondering where Pirate kept his rolex.

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  17. Both of them!

    Oh Maddie... Does that mean that Mr Pirate's built like a dog with 2 dicks?

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  18. don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

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  20. Oh, I think there are plenty of "time" euphemisms left to go around as Kubuki demonstrated so eloquently.

    like,

    Time's a wasting

    Quality time

    Time heals all wounds

    Spend your time wisely

    All in good time

    Time well spent

    Desperate times

    Time is up

    And of course...Time is money!

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  21. Now is the time for all good men to cum?....

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  22. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

    Infomaniac...come for the cock, stay for the comments.

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    1. why, the greeter at walmart said
      the very same thing to me yesterday!

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