Have you got the time on yer cock?
Oh... what good timing...
Timex: Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!
But... it's not a Timex...
Rent by the hour cock ring; interesting moneymaker. TB
DAMN Dick is late again!
Don't forget ... this weekend we set our cocks forward!
DOUBLE HA!!
Begs the question: "What time are you coming?"
From the looks of him, I think he already did.
Is that Big Ben? Or his little cousin?Sx
Oh goodness...look at the time...
self-winding model?
It's half past a monkey's ass, a quarter to his balls!
BITCHES: What a pleasure to see you all back here and in fine form, I might add.I'll catch up with you over at your blogs as soon as time permits.
Did any of you notice the time on the watch?He has four o’clock fag!
Oh wait...that's 8 o'clock.Obviously Mistress MJ is not ready to return to any sort of regular activity.
"At the first stroke, the time will be..." Jx
Tick tock, dick o'clock.
Swift, smutty comments. I wanted so to post a clever pun here, but the other bitches beat me to every punch. There's nothing left! Not even a bon mot crumb!
@scotsyank - I hear you. I've been back several times today and everyone had taken my best lines. Especially that LX.So. What do I have? Puppy Porn for MJ. Because I do know how to make Mistress MJ happy. (I can't fluff pillows the way LX does.)
I was wondering where Pirate kept his rolex.
Both of them!Oh Maddie... Does that mean that Mr Pirate's built like a dog with 2 dicks?
don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
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Oh, I think there are plenty of "time" euphemisms left to go around as Kubuki demonstrated so eloquently.like,Time's a wastingQuality timeTime heals all woundsSpend your time wiselyAll in good timeTime well spentDesperate timesTime is upAnd of course...Time is money!
Now is the time for all good men to cum?....
I've said it before and I'll say it again.Infomaniac...come for the cock, stay for the comments.
why, the greeter at walmart said the very same thing to me yesterday!
Have you got the time on yer cock?
ReplyDeleteOh... what good timing...
ReplyDeleteTimex: Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!
ReplyDeleteBut... it's not a Timex...
ReplyDeleteRent by the hour cock ring; interesting moneymaker. TB
ReplyDeleteDAMN Dick is late again!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget ... this weekend we set our cocks forward!
ReplyDeleteDOUBLE HA!!
DeleteBegs the question: "What time are you coming?"
ReplyDeleteFrom the looks of him, I think he already did.
DeleteIs that Big Ben? Or his little cousin?
ReplyDeleteSx
Oh goodness...look at the time...
ReplyDeleteself-winding model?
ReplyDeleteIt's half past a monkey's ass, a quarter to his balls!
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: What a pleasure to see you all back here and in fine form, I might add.
ReplyDeleteI'll catch up with you over at your blogs as soon as time permits.
Did any of you notice the time on the watch?
ReplyDeleteHe has four o’clock fag!
Oh wait...that's 8 o'clock.
ReplyDeleteObviously Mistress MJ is not ready to return to any sort of regular activity.
"At the first stroke, the time will be..." Jx
ReplyDeleteTick tock, dick o'clock.
ReplyDeleteSwift, smutty comments. I wanted so to post a clever pun here, but the other bitches beat me to every punch. There's nothing left! Not even a bon mot crumb!
ReplyDelete@scotsyank - I hear you. I've been back several times today and everyone had taken my best lines. Especially that LX.
ReplyDeleteSo. What do I have? Puppy Porn for MJ. Because I do know how to make Mistress MJ happy. (I can't fluff pillows the way LX does.)
I was wondering where Pirate kept his rolex.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering where Pirate kept his rolex.
ReplyDeleteBoth of them!
ReplyDeleteOh Maddie... Does that mean that Mr Pirate's built like a dog with 2 dicks?
don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
ReplyDelete✓✓✓✓
DeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteOh, I think there are plenty of "time" euphemisms left to go around as Kubuki demonstrated so eloquently.
ReplyDeletelike,
Time's a wasting
Quality time
Time heals all wounds
Spend your time wisely
All in good time
Time well spent
Desperate times
Time is up
And of course...Time is money!
Now is the time for all good men to cum?....
ReplyDeleteI've said it before and I'll say it again.
ReplyDeleteInfomaniac...come for the cock, stay for the comments.
why, the greeter at walmart said
Deletethe very same thing to me yesterday!