Saturday, March 24, 2012

Annual Reader Survey

It’s that time of year again when Mistress MJ allows you, the Infomaniac Bitches, to give us your feedback on this blog.

Mistress MJ’s personal assistant, Miss Normadesmond, is poised to record your suggestions…


What would you like to see here in 2012?

*Suggestions welcome.

COMMENTS FROM PREVIOUS READER SURVEYS

More cock and bum fun, please.
Tasteful discussions on the works of George Eliot. Vegan recipes. Pictures of flowers.
Hot gay midget action.
Donn Coppens with no shirt on chopping down a tree.
I want more 'lifestyle' pieces like 'things to do at home nekkid with nothing but a wok.'
Mud wrestling with kippers!
Bring on the beefcake!
Trannies Freaks and old Bears would be refreshing.
Some knitting patterns would be nice.
Pubic Topiary.
MORE LEATHER DADDIES!

*Mistress MJ will, as usual, ignore all advice.
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56 comments:

  1. DeepBlue6:57 AM, March 24, 2012

    I would like Mistress MJ to ignore all suggestions!



    (Now try to ignore that one, bitch!)

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    1. The Mistress7:21 AM, March 24, 2012

      DEEP BLUE: I won’t bother posting cowboys for you then.

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    2. DeepBlue8:16 AM, March 24, 2012

      OK Fine! I'd like to see more love, tolerance and understading!

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  2. DeepBlue6:57 AM, March 24, 2012

    Oh! FIRST!

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  3. LẌ7:10 AM, March 24, 2012

    More CanCon.

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    1. The Mistress7:21 AM, March 24, 2012

      LX: It doesn’t get anymore Canadian than this.

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    2. Canadian Girl7:38 AM, March 24, 2012

      I am partial to the Ketchup Song since I am from Leamington.

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    3. The Mistress7:55 AM, March 24, 2012

      CANADIAN GIRL: Ah, the Ketchup Song… with bonus tomato water tower.

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    4. DeepBlue8:15 AM, March 24, 2012

      Yeah! Love it!

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    5. Canadian Girl6:23 PM, March 24, 2012

      And double bonus tomato tourist bureau!

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  4. Yank7:13 AM, March 24, 2012

    Bibelots. One can never get enough bibelots.

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    1. The Mistress7:22 AM, March 24, 2012

      SCOTSYANK: Perhaps we’ll be bombarded with bibelots in our Show and Tell segment.

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  5. Princess9:04 AM, March 24, 2012

    What else could be added to this delightful retreat from all the madness? It provides me with everything I need. My urges are satisfied. My Desires are sated. My curiosity is quelled. I am often amused and most of the time leave here drunk and wake up totally bewildered and face down in the gutter... I mean... It doesn't get any better than that.... Does it?

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    1. The Mistress10:06 AM, March 24, 2012

      PRINCESS: All that AND you’re the reigning Miss Congeniality!

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  6. Topher9:13 AM, March 24, 2012

    Pirate's cushiony mounds of butt cheek
    WHO (not what) not to wear
    JON HAMM NAKED IN MY BED
    and of course, world peace

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    1. The Mistress10:06 AM, March 24, 2012

      TOPHER: Would you settle for John Hamm shirtless?

      Reminder…Mad Men, season five, Sunday night!

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    2. Princess11:00 AM, March 24, 2012

      Ooh I just watched the final episode of the last series here tonight! What a coincidence that you should mention Mr Hamm here. Thanks for the Pic Mistress.
      Keep trying for a nude shot!

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    3. The Mistress11:28 AM, March 24, 2012

      PRINCESS: Every day is Don Draper Day here on Infomaniac.

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    4. Topher11:53 AM, March 24, 2012

      Thank yee evah so Mistress!

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  7. Anonymous9:14 AM, March 24, 2012

    Discussions of literary greats like Barbara Cartland, design workshop on arranging silk flowers, how to suggestions on turning your trailer home into a hacienda,yurt,summer palace, etc., guests like Pavel Petal to teach us the proper way to dress in cock rings and workboots, in general maintaining the high standards that you have already set. TB

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    1. The Mistress10:07 AM, March 24, 2012

      OBSERVER/TB: Might I suggest visiting kabuki zero for suggestions on turning your trailer home into a hacienda,yurt,summer palace, etc.?

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  8. Jenny10:13 AM, March 24, 2012

    a vodka fountain that runs 24/7.

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    1. The Mistress11:28 AM, March 24, 2012

      BOXER: You invented the vodka fountain…YOU make sure it’s running 24/7.

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  9. normadesmond10:24 AM, March 24, 2012

    didn't you promise a scratch & sniff section?

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    1. The Mistress11:29 AM, March 24, 2012

      NORMA: We did away with the scratch ’n’ sniff feature after that incident of blog stench.

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  10. normadesmond10:26 AM, March 24, 2012

    "hey, i need a new ribbon...and some white out while you're at it."

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    1. The Mistress11:29 AM, March 24, 2012

      NORMA: Hush up or I’ll send you back to the shallow end of the steno pool.

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  11. Kapitano10:55 AM, March 24, 2012

    A regular travelogue feature on 'The Gloryholes of Canada'

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    1. The Mistress11:30 AM, March 24, 2012

      KAPI: Good idea … we’ve already covered the gloryholes of Penistone.

      Could I interest you in a dogging feature?

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  12. Thombeau1:53 PM, March 24, 2012

    Possible topics:

    MerkinFest 2012!
    The Archaic Harlot
    Butt Trumpets
    The Superfluous Nipple
    Senior Ball Sacks
    Louisiana Lesbiana
    ...And I'm a Mormon
    Sex Toys for Children
    Favorite George: Michael or Boy
    Tupperware Party!
    Dessert Toppings. And Bottomings.
    I Dream of Jeannie: Erotic Dreams Featuring Celebrities
    Post a Picture of Mistress MJ

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    1. DeepBlue2:06 PM, March 24, 2012

      *applauses frantically*

      Encore! Encore!

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    2. The Mistress2:32 PM, March 24, 2012

      THOMBEAU: Excellent suggestions although we’ve already covered triple nipples though not as thoroughly as that superfluous nipple blog, of course.

      I’m keen on the “I Dream of Jeannie: Erotic Dreams Featuring Celebrities” as long as we don’t rehash our segment involving Barbara Eden’s nipple.

      This issue of Testicle Tuesday isn’t enough to quell your desire for senior ball sacks? You’re insatiable.

      We’ve already had a fondue party and I agree that we're due for a Tupperware Party. I'm hoping Norma won't take advantage of the situation and try peddling her Mary Kay Cosmetics to us.

      MerkinFest 2012!; The Archaic Harlot; Butt Trumpets, Louisiana Lesbiana...And I'm a Mormon; Favorite George: Michael or Boy; Dessert Toppings. And Bottomings… these are ALL fine topics that are waiting for their moment in the spotlight.

      Thank you!

      And finally, you want a pic of Mistress MJ? Here ya go, darlin’.

      *more frantic applause*

      *followed by fainting spell*

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    3. Thombeau3:17 PM, March 24, 2012

      You are a total hottie and now I love you even more! If that's even possible.

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    4. designing wally9:56 PM, March 24, 2012

      DAMN!
      What Thom said....

      Smoking In Canada!!!

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    5. DeepBlue7:42 PM, March 25, 2012

      Ma foi, quelle élégance primesautière!
      Quelle joie pétante
      Vous dégagez, ma très chère.

      Si votre ramage
      Se rapporte à votre plumage,
      Vous serez la phénix
      Des hôtes de ces bois!

      That's a compliment in case you are wondering. At least now I won't be afraid if I bumped into you in Montreal one of these days, but I might start screaming like a groupie!

      Hugs
      Jon

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    6. The Mistress5:02 AM, March 26, 2012

      THOMBEAU, WALLY & DEEP BLUE: Oh you sweet-talkers, YOU.

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  13. FirstNations2:33 PM, March 24, 2012

    Thom, yer onto something with "I Dream Of Jeannie", "Tupperware Party" and "...And I'm A Mormon".
    Senior ballsacks....not so much.

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    1. The Mistress2:37 PM, March 24, 2012

      NATIONS: Mistress MJ has approximately 100 photos in storage of senior ball sacks.

      Do you want them to go to waste?

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    2. Thombeau3:22 PM, March 24, 2012

      Señor Balzac would be a great alias!

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  14. FirstNations2:37 PM, March 24, 2012

    Ignore...
    1. Pierced Ween
    2. Celebrity Pierced Ween
    3. Infomaniac Pierced Ween
    4. Taxidermy (sp. Alligator Heads)

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  15. FirstNations2:40 PM, March 24, 2012

    The only senior ballsack I want to see is Eadweard Muybridge's. Vintage photographic senior ballsack is edifying. Love the way that man picked up a chair and sat down....*fans self briskly*

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  16. LẌ3:06 PM, March 24, 2012

    And anal bleaching. Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."

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  17. Roses3:21 PM, March 24, 2012

    Pierced nipples and more pictures of RDJ.

    I'm not asking for a friend.

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  18. kabuki zero3:45 PM, March 24, 2012

    why re-decorate nirvana? infomaniac is simply perfect in every way. only additional kabuki zero could brighten this perfect universe, as is my nature.

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  19. BlazngScarlet3:48 PM, March 24, 2012

    Some fresh, new interior design ideas would be fabulous!
    My place is a wreck!

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  20. Mistress Maddie5:00 PM, March 24, 2012

    You can never feature to many pies, gowns and queens wearing chapeus! And those fabulous fifthy fridays are the best! I also think a nice advice column with you and Norma could be worth hours of laughs!

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    1. Thombeau6:00 PM, March 24, 2012

      Yes! An advice column!

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    2. designing wally10:02 PM, March 24, 2012

      Oh, Maddie,
      You and your sensible shoes (that store back-up gin)....

      Great Idea!

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  21. designing wally10:10 PM, March 24, 2012

    I can't offer advice on how to improve upon the most perfect place for "special bitches" to gather....

    Oh, no.

    But when it comes to logistics, I must advise Mistress that we do need a back-up generator for the back-up generator.
    Or else we'll have one of those incidents with the vodka fountain again...

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  22. kabuki zero1:42 AM, March 25, 2012

    kabuki backed-up into a generator once. it was mildly unpleasant.

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  23. The Mistress5:00 AM, March 25, 2012

    BITCHES: Apologies for not responding to each and every one of you personally but Norma came down with carpal tunnel syndrome, claiming it was caused by vigorous "typing."

    Your results are being tabulated by an emergency team of temps.

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  24. Ms Scarlet6:10 AM, March 26, 2012

    I want a singing club... and GAMES!!! I would like to see Infomaniac bitches split into teams so that we could have a big ol' competition that involves lots of cheating, a good bitch slap, and my team always winning.
    Sx

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  25. Ms Scarlet6:10 AM, March 26, 2012

    ...but I am too late to suggest this.
    Sx

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  26. The Mistress6:22 AM, March 26, 2012

    *sends Miss Scarlet to the Games Room to chill out*

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  27. DeepBlue7:00 AM, March 26, 2012

    Oh! Oh! Oh! I've got an idea.

    For next year, the Lucky Seven Anniversary we should have the...

    "First Infomaniac Bitches Meeting"

    ...in Ottawa, Canada.

    That'd be so much fun...

    It'll happen just in the middle of maple season... We'd have the big party at a local sugarshack. YAY!

    *jumps up and down and claps hands frantically*

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    1. The Mistress7:03 AM, March 26, 2012

      DEEP BLUE: As a matter of fact, I had planned a sugar shack post this year but the weather put a kibosh on it.

      Besides, all you Bitches are sweet enough.

      *gags*

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