Sunday, March 04, 2012

Cross-Border Shopping

Mistress MJ is on a houseboy mission in La Belle Province and will return in a day or two.

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  1. Are you getting replacements? I hope so, because the houseboys keep getting distracted by Mr Pirate, Thombeau and Princess, and frankly the vodka fountain needs to be cleaned out and topped up.

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  2. Houseboy shopping can be such fun.... Just remember to try before you buy... I always prefer the firm but juicy ones...

    Oh Hai Mr "Nipple of the Week" Lax... and Hello to you Ms Roses... I agree with you on the vodka fountain... I think that Ms Nations Snorkel has been in there for so long it's turning green...

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    1. It's not so much the snorkel that's worrying me, it's the pink sparkly thong clogging up the filter.

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  3. Make sure you give them a good thump where they were separated from the vine!

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  4. *cuts potatoes, heats oil in skillet, stirs brown sauce...*

    Gosh! I'm out of cheese curds!!!

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  5. And again the whip snaps over the meat market ...

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  6. not with that hag moniker you're not.

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  7. Put on your striped stockings and head for Ste-Catherines Street East MJ !

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  8. Always get the ones with a twinkle

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  9. Well good luck honey!!! I just shopped for some new ones myself, it's fun isn't it? Make sure they can grab their ankles and hold them for some time.

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  10. OK, he makes me proud to be from Quebec. Je me souviens!

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  11. Have you thought of adopting them at birth? You can toss them in the oubliette until they start getting pubic hair.

    Or you might breed them. Then you, Maddie, Thombeau and Peenee could exploit them at Houseboy Shows.

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  12. Mistress still not back.

    Ugh.

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  13. LaBelle has their own province? I was not told this. Well a hearty Hi-Ho Gitchee Gitchee YaYa GaGa to you too.

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  14. The mistress may not return... I fear that the border has been closed...

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    1. are you confusing borders with hymens?

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    2. sorry Norma... Geographical Anatomy was never my forte...

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