Inexplicable DeVice hasn’t blogged since JUNE!
So far, attempts to bring him back have failed. A blogger he’s been stalking, er, admiring, offered to post a photo of himself wearing Speedos if Mr. DeVice would return. Incredibly, that bribe didn't work!
We have no idea if Mr. DeVice is even checking the comments on his blog.
But here’s what we’ll do….
All you Bitches go here and leave comments in his box, insisting upon his return.
Oh, and wishing him a happy birthday as well, of course.
Happy Birthday, Gorgeous!
ReplyDelete(First!)
DeleteIf an offer to wear Speedos didn't get a response out of him, I'm not sure flattery will work but nice try.
DeleteFor some reason, I misread the title Mr. Da Vinci!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, Mr. DeVice IS a bit of a Renaissance man.
DeleteI just made him his party invitations in time!
ReplyDeleteHappy 70th Birthday Mr DeVice...
PRINCESS: Yes, those party invitations you made even have his picture on them!
Deletecome back, come back, all is forgiven.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: We’ll even forgive him for wearing orange!
DeleteI’m really going all out here.
Doesn't he have extensive historical knowledge of the FGES??? We need his help!!!
ReplyDeleteThe competition cannot go ahead without him....
Sxx
You are quite right Miss Scarlet!
ReplyDeleteI believe that Me DeVice is the keeper of
"The Journey Map" outlining the travels of the FGES... Perhaps the Coven could call an emergency séance to call him home to the Blogging world...
SCARLET & PRINCESS: Perhaps he’s gone into hiding to avoid updating the map depicting the intrepid travels of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.
ReplyDeleteI popped by his Facebook Page...*sniff*.
ReplyDeleteHaving met him, I can categorically say he's hawt and lovely and funny. Bitch.
But we'll overlook those flaws.
ROSES: Facebook page? Is he actually posting anything there? News! We need news!
DeleteI remember your description of him as a “gorgeous, tall guy.”
Oh look! Here’s proof the pair of you were together!
And to show just how tall he really is, click here to see him walking beside our dearly departed friend Piggy, somewhere in Norwich.
I miss this lovely blog!
ReplyDeleteSCOTSYANK: I didn’t know you were a visitor of Mr. DeVice’s.
DeletePerhaps he has found love and doesn't have time for blogging....
ReplyDeleteThe poor dear.
WALLY: A few years ago he disappeared just like this when he found love.
DeleteIt's always possible that aliens have captured him and are now probing his parts. Of course he could be too busy stripping at Cowboys to blog anymore. TB
ReplyDeleteOBSERVER/TB: I don't want to think about what's going on in his back passageway.
DeletePerhaps he's gone back to trolling the docks!
ReplyDeleteAfter the sixth unsucessful try to comment at IDV's I have to write it here:
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday bunny!
Do as MJ saied: Come back!
(And skip that damn new word verification.)
some of us simply can't face another birthday.
ReplyDeleteOoooh! Thank you all!
ReplyDeleteExcept Princess. 70, indeed... Humph. I've been told I don't look a day over 69!
I have been pondering a blog come-back in the last few days, but can't decide on what to demand for my rider... Is it too gauche to insist on ruby-encrusted mules and a waterproof gaberdine mac?
Well had to try something to get you to uncloak! And I'm working on those mules as we speak... the waterproof gaberdine mac... Just send me your measurements! (Apart from "long"... we have all seen your photo and know that one already!)
DeleteHow Lovely to see you!
Yay!@@
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
Sxxx
Finally!
ReplyDeleteGive the Bitch his ruby-encrusted mules and a waterproof gaberdine mac.
Anything to get him back on track.
Thanks everyone for your relentless bitching!
And now that Mr. DeVice’s birthday is over (it’s Friday in the UK,) let’s put up a new post.
"A long streak of piss" as they say in yorkshire
ReplyDeleteMITZI: teehee
Delete