So how about it, Bitches?
Send us a photo of ANYTHING in your house that you’d like to share with us. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile.)
Something we haven’t seen before on your blog…perhaps even something you wouldn’t share on your blog.
INCLUDE A DESCRIPTION OF THE OBJECT!
I haven’t decided on a deadline yet.
Just DO it, for feck’s sake.
First, before I send something, does Canada have any protections against self-incrimination?
ReplyDeleteLX, are you asking for 'a friend'?
DeleteScroll down for your reply, LX & Roses.
DeleteMistress MJ obviously hasn't had enough coffee and went to the wrong box.
I'm in . I promise. Good idea!
ReplyDeleteWhat if you don't live in a house? What if you live in a rusted out schoolbus all covered with blackberry bushes with a big blue tarp over the front windows because they're broken and the sleeping bag you had over it before got all full of bees so you set it on fire but it fell inside the bus so you stomped on it and one foot went through the floorboards and the possums who live under the bus stole your shoe?
ReplyDeleteI'm asking for a...friend.
I hope you remember to update us about the deadline... you know how slack you can be about these things...
ReplyDeleteSx
Righty-ho.
ReplyDelete*goes off to look at objects around the Casa*
Sheesh.... you want a photo?
ReplyDeleteWhat ever happened to the good old days?
You said what I was thinking, Miss Roses.
ReplyDeleteMr. LX is obviously asking, yet again, for “a friend.”
BOXER: You’re in, are you?
ReplyDeleteLike you were in for the Butchest Bitch contest?
*drums fingers impatiently*
NATIONS: Tell your “friend” that we’ve all seen her toilet planters so find something new.
SCARLET: I’m here to remind you to remind me to remind you.
ROSES: Better luck with this project than with the Butchest Bitch compo.
PRINCESS: Fetch me that apple now.
beg me.
ReplyDeleteNORMADESMOND: I misread that as “bugger me.”
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ReplyDeletesweet mary sunshine, sugar! what could i possibly have on the plantation that all y'all haven't seen already???? xoxoxoxox
ReplyDeletebut, yeah, i'm in...and so is the MITM!
SAVANNAH: Yay! Now pay attention this time when I send out reminders of the deadline!
DeleteBut the possums stole my shoe. Thats what I was going to send.
ReplyDeleteI mean a possum stole my FRIENDS' shoe.
ReplyDeleteIt was really interesting, too.
NATIONS: Mistress MJ is not interested in your footwear.
DeleteHow about a photo of your possum?
Or your friend’s possum?
Is a possum similar to that of a big hairy stoat the natural prey of the trouser snake?
ReplyDeleteI have a mental image in my head of a pringle tube with a juicy red apple on top.
MITZI: Speaking of Pringles tubes, did you ever see Click to see Donn’s dong? (Scroll down after clicking.)
DeleteJust click the link I left, Mitzi.
DeleteIt appears that my grammar suffers when I become over excited.
Well it's not exactly an apple.... But i have slipped a little something in your slot!
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: Don't even think about bananas!
ReplyDeleteYou know what happened with Mr. Beastie.
What??? There are banana flavored Pringles and nobody told me?
DeleteWell NOW you know, Deep Blue.
DeleteYes... He slipped in the skins and all!
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