Saturday, October 16, 2010

The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!

The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts are back and YOU could be the next winner!!!

Visit DONN to find out how!

Ah, the memories of when Mistress MJ held them near and dear to her body…

Now they’re back in Canada (in Winnipeg, Manitoba) where Donn is holding The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competiton.

How do you win them, you ask?

Simply visit Donn’s blog where he’s posted a photo of himself wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.

Whoever comes up with the best caption wins "The Shorts".

You can enter as many captions as you wish.

If you win, Donn will send you The Shorts along with a few Canadian souvenirs.

You, in turn, get to host the next The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition.

So what are you waiting for?

You KNOW you want them!

Visit Donn now!!!

And if you want to know more about The Shorts and where in the world they’ve been, click here for The Definitive History of Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.

Map of the Elf Shorts Travel Adventures...
(click to enlarge)


  1. Ah, the symbols of Canada: beaver, Canada geese, Taliban!

  2. I think the Danish update of the map is on my blog?

    I want to win.


  3. I'm not sure that The Shorts should be going to previous winners which is why I've opted out of entering again.

    Shouldn't we have NEW BLOOD winning The Shorts?

    Makes it more exciting!

  4. I've already posted my first caption Bitches...

    I want them shorts soooo baaad!

  5. Blimey! Donnn doesn't waste any time, does he? He's only just received them.
    Still, I suppose the next few winners are going to have to hold shotgun compos to make up for the inordinate amount of time 'Petra held on to them for.

  6. that first photo is you? kine-fucking-hora dear, with a rack like that, i'm surprised some crazy canadian doesn't have you mounted on a wall.

  7. Fastest Canuck I've ever seen.



  8. You are just so green freakin awesome! How would the FGES survive withoot your support?

    I think that you should submit captions! C'mon, we'll have a pseudo-democraptic vote anyhoo?
    and then, let the shorts fall where they may?!

  9. NORMADESMOND: Yes, Norma, those are Mistress MJ’s dumplings.

    IVD: Pull your finger out and update the map.

    BITCHES: Excuse me while I pull Mr. Coppens to one side for a moment for a little chat.

    DONN: I realize that you probably want The Shorts to remain in Canada to save on ridiculously high international postage costs.

    Tempting though it may be, I shall not be entering the compo again.

    But now that I’m in our nation’s capital, wouldn’t it be a lark to parade my Shorts-clad arse in front of Stephen Harper during “Question Period”?

    Or to dangle The Shorts provocatively from the top of the Peace Tower?

    Or to skate down the Rideau Canal wearing The Shorts?

    Oh the options!

  10. Yer high, Mistress - you took one sniff too much.

  11. Have those shorts been dry-cleaned by a reputable bunch of Koreans?

  12. I would attempt to reclaim them but the thought of them having been hanging around MJ's dusty, mummified old snatch has put me off the idea.

    I pity any and all of you that have the misfortune to wear them now.

  13. I’ll have you all know that my Secret Lady Place is lined in gold.

    You should all be begging to wear The Shorts that have come in contact with such perfection.

  14. Now that they've been around Donns bits, I want them back.

    I don't care about curtesy, politeness or new blood. If they want the shorts, let them up their game.

    Oh, SID? They did have a vile stench to them, that could only have come from MJs bushy lady garden aka. The junkyard.

  15. SID? Um, I mean Smunty. Terribly sorry mate.

  16. Weirdly, I would like to sniff them.
    It's early in the morning, I am hungover and I do not know what I am typing.

  17. I would imagine they have a real farmyard smell about them Miss Scarlet , and are probably rather sticky

  18. Mistress Midas ...

  19. Nice pics. Now I have issues with MY shorts.