Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Cavalcade of Cunts

PIGGY: the biggest cunt of all

With so many of the old gang back to celebrate Piggy Week, we here at Infomaniac decided to publish photos of all the bitches who most often frequented Taz and Pig’s blog … in case your booze-sozzled minds have forgotten what each other look like.

Some of you old-timers have continued to visit Infomaniac but others fell to the wayside whether it was through the ravages of drink or incarceration or insanity…we’ll never know. Of course in SID’s case, his absence was due to a long stay at Fat Camp.

Let’s get started then, shall we?

CONVICT…


It’s a Convict sandwich! With Piggy and Tazzy as the bread!


TATAS…

Tatas enjoying the crumbs from the Convict sandwich. The dirty bitch.


THE SMUNTS (SMUNTY STEVE AND CARLY)…
The t-shirts say it all.


AWAITING…
Upside down and out of her mind on vodka.


MAIDY…
American psycho bitch from hell. Give her a wide berth.


GEO…
The butch one. Allegedly.


SID (STUPID IRISH DADDY)…
Happy in his nappy


FIRST NATIONS…

Bitch will cut you.


TICKERSOID...

Just a bit poofy


FROBISHER...
Mr. Frobisher in Mavis Boyle drag. Is everyone ready for bingo?


TAZZY AND INEXPLICABLE DEVICE…
The day that IVD gave a grand tour of Norwich to Piggy and Tazzy. Nipple-tweaking ensued.


BEAST…
Enjoying a day off from the rigors of Café C. Looks constipated. Possibly due to Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry. Expect explosive diarrhea to follow.


EROSWINGS…
Doing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts proud. The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts, incidentally, are on their way back to Canada where Donn will host the next Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition. We’ll keep you updated.


CYBERPETE…
Losing his head over Kylie.


KAPITANO…
Separated at birth from Hugh Laurie.


And finally…YOUR HOSTESS, MISTRESS MJ

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It’s great to have you all here together again. You’ve eased my pain and made me laugh through this difficult time and for that I am grateful.

To you bitches who’ve been away from Infomaniac or the blogosphere in general for a long time…thank you so much for visiting in honour of Piggy’s memory. Whether you’re here just for Piggy Week or plan to stay awhile longer, you’re always welcome here on Infomaniac.

Cheers to a fantastic cavalcade of cunts!

60 comments:

  1. I had a feeling MJ was a swinger.

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  2. Holy hell. The Mistress is a SUPERFOX.

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  3. Do you know, I've never seen that pic of SID in his nappy before?

    And I never want to see it again, either.


    Awww... Piggy looks as if butter wouldn't melt in that picture. Your photoshop skills are getting better, MJ.

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  4. HAYWARD: FIRST!!!!!! I hope.

    Well done, Hayward!

    Obviously you’re quicker on the mark than these old-timers.

    HEFF: Hey MJ - NICE ASS !

    Good to know I rate on the Heff Woodometer.

    HAYWARD: I had a feeling MJ was a swinger.

    That’s how rumours get started.

    MISS JANEY: Holy hell. The Mistress is a SUPERFOX.

    But her hair isn’t as fierce as Miss Janey’s.

    IVD: Do you know, I've never seen that pic of SID in his nappy before?
    And I never want to see it again, either.
    Awww... Piggy looks as if butter wouldn't melt in that picture. Your photoshop skills are getting better, MJ.


    I’ve been saving that photo of SID for a special occasion.

    He wants to know if you’ll talcum his botty.

    Piggy looks like such a little angel, doesn't he?

    Albeit an impish angel.

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  5. It's true, the Smunts really are cunts. But isn't that tall one a bloody sexy looking little fucker?

    I think so, I'd do him in a heartbeat. With or without lube...

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  6. Kylie and I weren't really around all that much which I'm regretting a lot now. I wish I'd known him a lot better.

    He certainly looks like a cheeky monkey and his got great charisma.

    If there's anything Kylie and I can do, please let us know. And we mean it.

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  7. *giggles*

    I have real pics of MJ

    Willing to sell for a tawdry sum*


    *imagines MJ's sweaty thighs rubbing together with nervousness*

    *giggles even more*


    Cunt


    *sum = 2 potatoes

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  8. How about some Loony Toon pasta SID?

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  9. Cyberpete ~ Only if one of your pasta is in the shape of an alsation dog?


    Maybe not. MJ is still on probation after that little RSPCA incident. And as for the alsation dog...still in counselling.

    The filthy

    Cunt

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  10. *passes SID 2 pounds and one american quarter for pics of MJ*

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  11. Thanks Awa!

    *searches cobweb covered hard drive*

    *awaits MJ's pleading email*

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  12. 63 ~ Gnarly spuds please. Think MJ's legs?

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  13. Mistress MJ, I SO LOVE that word cunt! I learned to love it even more when living in Oz. And of course, I love how the use of it in the U.S. makes people gasp and blush and cringe! haha!

    The only thing I love more than the word cunt is your tiny wasp waist! You bitch. Correction: You BEAUTIFUL bitch!

    There. I feel better now.

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  14. Fuckin' hell. That's an old pic of me. I actually look young ... er.

    And I am the butch one in this household. Geo is my kitchen bitch.

    SID, whatever you Awa offers you for the pics, I'll add a pound or euro or potato or whatever the fuck you Oirish twats use for currency.

    Besides, I need the pics. Got a rat problem here and need something to scare the little bastards away.

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  15. *flounces into room*

    WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!!!

    Smunty’s making out with himself, La Diva Cucina has embraced the “C” word and the rest of you are offering cash, potatoes and German dumplings to that useless cunt SID in exchange for photos of Mistress MJ.

    Well I say let’s cut out the middle man and I’ll show you what that fat Irish fuck is referring to when he says he has photos of me.

    You see, SID took this rather nice photo of me and turned it into this…making me look like I’d overdosed on Mago’s Kartoffelkloesse.

    And don’t forget SID… I have photos of YOU too.

    *imagines thighs locked around SID’s thick head if he releases any other pics*

    *especially the one with the giant wiener*


    *flounces out*

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  16. *stares at MJ and watches her flounce out*

    Who the fuck was that?

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  17. Hey, I'm innocent! I didn't offer potatoes.

    I have seen the widescreen image of MJ but am much curious about the wiener one.

    Oh hai Maidy.

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  18. Yes...What is going on around here Dear Mistress?

    I come over to visit the usual pack of Bitches... and find the hallowed halls of Chez Infomaniac full of Cunts from the past...and although I don't kow many of them they all seem like a lovely pack of cunts... anyway....

    Wee Piggys passing has certainly unleashed a Tsunami of vulgarity... and humour...


    I think you are all doing Piggy's memory proud.

    I do like the picture of you on the swing MJ with your waspish waist looking all windswept and interesting.

    In the second pic I thought that you had just put on some padding around your thighs... but then i wondered...

    Did the wasp sting your arse out of jealousy?... If I were a wasp I would have...

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  19. MAIDY: *stares at MJ and watches her flounce out*
    Who the fuck was that?


    Mistress MJ in a crinoline.

    CYBERPOOF: Hey, I'm innocent! I didn't offer potatoes.
    I have seen the widescreen image of MJ but am much curious about the wiener one.
    Oh hai Maidy.


    Offering Loony Toon pasta as currency was even more of an insult than Mago’s dumplings.

    I couldn’t bring myself to speak of it.

    PRINCESS: Yes...What is going on around here Dear Mistress?
    I come over to visit the usual pack of Bitches... and find the hallowed halls of Chez Infomaniac full of Cunts from the past...and although I don't kow many of them they all seem like a lovely pack of cunts... anyway....
    Wee Piggys passing has certainly unleashed a Tsunami of vulgarity... and humour...
    I think you are all doing Piggy's memory proud.
    I do like the picture of you on the swing MJ with your waspish waist looking all windswept and interesting.
    In the second pic I thought that you had just put on some padding around your thighs... but then i wondered...
    Did the wasp sting your arse out of jealousy?... If I were a wasp I would have...


    This is all Piggy’s doing.

    He’s guiding the hands of all these old bitches…making them post rude comments on my pristine blog.

    You don’t want to know these bitches, Princess. They’re a mix of vile tarts, jaded old cunts and filthy Irish.

    Horrible. Just horrible.

    And have you noticed that they’ve scared away most of the regulars?

    Why, even XL hasn't popped by!

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  20. Pristine blog? You fucking filthy skank. The only thing pristine about this blog is the auto-correct of misspelled words.

    Don't listen to her, Princess. We're a lovely bunch. Quite sweet and always filled with pleasantries.

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  21. Truth be told I actually never had the courage to even think about the word cunt let alone write it until I began visiting Mistress MJ's Mansion of Madness er, I mean Infomaniac! Nor did I touch a drop of liquor (or a houseboy for that matter!)

    HA~!

    And if you believe that, I"ve got some land I'd like to sell you, a little plot called The Everglades! Denial ain't a river in Egypt, Bitches!

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  22. MAIDY: Pristine blog? You fucking filthy skank. The only thing pristine about this blog is the auto-correct of misspelled words.
    Don't listen to her, Princess. We're a lovely bunch. Quite sweet and always filled with pleasantries.


    What was it Piggy used to say you had?

    Oh, yes…

    Rancid fish flaps.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Truth be told I actually never had the courage to even think about the word cunt let alone write it until I began visiting Mistress MJ's Mansion of Madness er, I mean Infomaniac! Nor did I touch a drop of liquor (or a houseboy for that matter!)
    HA~!
    And if you believe that, I"ve got some land I'd like to sell you, a little plot called The Everglades! Denial ain't a river in Egypt, Bitches!


    *flicks La Diva’s finger of blame*

    Mistress MJ feels you’re fitting in a little TOO well with these foul-mouthed, depraved old-timers.

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  23. What's with this Mistress MJ shit? Piggy would have had a field day ripping that apart.

    Scabby old cunt

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  24. MAIDY: What's with this Mistress MJ shit? Piggy would have had a field day ripping that apart.
    Scabby old cunt


    The Mistress MJ “shit” as you call it, has been going on for a few years.

    Try to keep up.

    Poor Piggy finally gave in and accepted it.

    Although he refused to worship me.

    But you may kiss my arse.

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  25. A few years? Perhaps that's why I quit hanging about here. Worshipping you? Never happen. Kiss your arse? Depends on my mood.

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  26. Considering that "these vile tarts, jaded old cunts and filthy irish" are back visiting for a while i'd like to sing a little number in their honour...

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  27. MAIDY: A few years? Perhaps that's why I quit hanging about here. Worshipping you? Never happen. Kiss your arse? Depends on my mood.

    *bends over*

    Your mood?

    You’re always PMS-ing so this could take all day.

    PRINCESS: Considering that "these vile tarts, jaded old cunts and filthy irish" are back visiting for a while i'd like to sing a little number in their honour...

    *clicks link and listens*

    Well of COURSE you like it here.

    You’re an Infomaniac Bitch!

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  28. The two year break seems to have done Maidy good, she is so much more relaxed and cheerful :-)

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  29. *watches the bitch fest, while eating a mahusive bowl of popcorn*

    I'd join except I've been at work and my brain's fried...oh yeah, no different to this morning before I went to work.

    Mistress, who ARE these filthy cunts? And why are the houseboys cowering under a cushion in the plaid room?

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  30. Maidy ~ hope you,action man Geo and your Philly earthangels are keeping well! Yes you were much younger in that pic. Now your much older but not as old as that Canuck slag.


    *giggles at MJ thinking that was the pic I was referring to*

    *still awaiting pleading email*

    Cunt

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  31. BEAST: The two year break seems to have done Maidy good, she is so much more relaxed and cheerful :-)

    She needs a good Norwegian Fish Whipping, Beast.

    I notice you’re wearing camouflage trousers.

    What are you trying to hide?

    ROSES: *watches the bitch fest, while eating a mahusive bowl of popcorn*
    I'd join except I've been at work and my brain's fried...oh yeah, no different to this morning before I went to work.
    Mistress, who ARE these filthy cunts? And why are the houseboys cowering under a cushion in the plaid room?


    Miscreants and ne’er-do-wells, Miss Roses.

    You’d be advised to steer well clear of them.

    Please see to it that soothing music is piped into the Plaid Room for the houseboys, would you?

    SID: Maidy ~ hope you,action man Geo and your Philly earthangels are keeping well! Yes you were much younger in that pic. Now your much older but not as old as that Canuck slag.
    *giggles at MJ thinking that was the pic I was referring to*
    *still awaiting pleading email*
    Cunt


    I see you still giggle like a schoolgirl, SID.

    So what pic are referring to, then?

    Oh wait.

    *hazy shameful memories resurfacing*

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  32. I notice you’re wearing camouflage trousers.

    What are you trying to hide?

    Just my HUGE personality and modesty Miss Mj :-)

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  33. SID - call me mago! :) Let's all have fun - post a pic!

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  34. BEAST: ”I notice you’re wearing camouflage trousers.
    What are you trying to hide?”

    Just my HUGE personality and modesty Miss Mj :-)

    I thought perhaps you were trying to conceal a fruit platter.

    MAGO: SID - call me mago! :) Let's all have fun - post a pic!

    I really do NOT like the way this conversation is going!

    I may start calling you “63” instead of Mago, as SID did…just to annoy you.

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  35. My most vivid memory from visiting Piggy and Tazzys blog was the video with the two Asian girls eating chocolate soft iceb to classic music

    Do you remember?

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  36. Yep ... PMS

    Punish
    MJ
    Severely

    Hi, SID! Geo is doing well and the earthangels are growing by leaps and bounds. Thank you for asking, sweety.

    MJ is a nasty old fag hag slag, isn't she?

    Cunt

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  37. CYBERPOOF: My most vivid memory from visiting Piggy and Tazzys blog was the video with the two Asian girls eating chocolate soft iceb to classic music
    Do you remember?


    Thank you for the trip down mammary lane, CyberPoof!

    MAIDY: Yep ... PMS
    Punish
    MJ
    Severely
    Hi, SID! Geo is doing well and the earthangels are growing by leaps and bounds. Thank you for asking, sweety.
    MJ is a nasty old fag hag slag, isn't she?
    Cunt


    Care to reenact one of our famous bitchfights?

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  38. "Hazy shameful memories" - playing around with a webcam, eh? A Jackie Collins re-enactment went wrong?

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  39. MAGO: "Hazy shameful memories" - playing around with a webcam, eh? A Jackie Collins re-enactment went wrong?

    That fecking SID and his big mouth!

    What else did he tell you?

    I bet he didn’t tell you about his Irish porn collection.

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  40. I donated that spud porn to Dublin Natural History Museum...along with MJ's pics.

    They kept the spuds but rejected the pics for fear of upsetting the school kids, and the fact that the acts of bestiality contained within said pics was unnatural thus unsuited for a Natural History Museum.

    63Mago~ Apologies. 63 it is then.

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  41. SID: I donated that spud porn to Dublin Natural History Museum...along with MJ's pics.
    They kept the spuds but rejected the pics for fear of upsetting the school kids, and the fact that the acts of bestiality contained within said pics was unnatural thus unsuited for a Natural History Museum.
    63Mago~ Apologies. 63 it is then.


    How many times? His name is MAGO! Not 63.

    Anyway (Piggy’s fave word) … perhaps the others would like to see Wee Sid.

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  42. "And the dead did arise and appeared to many".



    Blame Piggy for this.


    Cunt

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  43. SID: "And the dead did arise and appeared to many".
    Blame Piggy for this.
    Cunt


    SID has arisen!

    Do you remember when we thought you were dead and I penned the following wee poem?...

    Here at Infomaniac
    We’ll give SID his final craic
    So raise your glarse
    To SID’s fat arse
    And pour the Jamesons down his crack

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  44. What a marvelous spread you've laid on for him.

    I know it's Mago but I pronounce it as Margo for some strange reason.

    MJ you look beautiful and very convincing too!

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  45. MITZI: What a marvelous spread you've laid on for him.
    I know it's Mago but I pronounce it as Margo for some strange reason.
    MJ you look beautiful and very convincing too!


    Why thank you, hen.

    Margo can be Mago’s drag name.

    *wonders if I have pics of Mago to Photoshop*

    MAGO: Potatoe porn?

    *clicks Mago’s link*

    That photo is from SID’s more explicit Irish porn collection.

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  46. CyberPete, I don't remember that one, but I remember the post with the dude who injected his pentis with shite in a syringe. I don't know how my eyesight recovered after the bleaching that came about after.

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  47. MAGO: Oh, a Connaisseur, sorry.

    That’s okay, Margo.

    AWAITING: CyberPete, I don't remember that one, but I remember the post with the dude who injected his pentis with shite in a syringe. I don't know how my eyesight recovered after the bleaching that came about after.

    Nightmares tonight.

    Thanks for bringing it all back, Awa.

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  48. Look at all those pictures...It's like looking at a Most Wanted List. Better yet, pics of people banned from reentering a respectable establishment.

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  49. EROS: Look at all those pictures...It's like looking at a Most Wanted List. Better yet, pics of people banned from reentering a respectable establishment.

    A Most Wanted List or patients at an insane asylum.

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  50. I'm so sorry to read the news about Piggy, he must've been a wonderful cunt

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  51. LULU: I'm so sorry to read the news about Piggy, he must've been a wonderful cunt

    Thank you, Lulu.

    Piggy was the Cunt of all cunts.

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  52. What a wonderful stroll doon memory lane..good times.

    Hey guess what MJ? I found a notice in my mailbox to pick up a parcel at the post office..
    wonder what that could be?
    :)

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  53. DONN: What a wonderful stroll doon memory lane..good times.
    Hey guess what MJ? I found a notice in my mailbox to pick up a parcel at the post office..
    wonder what that could be? :)


    THE FREAKIN’ GREEN ELF SHORTS!
    THE FREAKIN’ GREEN ELF SHORTS!

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  54. SMUNTY: Ahhhh, the shorts.......

    I had to handle them with tongs after you wore them.

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