Do you fancy a giggle?
Infomaniac presents Tazzy and Piggy in The TNP Slasher Movie…
As you watch, note the mischievous, impish look on Piggy’s face. (A look I’ll miss, by the way).
And see Piggy poking Tazzy at the end of the clip with his magic pencil? Poor Tazzy always had to duck and cover to escape Piggy’s pokes and prods (that was not meant to sound as rude as it does).
Inexplicable DeVice saw this typical squabbling behaviour first-hand for himself and relates the following tale:
“I think I may have an explanation as to Piggy's tiny nipples. While at the bar in the Castle, the two of them began squabbling. Started by Piggy, of course. Anyway, nipple tweaking ensued (I did not get involved in it, I'm happy to say), but because of Tazzy's greater strength and normal-sized hands (relative to Piggy's elfin trotters), he was the victor, as he is every time I would imagine. So, it's no wonder Piggy's nipples are little more than nubbins now!”
And now, as promised, a whole lotta love.
The love of Piggy’s life… Tazzy.
Everyone on the count of three…ahhhhhhhhhhhh…
Raise your glasses, bitches.
To love and levity.
And to Tazzy and Piggy.
Awe the wee Piggy.
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To love and levity indeed...
ReplyDeleteL'Chayim!!!
***places single wet tonguey kiss on Piggys' picture as is totally proper eliciting a spectral CUNT!! for not doing enough tongue***
Awwww
ReplyDelete*Sniff*
ReplyDeleteNow I'm in tears and I hardly new him.
What a lovely piece of footage...
*sniff...sniff...*
They made a wonderful couple.
*downs last of Mothers Ruin and staggers off in search of tissue Box...*
Awww....Piggy. Such a cheeky cunt. Tazzy looks like patience itself. Damn they looked like fun together.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want to wish Piggy to Rest In Peace. He's got fat too much energy and cheek to do that.
Have fun in the Afterlife my dear. I'm pretty sure you've livened it up already.
D'oh. It's early in the morning here. Only a sip of coffee taken.
ReplyDeleteThat should have read FAR, not fat.
Bet he'd have something to say about that.
Piggy and Tazzy made a fantastic couple....although I secretly wanted to be a beer toast sandwich with them.
ReplyDeleteIn between them.
Oh.
This wasn't Confession Time?
Ignore my statement.
Oh wondrous wizard of Oz, Mj....I think we should post our lusts, desires and inner most fantasies of Piggy next.
ReplyDeleteThat or the photoshop wars. I have mine!
I have raised my glass... but I'm having a problem getting my pencil to glow.
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AYEM8Y: Awe the wee Piggy.
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“Cute” Wee Piggy, he would remind you.
DAMIEN: To love and levity indeed...
L'Chayim!!!
***places single wet tonguey kiss on Piggys' picture as is totally proper eliciting a spectral CUNT!! for not doing enough tongue***
Piggy’s tongue, as requested by Slave Damien.
CYBERPOOF: Awwww
I know!
PRINCESS: *Sniff*
Now I'm in tears and I hardly new him.
What a lovely piece of footage...
*sniff...sniff...*
They made a wonderful couple.
*downs last of Mothers Ruin and staggers off in search of tissue Box...*
Smunty ran off with the tissue box earlier this week.
However, tears were not involved in his case.
ROSES: Awww....Piggy. Such a cheeky cunt. Tazzy looks like patience itself. Damn they looked like fun together.
I wouldn't want to wish Piggy to Rest In Peace. He's got fat too much energy and cheek to do that.
Have fun in the Afterlife my dear. I'm pretty sure you've livened it up already.
Fat…ha!
ROSES: D'oh. It's early in the morning here. Only a sip of coffee taken.
That should have read FAR, not fat.
Bet he'd have something to say about that.
No, you were right the first time.
AWAITING: Piggy and Tazzy made a fantastic couple....although I secretly wanted to be a beer toast sandwich with them.
In between them.
Oh.
This wasn't Confession Time?
Ignore my statement.
*ignores*
AWAITING: Oh wondrous wizard of Oz, Mj....I think we should post our lusts, desires and inner most fantasies of Piggy next.
That or the photoshop wars. I have mine!
Alert me when the pics are up.
SCARLET: I have raised my glass... but I'm having a problem getting my pencil to glow.
Stick it up Beast’s arse, Miss Scarlet.
The radioactivity therein should set it aglow.
No comment......*sniffs*
ReplyDeleteNo, seriously......feeling a little lost for words. It's the first time I'd heard his voice again....
Bzzmmmm ZAP!
ReplyDeleteawwwww...sweet. Raises glass to Tazzy and Piggy.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm off to figure out how to switch on that blasted pencil.
SMUNTY: No comment......*sniffs*
ReplyDeleteNo, seriously......feeling a little lost for words. It's the first time I'd heard his voice again....
I never thought I’d say this but I hope that squeaky wee voice of his always stays embedded in my head.
MAGO: Bzzmmmm ZAP!
Careful where you poke that pencil, Margo.
HAYWARD: awwwww...sweet. Raises glass to Tazzy and Piggy.
Now I'm off to figure out how to switch on that blasted pencil.
Word on the street is that you’re good at turning things on.
Ha! That's too funny when the cat just cut in the middle of the movie!
ReplyDeleteGreat pics of a great character! That Piggy loved to have fun...and he sure loved his Tazzy.
SMUNTY: No comment......*sniffs*
ReplyDeleteNo, seriously......feeling a little lost for words. It's the first time I'd heard his voice again....
MJ: I never thought I’d say this but I hope that squeaky wee voice of his always stays embedded in my head.
Well, are we lucky or not, eh? He has immortalised his voice on hours of video and podcasts!
That wasn't a rhetorical question by the way, are we lucky or not? I really can't decide.
Lovers AND auteurs. Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteLove and levity!
ReplyDelete* downs goldfish bowl of wine *
* hic *
Awww, Tazzy looks so cute in that picture with the bear.
However, it's ruined somewhat by that pic of him clipping Piggy's ginger bum fluff. In. A. KITCHEN!!
EROS: Ha! That's too funny when the cat just cut in the middle of the movie!
ReplyDeleteGreat pics of a great character! That Piggy loved to have fun...and he sure loved his Tazzy.
Even more creatures that will miss our Piggy…their cats.
SMUNTY: SMUNTY: No comment......*sniffs*
No, seriously......feeling a little lost for words. It's the first time I'd heard his voice again....
MJ: I never thought I’d say this but I hope that squeaky wee voice of his always stays embedded in my head.
Well, are we lucky or not, eh? He has immortalised his voice on hours of video and podcasts!
That wasn't a rhetorical question by the way, are we lucky or not? I really can't decide.
We’re lucky and you know what?
Piggy is having the last laugh because of it.
MISS JANEY: Lovers AND auteurs. Brilliant!
Coming to a theatre near you.
IVD: Love and levity!
* downs goldfish bowl of wine *
* hic *
Awww, Tazzy looks so cute in that picture with the bear.
However, it's ruined somewhat by that pic of him clipping Piggy's ginger bum fluff. In. A. KITCHEN!!
Just be thankful Taz wasn’t giving him a bikini wax.
I'm very thankful - it was in our kitchen!
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ReplyDeleteHi guys... only me.
ReplyDeleteCan I ask a favour... If anyone has copys of any of our old podcasts is there any chance you could send them to me... we had such a laugh creating those bloody things... but unfortunetly they got lost somewhere along the way, reinstalling Windows and all crap. If anyone could help that would be amazing.
Thank you xx
ps.. MJ has my email address.
SMUNTY: I'm very thankful - it was in our kitchen!
ReplyDeleteDid you save any of his ginger clippings?
If so, we could clone him.
HEFF: incredible.
Isn’t it?!
TAZZY: Hi guys... only me.
Can I ask a favour... If anyone has copys of any of our old podcasts is there any chance you could send them to me... we had such a laugh creating those bloody things... but unfortunetly they got lost somewhere along the way, reinstalling Windows and all crap. If anyone could help that would be amazing.
Thank you xx
ps.. MJ has my email address.
Let’s hope someone has copies of the podcasts.
I saved those Taz Radio jingles I did for you (somewhere) and the intros that I did for a couple of your podcasts.
I know that one of the podcasts was made around August 18/19, 2007 if that’s any help at all in digging through your files.
I found a link to one of your old podcasts but the link doesn't work.
Oh, and later we discovered that SID had been listening to your podcast in his car and playing with his willy as he drove along the motorway.
SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP TAZZY IF YOU CAN. FIND THE LOST PODCASTS!
Read his comment.
Yay...I found that podcast....18th August 2007!
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CARLY: Yay...I found that podcast....18th August 2007!
ReplyDeleteYAY!!!
That’s the podcast where Piggy relates how he made the Smunts’ (YOUR) children cry and he describes them as “little bastards” who may not be Smunty’s kids at all. It’s also revealed that the Smunts’ house is infested with fleas and that the Smunts make a shite cuppa tea. And, no surprise here, we learn that Taz and Pig had to fight Smunty the Cabin Boy off in the sauna.
I believe that SID’s “soggy crotchless panties” get a mention too if I’m not mistaken.
AND…
Taz and Pig wager on who will win in the “Two Dirty Slappers” Maidy/MJ bitchfight. Their money’s on Maidy, that “lazy bitch who took three fuckin’ years to read Harry Potter” and whose “gaping cunt looks like two bits of sloppy liver slapping together.”
We also learn that Tazzy has a “silky anus.”
It’s all coming back to me!!!
So is my dinner!
ReplyDeleteSMUNTY: So is my dinner!
ReplyDeleteJust lie back and think of Tazzy’s “silky anus”.
Sitting in a dark corner in the back of the room, a lone man also raises his glass, as he knows this feeling all too well...
ReplyDelete"cheers piggy, see you on the other side."