Tonight our Tazzy stopped by Infomaniac and had this to say on the Wee Piggy post…
Phew!
Thank you so much to everyone!
Reading these comments has had me in floods of tears, the pain of losing John is immense, he was so full of fun, a 14yr kid in a 48yr old body you could say, and believe me I would not have had him any other way.
He made me laugh all the time, just a simple look from him would have me in a fit of giggles and these times I will cherish always.
I saw him on the Saturday afternoon before he died, I had a horrible feeling that he couldn't last much longer. He died 10.30pm on Saturday night, the phone rang, and I knew. Like most I didn't want to believe it... Piggy dead? No way... not my Piggy.
One of our family friends, Tina came through to take me down to see him, this has to be the hardest thing I have ever had to do in my entire life. When I was sat with John I still expected it to be some really sick joke that was being played on me... I'd have expected no less from John. I was waiting for him to jump up off the bed, frighten the life out of me, and shout 'Oink!'... it sadly didn't happen.
I will cherish all the memories, happy times and friends... some of who I would have never met if it wasn't for John.
It's comforting for me knowing the last thing we said to each other before the doctors sedated him was 'I Love You!'. Nobody will ever replace the massive space John has left in my heart. Until we meet again John... take care and PLEASE don't go calling the big man upstairs a cunt! xxxxx
John Piggy you were a LEGEND! :@)
A Note From MJ: Thank you, Tazzy, for sharing your loveable wee Piggy with us. He brightened our lives, even when he was being a cunt. The pair of you were not only Yorkshire’s finest poofs, you were also the most affable blog hosts and friends one could hope for. We love you and will always keep Piggy in our hearts. The door is always open here at Infomaniac whenever you want to drop in for a cuppa…out of one of those hideous Coronation Street mugs that you sent to me, of course.
Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteAnyway (Piggy's fave word), John and Martin had love coming out of their pores. The way they worked together and loved each other was amazing...and a bit sickening.
*vomits at the thought of Pig and Taz having sex*
ReplyDelete*gets excited at the thought of Piggy, Tazzy and Awaiting having sex*
*takes another swig of beer in order to relish in her fantasy*
*voms at the thought of Awaiting*
ReplyDeleteThank you Martin, for choosing now as the time that you let us all know how really eloquent you can be.
I feel like I've gone back in time after seeing all the bloggers of days past return to insult each other.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Piggy is delighted that, because of him, there's so much venom & vomit flying around down here!
Tazzy, we love you!
AWAITING & SMUNTY: Remind me why I missed you around here?
ReplyDeleteAnyway (Piggy’s fave word) a reminder that the emission of bodily fluids on Infomaniac, particularly vomit, is strictly prohibited.
*wishes Piggy were here to kick wobbly arses of both Awaiting & Smunty*
IVD: I feel like I've gone back in time after seeing all the bloggers of days past return to insult each other.
I'm sure Piggy is delighted that, because of him, there's so much venom & vomit flying around down here!
Tazzy, we love you!
Well, I, for one, am not delighted at all by the higgledy-piggledy expulsion of bodily fluids.
Cut it out right now.
All of you.
Got it. No bodily fluids.
ReplyDeleteUntil Friday. We haven't forgotten.
Ooops, sorry. Can someone pass a tissue?
ReplyDeleteKAPI: Got it. No bodily fluids.
ReplyDeleteUntil Friday. We haven't forgotten.
Spew away on Friday.
SMUNTY: Ooops, sorry. Can someone pass a tissue?
There is always an economy-sized package of tissues on hand here on Infomaniac.
Wipe away.
xoxoxo for tazzy. you have my heart, sugar.
ReplyDeleteCan I have your kidneys , I am planning a mixed grill
ReplyDeleteOh Tazzy.
ReplyDeleteMany virtual hugs for you and for all of Piggy's friends.
My heart hurts for you all.
(No, Beast. No mixed grill from me. Besides my liver is way too pickled)
Tazzy, I'm rally glad that you and Piggy got to tell each other how much you really love each other. That's a beautiful and wonderful thing.
ReplyDeleteEven with his passing, Piggy manages to bring people together to share a laugh and smiles.
I'm glad to see that the old regulars have resurfaced, if only to remember and celebrate the friendship that Piggy forged across oceans and continents.
SAVANNAH: xoxoxo for tazzy. you have my heart, sugar.
ReplyDeleteYou’re a sweetheart.
Ignore Beast and his bizarre requests.
BEAST: Can I have your kidneys , I am planning a mixed grill.
*channeling Piggy*
“One of these days, I'm going to shove a big rancid cream cake up your arse.”
--Piggy
ROSES: Oh Tazzy.
Many virtual hugs for you and for all of Piggy's friends.
My heart hurts for you all.
(No, Beast. No mixed grill from me. Besides my liver is way too pickled)
Will you be serving that liver with cocktail onions?
EROS: Tazzy, I'm rally glad that you and Piggy got to tell each other how much you really love each other. That's a beautiful and wonderful thing.
Even with his passing, Piggy manages to bring people together to share a laugh and smiles.
I'm glad to see that the old regulars have resurfaced, if only to remember and celebrate the friendship that Piggy forged across oceans and continents.
Let’s face it.
Piggy is omnipotent.
His spirit will live on forever and his presence will always reside here on Infomaniac.
I’ll see to it personally.
*wonders if Piggy was buried/cremated in Tazzy's striped tank top*
ReplyDeleteLovely words Tazzy.
All the Oirish cunts are thinking of you & sending their love through the medium of potatoes.
Cunt
Erm as Piggy would say that last comment was from SID
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SID: *wonders if Piggy was buried/cremated in Tazzy's striped tank top*
ReplyDeleteLovely words Tazzy.
All the Oirish cunts are thinking of you & sending their love through the medium of potatoes.
Cunt
Erm as Piggy would say that last comment was from SID
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Try using the “Name/URL” button next time and type in your name.
Thick Oirish cunt.
Egads, the stripey tank top.
Did you HAVE to bring that up?
You know, for poofs they didn’t have much fashion sense, did they?
My eyes, my eyes.
ReplyDeleteThe stripey tank top is horrendous.
I was thinking of serving my liver with a cheeky red, no fava beans. Now the cocktail onions are a good idea....
Still smiling at the laughter that top brought!
ReplyDeleteAhh the mammarys!
*remembers MJ showing us all her mammarys*
*vomits*
*vomits again*
Cunt
ROSES: My eyes, my eyes.
ReplyDeleteThe stripey tank top is horrendous.
I was thinking of serving my liver with a cheeky red, no fava beans. Now the cocktail onions are a good idea....
The stripey tank top is legendary in its hideousness.
Bring on the vino.
SID: Still smiling at the laughter that top brought!
Ahh the mammarys!
*remembers MJ showing us all her mammarys*
*vomits*
*vomits again*
Cunt
Oh I see you figured out how to leave your name instead of “anonymous”.
Well done you fat fuck.
*remembers SID showing us all his moobs.
Ha just read that post and remembered the infamous mushroom tattoo.
ReplyDeleteMuch hilarity that caused EH?
As did MJ's super extended neck!
*wonders if her head can now reach Piggy in heaven*
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SID: *regrets linking to SID’s man boobs post with mushroom tattoo reference*
ReplyDelete*regrets SID’s return from an extended stay at Fat Camp*
*ignores neck comment and starts planning a new post to divert SID’s attention*
Did you say “EH?”
That officially makes you an honourary Canuck Cunt.
I can't help but keep staring at the bottle of booze in between MJs legs.
ReplyDeleteMesmerizing it is.
And Smunty Cunty Pickle Head Poo, kiss my arse. You know you want to.
Oh the mushroom tattoos! Fond memories.
Awaiting - what the fuck are you snorting?
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't get the nightmarish image of MJ's freakish fucking ET neck out of my thoughts now. I may never sleep again!
Shut up.
ReplyDeleteAll of you.
MJ comes in a long neck version too? Pictures?
ReplyDeleteI like the stripy tank top.
ReplyDeleteMartin, I think the absolute world of you. You have been immense these past few weeks and, you're so right about what we were thinking in that hospital room on Saturday night - "That's not John!! Where the fu..." OINK!
Sadly not, and the whole experience has been heartbreaking, but he lives on in so many of our wonderful memories, the annoying little cunt.
MAGO: MJ comes in a long neck version too? Pictures?
ReplyDeletePlease ignore anything SID says as it’s all poppycock.
SNIFFY: I like the stripy tank top.
Martin, I think the absolute world of you. You have been immense these past few weeks and, you're so right about what we were thinking in that hospital room on Saturday night - "That's not John!! Where the fu..." OINK!
Sadly not, and the whole experience has been heartbreaking, but he lives on in so many of our wonderful memories, the annoying little cunt.
Good to see you, Sniffy.
Although I’m holding you personally responsible for Tazzy’s stripey tank top. You’ve probably been feeding him a line about how butch he looks in it.
Take care of our lovely Tazzy, would you?
And you’re right…that annoying little cunt Piggy DOES live on in wonderful memories.
And from time to time, I intend to post photos of Piggy’s arse…just so he can shake his wee trotters at me from afar.
Fucking SID. It was a close run thing when Piggy was with us, but SID is the prize cunt of the lot of them.
ReplyDeleteSniffy~thanks. Look after the soppy cunt Tazzy!
ReplyDeleteHair still shite?
Manc Cunt
SNIFFY: Fucking SID. It was a close run thing when Piggy was with us, but SID is the prize cunt of the lot of them.
ReplyDeleteSID’s no prize.
But I have to agree with you…he’s taken over where Piggy left off.
Shall I kick him for you?
*returns to kick SID regardless of Sniffy's answer*
ReplyDeleteTaz thank you for that.
ReplyDeleteI only knew him out here and John was always feisty and funny as hell.
He laid it on the line BAM!
His comments were frightfully succinct and always, always, always sprinkled with mischief and the C word.
I'll look in the evening sky for a new (extra twinkly) star and raise my glass.
Cheers John Pigster.
DONN: Taz thank you for that.
ReplyDeleteI only knew him out here and John was always feisty and funny as hell.
He laid it on the line BAM!
His comments were frightfully succinct and always, always, always sprinkled with mischief and the C word.
I'll look in the evening sky for a new (extra twinkly) star and raise my glass.
Cheers John Pigster.
His star burns brightly alright.
Or is it just the reflection from his arse?
(See Filthy Friday).