Sunday, October 10, 2010

Canadian Thanksgiving

It’s the Thanksgiving long weekend here in Canada and Mistress MJ is stuffing her pumpkin pie hole with turkey.

(Update: photo substitution from original)

She wishes to give thanks to you, the Infomaniac Bitches.

Specifically…

Thanks to all those Bitches who rallied ‘round when my blog and my comments disappeared in June. Thank you for supporting the “Free MJ!’ campaign as led by Eroswings. You came together as a community and your solidarity was a force to be reckoned with. I’ll never forget your valiant crusade to restore my blog and later, my missing comments.

Thanks to all veteran Infomaniac Bitches who returned to the fold to pay their condolences to the late, great Piggy and shared their memories of the wee ginger cunt. Without your presence, I would have considered throwing in the blogging towel after his passing.

Thanks to Tazzy and Piggy for the hours I spent enjoying your company on your blog, on the Poofter Cam and on Taz Radio. I’m thankful for your friendship and huge, loveable personalities.

Mistress MJ is truly blessed to be in the company of so many delightful bitches.

Now pass the Pope’s nose.

NEWS BULLETIN:

One more thing to be thankful for…

The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts are back in Canada!

Pop over to visit fellow Canadian Donn where he’s preparing to host The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition SOON!

YOU could be the next winner!

38 comments:

  1. How can there be Thanksgiving in Canada when you guys didn't have Pilgrims?

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  2. so help me god, if you dare put that gravy boat near me, i'll scream.

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  3. You aren't thankful for being in the Coven? You ingrate.

    What will the Coven elders say.

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  4. Petra finally got off his lazy ass and mailed the shorts....Hurrah !

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  5. I'm thankful, we don't celebrate Thanksgiving over here. One more celebration with a turkey will drive me dememted. Turkey and I have a mutual loathing.

    Your picture hasn't helped either.

    Every A&E nurse can regale you with tales of things pushed into the human body. Apparently, a guy took a frozen chicken out of the freezer and thought 'sexy'. He then got stuck to said chicken. I would not have wanted to be on reception when he walked in with Sunday dinner on his cock.

    You're welcome.

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  6. XL: How can there be Thanksgiving in Canada when you guys didn't have Pilgrims?

    We get Nick at Nite up here in the Hinterlands.

    NORMADESMOND: so help me god, if you dare put that gravy boat near me, i'll scream.

    Whatever floats your boat.

    CYBERPOOF: You aren't thankful for being in the Coven? You ingrate.
    What will the Coven elders say.


    I’m thankful you finally pulled your finger out after TWO AND A HALF YEARS of holding onto The Shorts and finally sent them to Donn!

    Do you realize you have broken the previous record (which was only 8 months) as LONGEST HOLDER OF THE SHORTS EVER?!

    BEAST: Petra finally got off his lazy ass and mailed the shorts....Hurrah!

    When he was reassured that he could take his time with the compo, we did not mean he could keep them for TWO AND A HALF YEARS!

    ROSES: I'm thankful, we don't celebrate Thanksgiving over here. One more celebration with a turkey will drive me dememted. Turkey and I have a mutual loathing.
    Your picture hasn't helped either.
    Every A&E nurse can regale you with tales of things pushed into the human body. Apparently, a guy took a frozen chicken out of the freezer and thought 'sexy'. He then got stuck to said chicken. I would not have wanted to be on reception when he walked in with Sunday dinner on his cock.
    You're welcome.


    Please refer to our Shove It Up Yer Arse post.

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  7. That is not the proper way to baste and flavor and stuff a turkey! I'll stick to the ham and pumpkin pie, thank you.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    We're thankful you're still with us!

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  8. Happy Thanksgiving!!!
    But please excuse me for not eating the Turkey sandwiches being passed around in the Infomaniac Manor. I have my reasons...
    Sx

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  9. So that's how you pluck a chicken.

    If you have spelling difficulties.

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  10. That Picture reminds me of the time when the houseboys tried stuffing the Turkey.

    Chef went through the roof when he discovered them chasing it around the barnyard. The poor bird was well... stuffed...

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  11. EROS: That is not the proper way to baste and flavor and stuff a turkey! I'll stick to the ham and pumpkin pie, thank you.
    Happy Thanksgiving!
    We're thankful you're still with us!


    You’re an Infomaniac Hero!

    Thank you for leading the crusade to rescue my blog!

    SCARLET: Happy Thanksgiving!!!
    But please excuse me for not eating the Turkey sandwiches being passed around in the Infomaniac Manor. I have my reasons...


    It’s because they’re left over from Beast’s lesbian hen night, isn’t it?

    KAPI: So that's how you pluck a chicken.
    If you have spelling difficulties.


    What was that?

    Spelling difficulties, you say?

    I cunt hear you.

    PRINCESS: That Picture reminds me of the time when the houseboys tried stuffing the Turkey.
    Chef went through the roof when he discovered them chasing it around the barnyard. The poor bird was well... stuffed...


    It’s so much simpler just to go to the grocery store and get a nice Butterball.

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  12. No... I think I'll pass on the Butterball.

    Nice fishnets your wearing though...

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  13. Free MJ? Shit, I thought they meant a gratis Michael Jackson. I already have one indoors, but I wanted one for the car too.

    I thought it was taking it's time to arrive.....should have read it before I signed it!!

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  14. happy thanksgiving, sugar! xoxoxoxox


    *seriously considering becoming a vegan*

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  15. PRINCESS: No... I think I'll pass on the Butterball.
    Nice fishnets your wearing though...


    They’re handy for catching crabs.

    SMUNTY: Free MJ? Shit, I thought they meant a gratis Michael Jackson. I already have one indoors, but I wanted one for the car too.
    I thought it was taking it's time to arrive.....should have read it before I signed it!!


    In the unlikely event that anyone should wish to purchase YOU, it would be C.O.D….

    Cunt On Delivery.

    SAVANNAH: happy thanksgiving, sugar! xoxoxoxox
    *seriously considering becoming a vegan*


    Tazzy has this t-shirt.

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  16. I have my very own Canadian Thanksgiving Celebration whenever HGTV shows Scott McGillivray on an episode of Income Property. Grrrrrr....

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  17. I would like to thank MJ for her hosting Piggy week.



    *rings psychiatric hospital for reassessment*

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  18. I need brain bleach after following the link.

    Happy Thanksgiving. Hope you enjoyed stuffing the turkey.

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  19. Speaking of turkeys...you like a gobble don't you?


    Dirty and fowl MJ

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  20. It wasn't a full 2 and a half years though. It was more like 2 years and 4-5 months.

    Check your facts.

    Happy fucking faux thanksgiving cunt.

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  21. You mean we had you THAT close to quitting the blog and SCREWED IT UP ??!? DAMN !!!

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  22. MR. COOKIE: I have my very own Canadian Thanksgiving Celebration whenever HGTV shows Scott McGillivray on an episode of Income Property. Grrrrrr....

    Are you moved
    by his tongue and groove?

    SID: I would like to thank MJ for her hosting Piggy week.
    *rings psychiatric hospital for reassessment*


    The inmates (Infomaniac Bitches) are running the asylum (Infomaniac).

    You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

    ROSES: I need brain bleach after following the link.
    Happy Thanksgiving. Hope you enjoyed stuffing the turkey.


    Which link?

    The link to Donn's blog?

    But he's a nice Canadian boy.

    SID: Speaking of turkeys...you like a gobble don't you?
    Dirty and fowl MJ


    Don’t make me slap you, bitch.

    CYBERPOOF: It wasn't a full 2 and a half years though. It was more like 2 years and 4-5 months.
    Check your facts.
    Happy fucking faux thanksgiving cunt.


    That still makes you the LONGEST HOLDER OF THE SHORTS EVER!

    HEFF: You mean we had you THAT close to quitting the blog and SCREWED IT UP ??!? DAMN !!!

    I fear the veteran Infomaniac Bitches are a bad influence on you.

    I may have to make you sit apart from the others.

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  23. Ah, cousin Bob from Wanker county payed a visit - he's out legally I assume?

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  24. I KNEW I could count on you to share the cake, baby !!!

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  25. And damn proud of it baby!

    Kiss my dirty feet, as Neneh Cherry once sang.

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  26. Can I please get a macaroni pie, poutine, a turkey leg and some vodka?

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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  27. MAGO: Ah, cousin Bob from Wanker county payed a visit - he's out legally I assume?

    He's out on a day pass.

    HEFF: I KNEW I could count on you to share the cake, baby !!!

    I don’t know if your readers will be pleased about my cake.

    Happy 3rd blogiversary, Heff!

    CYBERPOOF: And damn proud of it baby!
    Kiss my dirty feet, as Neneh Cherry once sang.


    This election to the Coven has gone to your head.

    AWAITING: Can I please get a macaroni pie, poutine, a turkey leg and some vodka?
    Happy Thanksgiving!


    Macaroni pie?

    Are you referring to one of our national dishes, i.e. Kraft Dinner?

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  28. MJ: Are you moved
    by his tongue and groove?


    I would gladly allow him to work on my erection.

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  29. MR. COOKIE: MJ: Are you moved
    by his tongue and groove?

    I would gladly allow him to work on my erection.


    Wearing nothing but a tool belt?

    MAGO: Heff's three?
    Amazing.


    They grow up so fast.

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  30. What he's doing to that bird is SO not kosher........ Ill stick with the salad thanks hold the mayo...

    **slave unfortunately vomits over each of Mistress' feet due to horrid scene of animal cruelty***

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  31. I don't know what the heck I am referring to in regards to ye Canadians. All I know is my damn facebook was all a'twitter with Canadian friends posting about macaroni pies. Dang Halifaxians and Torontonites.

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  32. Mmm, that turkey looks good.

    Happy Thanksgiving.

    Be thankful the dirty women of Canada aren't stuffing your turkey.

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  33. MAGO: Big boys ...

    And their toys.

    DAMIEN: What he's doing to that bird is SO not kosher........ Ill stick with the salad thanks hold the mayo...
    **slave unfortunately vomits over each of Mistress' feet due to horrid scene of animal cruelty***


    *Mistress MJ substitutes turkey baster pic for stuffing pic to prevent further digestive problems*

    AWAITING: I don't know what the heck I am referring to in regards to ye Canadians. All I know is my damn facebook was all a'twitter with Canadian friends posting about macaroni pies. Dang Halifaxians and Torontonites.

    They coulda had KD.

    AYEM8Y: Mmm, that turkey looks good.
    Happy Thanksgiving.
    Be thankful the dirty women of Canada aren't stuffing your turkey.


    Wait ‘til its YOUR Thanksgiving.

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  34. Once again, I'm late for Thanksgiving and missed the festivities. Nothing left but an empty turkey baster. Again.

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  35. STACIA: But it's not too late to get a Winking Third Eye if you're interested.

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  36. Oh dear. A belated happy thanksgiving to you, MJ.

    * wonders how so much has been missed *

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