Infomaniac Bitches are advised that if you displease me, I might cast a spell on you.
Despite almost failing the Star Trek portion of the examination, I was elected to the New Coven primarily on the basis of my ability to travel through time and space in a Tardis.
And then there were five…
The Coven now consists of five members: original members IVD and Tim with the addition of Mistress MJ, CyberPete and Beast.
With a lineup like that, expect sparks to fly and endless bickering.
Working so closely with CyberPete and Beast as I’ll be expected to do, obviously you could say that Mistress MJ is the rose between two thorns.
I expect to be upgraded to an electric broom; specifically the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000…
I would also like to take this opportunity introduce the Coven Mobile…
As you can see, Beast will be my chauffeur.
And riding alongside me, my familiars…a cat and a bat.
My demands are few.
I await further instructions from IVD.
Wish me luck in my new position, bitches.
I’ll need it.
Note: Congratulations to IVD who is celebrating his 5th blogiversary. Long may your warty wand wave over us. Oh, and I promise to read a Star Trek book before year’s end as long as there aren’t many pages and it has lots of pictures.
first!
ReplyDeleteTard-is indeed.
Congrats to the Wee Five!
ReplyDeleteWhy Mistress you already have us under your spell....
ReplyDeleteNo doub't you managed to beguile Mr Device with your cunning stunt...
Congratulations!!!
ReplyDeleteBut I'd advise caution with the warty wand - best not to get too familiar with it.
Sx
I approve of the Coven Mobile - A very green choice of transport. But would you really want Beast at the helm?
ReplyDeleteInstructions will be forthcoming soon.
May I suggest the 26th book I read so far this year? I would even accept you flicking through it in a book store rather than buying it to read.
Princess: I can assure you, there was absolutely NO beguiling. Some bile, maybe...
ReplyDeleteMiss Scarlet: Hummph! I DO NOT have a warty wand, despite what that MJ says!
Oh, and xl? Are the We Five actually Gerry Anderson-style Marionettes?
ReplyDeleteOh, you mean the retardis?
ReplyDeleteJASON: first!
ReplyDeleteTard-is indeed.
I’m sending you back to Mr. Peenee.
XL: Congrats to the Wee Five!
*steals go-go boots off lead singer for self and geek glasses from guy on far left for Beast*
PRINCESS: Why Mistress you already have us under your spell....
No doub't you managed to beguile Mr Device with your cunning stunt...
Mr. DeVice does not fall for cunning stunts as he is a fart smeller, er, smart feller.
SCARLET: Congratulations!!!
But I'd advise caution with the warty wand - best not to get too familiar with it.
The wand and I are not on first-name terms.
IVD: I approve of the Coven Mobile - A very green choice of transport. But would you really want Beast at the helm?
Instructions will be forthcoming soon.
May I suggest the 26th book I read so far this year? I would even accept you flicking through it in a book store rather than buying it to read.
I’ll reconsider Beast as chauffer considering he may fall asleep at the wheel.
His harried job at Café C serving kipper surprise at lesbian hen nights leaves him knackered.
I don’t know how you expect him to serve in the Coven?
Could I fall asleep face down on the Star Trek book and absorb it by osmosis instead of reading it?
IVD: Princess: I can assure you, there was absolutely NO beguiling. Some bile, maybe...
Miss Scarlet: Hummph! I DO NOT have a warty wand, despite what that MJ says!
Well, that’s YOU two been told!
XL: Oh, and xl? Are the We Five actually Gerry Anderson-style Marionettes?
SMUNTY: Oh, you mean the retardis?
Or perhaps I meant TURDIS!
Those are some fine wheels you're ridin' there. Congrats on getting into the coven!
ReplyDeletehail and farewell, i'll never tell. you've cast a spell over me...
ReplyDeleteyeah, i watched evil under the sun again and now i'm channeling roddy mcdowell...
congratulations, mistress! xoxoxox
MICHAEL GUY: Those are some fine wheels you're ridin' there. Congrats on getting into the coven!
ReplyDeleteI hope the Coven Mobile won’t end up being in the mechanics all the time like the MistressMobile.
SAVANNAH: hail and farewell, i'll never tell. you've cast a spell over me...
yeah, i watched evil under the sun again and now i'm channeling roddy mcdowell...
congratulations, mistress! xoxoxox
So long as you’re not channeling Roddy from Planet of the Apes.
Or worse, CONQUEST of the Planet of the Apes.
Was that a cunning stunt or perhaps a stunning cunt?
ReplyDeleteI can't believe they picked you!
ReplyDeleteCongrats *fake kisses*
Congrats on your new position.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the tons of silver jewellery: pentacles, ankhs (took me forever how to remember to spell the damn thing) and spirals. Oh, and lots of black eyeliner.
Black and purple velvet optional...IDV never said anything about doing rituals skyclad. Hmmmm....
Congratulations on making the cut--and cutting bitches along the way!
ReplyDeleteI hope the magic broom gives you a pleasant ride and that your new vehicle doesn't get rear-ended!
MJ's very experienced riding wood.
ReplyDelete*hopes there's lots of splinters involved*
ReplyDeleteYeah, but who'd want to pull them out?
ReplyDeleteThe Splintergroup?
ReplyDeleteAh Madame Leota,
ReplyDeleteI know some spells myself. Mostly beauty or love spells but powerful nonetheless.
May you reign supreme...
I suggest a pack of flying monkeys to do your bidding.
Ask Princess about it.
HAYWARD: Was that a cunning stunt or perhaps a stunning cunt?
ReplyDelete*pleased to see Hayward using the “C” word*
CYBERPOOF: I can't believe they picked you!
Congrats *fake kisses*
I can’t believe IVD chose YOU!
I’m surprised he didn’t see past that fake carrot nose.
ROSES: Congrats on your new position.
Don't forget the tons of silver jewellery: pentacles, ankhs (took me forever how to remember to spell the damn thing) and spirals. Oh, and lots of black eyeliner.
Black and purple velvet optional...IDV never said anything about doing rituals skyclad. Hmmmm....
Skyclad? I most certainly do NOT want Beast and CyberPete’s dangly bits getting in my way as I’m waving my scourge about.
EROS: Congratulations on making the cut--and cutting bitches along the way!
I hope the magic broom gives you a pleasant ride and that your new vehicle doesn't get rear-ended!
Any dents in my rear end can be hammered out by my “body and fender man”.
KAPI, SID, SMUNTY & MAGO:
*bitch slaps the lot of you and forces SID to remove the splinters with his teeth*
AYEM8Y: Ah Madame Leota,
I know some spells myself. Mostly beauty or love spells but powerful nonetheless.
May you reign supreme...
I suggest a pack of flying monkeys to do your bidding.
Ask Princess about it.
Princess is actually a Flying Monkey.
And so are some others here that you might recognize.
You can find Inexplicable DeVice’s list of Flying Monkeys in the right hand column of his blog…under the Coven members, of course.