Thursday, October 28, 2010

Gimme Keef

Mistress MJ is spending the next couple of days curled up with Keef

Yes, the rumour that Keef snorted his father’s ashes is true.

I’m also looking forward to the release of the audiobook as read by Johnny Depp.

See you when I resurface, bitches.

If you need something to do in the meantime, why not visit The Hair Hall of Fame?

Created by our own Ask the Cool Cookie, it’s the place to go for all your hair and beauty needs.

Ask for an appointment with Mistress MJ or one of our other fine beauticians. But not AyeM8y as he’ll burn your scalp and steal from your handbag.


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  1. i'm so excited i can't believe it! the tide has turned, the mood has shifted, the world is mine!!!!! ok, i'll stop....but i could go on. xoxox

  2. *pops in and looks about*

    Oh Hai Savannah!

    Oh Hai XL!

    *waves and pops back out*

  3. It is Friday today, right?

    I'm not sure I could ever recover if it isn't.

  4. I came by for some pictures of nekkid old poofs.

    Instead I am greated by a bouffant hair do.

    Not the same thing.

    *goes off in huff*

  5. Oh No Filthless Friday !!!

    Is that midnight propper time or some made up Eastern Suckass time or some such confection ???

  6. Something Old and wrinkly to imagine for Filthy Friday. Lookin at Keef.... Is he still alive?

  7. I thought I was the official Infomaniac beautian?????
    *exits in a 'huff of scarlet' - free with every purchase of extra strong hermorrhoid cream, ideal for smoothing away eye bags and wrinkles*

  8. If I snort Keef Richard's ashes, will I get high?

    He must be quite saturated with naughty snorty stuff by now.

  9. That means Keef is gonna be some HIGH GRADE shit when they finally cremate him !!!

  10. *prepares jelly funnel and suitable decanter in anticipation of the event*

  11. *siddles up to Ms Nations waggling her empty glass enticingly*

  12. Where's my Mars bar ...

  13. And by the way, where's Kabuki-san?

  14. NO filthy Friday????


    Did you say Johnny Depp?

    Oh,never mind. :-)

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  16. So what do Infomanic Bitches do to spammers?

  17. Where is the old bag
    Up to no good , I bet.
    ***checks window and door locks***

  18. Naaahhh. I'd rather have a drink.

    What do you fancy Princess? Moet (I hid a bottle from Pete), cider (I hid a bottle from Boy) or some red wine (that one, I just bought).