tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post787373136673417325..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74253375862706099592010-10-18T11:09:43.142-04:002010-10-18T11:09:43.142-04:00Nice pics. Now I have issues with MY shorts.Nice pics. Now I have issues with MY shorts.Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42766036453294351352010-10-17T19:09:35.519-04:002010-10-17T19:09:35.519-04:00Mistress Midas ...Mistress Midas ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42205131810198733442010-10-17T16:03:15.409-04:002010-10-17T16:03:15.409-04:00I would imagine they have a real farmyard smell ab...I would imagine they have a real farmyard smell about them Miss Scarlet , and are probably rather stickyBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35503121947916716052010-10-17T05:44:10.772-04:002010-10-17T05:44:10.772-04:00Weirdly, I would like to sniff them.
Sx
It's e...Weirdly, I would like to sniff them.<br />Sx<br />It's early in the morning, I am hungover and I do not know what I am typing.Ms Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6938971578604645802010-10-17T05:24:49.305-04:002010-10-17T05:24:49.305-04:00SID? Um, I mean Smunty. Terribly sorry mate.SID? Um, I mean Smunty. Terribly sorry mate.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10615450585784014002010-10-17T05:23:23.159-04:002010-10-17T05:23:23.159-04:00Now that they've been around Donns bits, I wan...Now that they've been around Donns bits, I want them back.<br /><br />I don't care about curtesy, politeness or new blood. If they want the shorts, let them up their game.<br /><br />Oh, SID? They did have a vile stench to them, that could only have come from MJs bushy lady garden aka. The junkyard.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2785923206003190112010-10-17T05:15:49.277-04:002010-10-17T05:15:49.277-04:00I’ll have you all know that my Secret Lady Place i...I’ll have you all know that my <a href="http://tinyurl.com/lz6e5r/" rel="nofollow">Secret Lady Place</a> is lined in gold.<br /><br />You should all be begging to wear The Shorts that have come in contact with such perfection.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44542069433965408402010-10-17T03:40:57.276-04:002010-10-17T03:40:57.276-04:00I would attempt to reclaim them but the thought of...I would attempt to reclaim them but the thought of them having been hanging around MJ's dusty, mummified old snatch has put me off the idea.<br /><br />I pity any and all of you that have the misfortune to wear them now.Smuntyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13102431449079957341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70569811449164374242010-10-16T22:00:35.873-04:002010-10-16T22:00:35.873-04:00Have those shorts been dry-cleaned by a reputable ...Have those shorts been dry-cleaned by a reputable bunch of Koreans?Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2966437735723865242010-10-16T20:41:10.146-04:002010-10-16T20:41:10.146-04:00Yer high, Mistress - you took one sniff too much.Yer high, Mistress - you took one sniff too much.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82135301909918198772010-10-16T19:09:18.631-04:002010-10-16T19:09:18.631-04:00NORMADESMOND: Yes, Norma, those are Mistress MJ’s ...<b>NORMADESMOND</b>: Yes, Norma, those are Mistress MJ’s dumplings.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: Pull your finger out and update the map.<br /><br /><b>BITCHES</b>: Excuse me while I pull Mr. Coppens to one side for a moment for a little chat.<br /><br /><b>DONN</b>: I realize that you probably want The Shorts to remain in Canada to save on ridiculously high international postage costs.<br /><br />Tempting though it may be, I shall not be entering the compo again.<br /><br />But now that I’m in our nation’s capital, wouldn’t it be a lark to parade my Shorts-clad arse in front of Stephen Harper during “Question Period”?<br /><br />Or to dangle The Shorts provocatively from the top of the Peace Tower?<br /><br />Or to skate down the Rideau Canal wearing The Shorts?<br /><br />Oh the options!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29578436213836425702010-10-16T16:31:05.651-04:002010-10-16T16:31:05.651-04:00You are just so green freakin awesome! How would t...You are just so green freakin awesome! How would the FGES survive withoot your support?<br /><br />I think that you should submit captions! C'mon, we'll have a pseudo-democraptic vote anyhoo?<br />and then, <i>let the shorts fall where they may</i>?!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81661049606921747192010-10-16T11:57:13.990-04:002010-10-16T11:57:13.990-04:00Fastest Canuck I've ever seen.
Speedy
CuntFastest Canuck I've ever seen.<br /><br />Speedy<br /><br />CuntS.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25581195780187528402010-10-16T10:01:18.648-04:002010-10-16T10:01:18.648-04:00that first photo is you? kine-fucking-hora dear, w...that first photo is you? kine-fucking-hora dear, with a rack like that, i'm surprised some crazy canadian doesn't have you mounted on a wall.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39935483823559867402010-10-16T09:42:49.685-04:002010-10-16T09:42:49.685-04:00Blimey! Donnn doesn't waste any time, does he...Blimey! Donnn doesn't waste any time, does he? He's only just received them.<br />Still, I suppose the next few winners are going to have to hold shotgun compos to make up for the inordinate amount of time 'Petra held on to them for.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77973226332510772272010-10-16T08:08:08.841-04:002010-10-16T08:08:08.841-04:00I've already posted my first caption Bitches.....I've already posted my first caption Bitches...<br /><br />I want them shorts soooo baaad!Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46595260733501248622010-10-16T08:00:14.023-04:002010-10-16T08:00:14.023-04:00I'm not sure that The Shorts should be going t...I'm not sure that The Shorts should be going to previous winners which is why I've opted out of entering again.<br /><br />Shouldn't we have NEW BLOOD winning The Shorts?<br /><br />Makes it more exciting!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1848546245903695952010-10-16T07:50:11.897-04:002010-10-16T07:50:11.897-04:00I think the Danish update of the map is on my blog...I think the Danish update of the map is on my blog?<br /><br />I want to win.<br /><br />ME. ME. ME. I WANNA WIN. PICK ME DONN!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30639786914549275602010-10-16T07:31:57.350-04:002010-10-16T07:31:57.350-04:00Ah, the symbols of Canada: beaver, Canada geese, T...Ah, the symbols of Canada: beaver, Canada geese, Taliban!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com