Friday, October 01, 2010

Filthy Friday

This week’s Filthy Friday submission comes to us from the stylish and sophisticated TJB of Stirred, Straight Up, With A Twist…

(click to biggify!)

And you thought TJB was only interested in glamour, gloves and Greer Garson.
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  1. LẌ10:07 PM, September 30, 2010

    1st

    I'm no fashion expert, but one shouldn't wear white shoes after Labor Day, right?

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  2. normadesmond10:49 PM, September 30, 2010

    isn't this greer garson?

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  3. KJ10:58 PM, September 30, 2010

    Oh my! Multitasking like a mofo! She has great sphincter control.

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  4. Damien12:03 AM, October 01, 2010

    MY EYES!!! MY EYES !!!!



    ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!


    *THUD*

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  5. Inexplicable DeVice1:27 AM, October 01, 2010

    There's absolutely no way I'm biggifying that. It's big enough already.
    I think Damien has got the right idea.

    * THUD *

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  6. Mitzi 1:53 AM, October 01, 2010

    Her bed isn't dressed. What a slattern!

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  7. Roses2:07 AM, October 01, 2010

    Mitzi, I was thinking exactly the same thing. Messy tart.

    At least she isn't smoking in the bed. Now that would be truly disturbing.

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  8. CyberPete2:43 AM, October 01, 2010

    I'd have thought TBJ would have kept a much tidier bedroom.

    Nice bouffant though.

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  9. CyberPete2:45 AM, October 01, 2010

    The hair looks a bit like The Ass Berry

    http://www.bedtimeheaven.co.uk/product_detail-prodid~10398.htm

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  10. The Mistress3:47 AM, October 01, 2010

    XL: 1st
    I'm no fashion expert, but one shouldn't wear white shoes after Labor Day, right?

    TJB would be the first to agree, I’m certain.

    I’ve noticed that your fashion sense is slowing developing, by the way.

    UTE: Oh my! Multitasking like a mofo! She has great sphincter control.

    We suggest a strict regiment of Kegel exercises should you want to achieve the same.

    NORMADESMOND: isn't this greer garson?

    Sans gloves.

    Or glamour.

    DAMIEN: MY EYES!!! MY EYES !!!!
    ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!
    *THUD*

    Please refrain from thudding.

    You’ll set off a mass hysteria.

    Oh too late…

    *spots IVD on the floor*


    IVD: There's absolutely no way I'm biggifying that. It's big enough already.
    I think Damien has got the right idea.
    * THUD *

    Not another Thudding!

    I blame Damien.

    Next you’ll be speaking in tongues, kissing serpents and rolling about in the aisles.

    MITZI: Her bed isn't dressed. What a slattern!

    Yet less a tart than your prossie from Leeds.

    Enjoy Wales and bring back a nice Welshman to share with the others, sweetie darling.

    ROSES: Mitzi, I was thinking exactly the same thing. Messy tart.
    At least she isn't smoking in the bed. Now that would be truly disturbing.

    Finding out what she’s using as an ashtray may be more disturbing.

    CYBERPOOF: I'd have thought TBJ would have kept a much tidier bedroom.
    Nice bouffant though.
    The hair looks a bit like The Ass Berry
    http://www.bedtimeheaven.co.uk/product_detail-prodid~10398.htm

    I see the Ass Berry is out of stock.

    Did you buy the last one?

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  11. CyberPete4:10 AM, October 01, 2010

    No. Apparently it has a tendency of shooting out during um, funtime.

    After watching the pudding farting incident I have a hard time not laughing at that sort of thing and that's the last thing one needs during um, funtime.

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  12. CyberPete4:13 AM, October 01, 2010

    You can read all about it here

    http://sextoysbuzz.com/rocks-off/ass-berry-review

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  13. hayward6:19 AM, October 01, 2010

    I feel like I need a shower after looking at that, sans my blackberry ass berry.

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  14. Jenny6:49 AM, October 01, 2010

    white shoes after Labor Day is just tacky.

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  15. The Mistress8:02 AM, October 01, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: No. Apparently it has a tendency of shooting out during um, funtime.
    After watching the pudding farting incident I have a hard time not laughing at that sort of thing and that's the last thing one needs during um, funtime.
    You can read all about it here
    http://sextoysbuzz.com/rocks-off/ass-berry-review

    I quote from the review…“We managed a few good strokes before the Ass Berry shot out onto the towel that we use for butt plug testing.”

    HAYWARD: I feel like I need a shower after looking at that, sans my blackberry ass berry.

    That Ass Berry is going to be with us all day, isn’t it? (unless it shoots out again, of course).

    I just know we haven’t heard the end of it yet.

    BOXER: white shoes after Labor Day is just tacky.

    But look at the date stamp on the photo…

    It was taken in August so we can't criticize her fashion sense.

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  16. CyberPete8:18 AM, October 01, 2010

    I know, I can't stop laughing over that.

    After watching the pudding fart, you sort of get a visual.

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  17. Ms Scarlet8:19 AM, October 01, 2010

    Her rings don't fit.
    I'm not keen on ill-fitting rings, now that really is cheap.
    Sx

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  18. The Cool Cookie8:35 AM, October 01, 2010

    Of course TJB is all about the finer things in life. One must be properly dressed for every occassion! And our friend here in the picture is the embodiment of his mantra: Pretty is as pretty does.

    Just look at our model's form on the anal insertion: her pinky is extended as if she were sharing a cup-o-tea with the Queen Herself. More importantly, notice the hose - not a run or a snag.

    And, as if you had any doubt: TJB's goleden rule of fashion is fully in play here: M'lady's backstock of white shoe options just aren't restricted to one pair. She tried on several pairs until she found the perfect pair to wear for this special moment.

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  19. The Mistress8:52 AM, October 01, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: I know, I can't stop laughing over that.
    After watching the pudding fart, you sort of get a visual.

    For those who tire of cake farts, here’s the link to pudding farts.

    CyberPoof appears to have become hooked on pudding farts.

    SCARLET: Her rings don't fit.
    I'm not keen on ill-fitting rings, now that really is cheap.

    At least there isn’t a cock ring.

    MR. COOKIE: Of course TJB is all about the finer things in life. One must be properly dressed for every occassion! And our friend here in the picture is the embodiment of his mantra: Pretty is as pretty does.
    Just look at our model's form on the anal insertion: her pinky is extended as if she were sharing a cup-o-tea with the Queen Herself. More importantly, notice the hose - not a run or a snag.
    And, as if you had any doubt: TJB's goleden rule of fashion is fully in play here: M'lady's backstock of white shoe options just aren't restricted to one pair. She tried on several pairs until she found the perfect pair to wear for this special moment.

    Well noted, Mr. Cookie.

    As TJB always says, “the problems of the real world can be solved with a touch of glamour and a dash of style.”

    This gal has followed his sage advice.

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  20. Princess9:17 AM, October 01, 2010

    Well I didn't see that move on the dance floor...

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  21. The Mistress9:23 AM, October 01, 2010

    PRINCESS: Well I didn't see that move on the dance floor...

    You can’t see much when your head is buried in someone’s crotch.

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  22. Michael Guy11:27 AM, October 01, 2010

    Oh for fuck's sake!!! Just when I think this site has reached its depth of depravities.

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  23. TOY COUTURE12:02 PM, October 01, 2010

    OH MY.......

    "(click to biggify!)"

    OH NO.......



    ~~~LOL~~~

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  24. The Mistress12:29 PM, October 01, 2010

    MICHAEL GUY: Oh for fuck's sake!!! Just when I think this site has reached its depth of depravities.

    Blameless!

    *points at TJB*

    TOY COUTURE: OH MY.......
    "(click to biggify!)"
    OH NO.......
    ~~~LOL~~~

    Made you look.

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  25. Roses12:35 PM, October 01, 2010

    How many pairs of white shoes does a woman need? I mean really.

    And is that a used condom hanging off the bed.

    Tacky darling, just tacky.

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  26. CyberPete12:39 PM, October 01, 2010

    and who wore the condom Roses?

    You forgot that little nugget. The boxes in the back are either Pampers or sanitary pads.

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  27. ayeM8y12:41 PM, October 01, 2010

    Nice cat glasses and piss jar next to the bed.

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  28. The Mistress12:51 PM, October 01, 2010

    ROSES: How many pairs of white shoes does a woman need? I mean really.
    And is that a used condom hanging off the bed.
    Tacky darling, just tacky.

    The white shoes…perhaps she attends a lot of weddings.

    As for the used condom…at least she’s getting more action than CyberPete.

    CYBERPOOF: and who wore the condom Roses?
    You forgot that little nugget. The boxes in the back are either Pampers or sanitary pads.

    That well could be an old Tena Lady under her bottom.

    AYEM8Y: Nice cat glasses and piss jar next to the bed.

    And is that an open bottle of baby oil on the carpet?

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  29. Heff12:51 PM, October 01, 2010

    I don't think that thing needs to be any biggified-er !

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  30. Inexplicable DeVice3:08 PM, October 01, 2010

    Next you’ll be speaking in tongues, kissing serpents and rolling about in the aisles.

    Only on Wednesdays.

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  31. Leni Qinan4:39 PM, October 01, 2010

    Well, at least the manicure is perfect!

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  32. TJB7:30 PM, October 01, 2010

    I aim to please.

    Actually, this cute little image came from a website that I stumbled upon when I was doing one of those reverse-Google searches, to see where SSUWAT is mentioned (because I'm self-centered that way). And, apparently, SSUWAT has the distinction of being the only non-filthy link on this particular blog (which is called something like Cocksucking Submissive Tranny Faggot - no lie).

    In fact, SSUWAT is given place of pride among the blog links, separated (thankfully) from the other, cocksucking sub tranny fag blogs.

    My mama always told me I was special!

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  33. The Cool Cookie9:49 PM, October 01, 2010

    "Oh for fuck's sake!!! Just when I think this site has reached its depth of depravities."

    Now you have laid down the gauntlet. I can her MJ cracking her knuckles and searching just the picture to prove you wrong.

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  34. The Mistress1:07 AM, October 02, 2010

    HEFF: I don't think that thing needs to be any biggified-er !

    Just do as you’re told, Heff.

    IVD: Next you’ll be speaking in tongues, kissing serpents and rolling about in the aisles.
    Only on Wednesdays.

    I’m marking my calendar.

    LENI: Well, at least the manicure is perfect!

    Thanks to Vampira’s manicurist.

    TJB: I aim to please.
    Actually, this cute little image came from a website that I stumbled upon when I was doing one of those reverse-Google searches, to see where SSUWAT is mentioned (because I'm self-centered that way). And, apparently, SSUWAT has the distinction of being the only non-filthy link on this particular blog (which is called something like Cocksucking Submissive Tranny Faggot - no lie).
    In fact, SSUWAT is given place of pride among the blog links, separated (thankfully) from the other, cocksucking sub tranny fag blogs.
    My mama always told me I was special!

    I hope you listened to your mama because she was right.

    Now email me that Cocksucking Submissive Tranny Faggot link!

    MR. COOKIE: "Oh for fuck's sake!!! Just when I think this site has reached its depth of depravities."
    Now you have laid down the gauntlet. I can her MJ cracking her knuckles and searching just the picture to prove you wrong.

    If you’d seen the photos TJB has sent me that I haven’t published, you’d know that won’t be a problem.

    Apparently, TJB "stumbles upon" quite a lot of filth.

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  35. Unknown1:08 PM, December 14, 2012

    Just touring through your archives, and came across this, what a delightful photo. So enamoured by it, I've printed it out and hung it on the wall of my banquet hall in a little antique Spanish gilt frame, for all my guests to admire. Thank you, MJ, for your wonderful work in bringing us some laughs here in deepest, darkest Buckinghamshire.

    Fanny Love X
    www.fannylove-uk.blogspot.co.uk

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    1. The Mistress1:11 PM, December 15, 2012

      It's a pleasure, Fanny.

      Are you neighbours with Cilla Black?

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  36. Unknown2:18 PM, December 15, 2012

    Hi MJ, sadly no I'm not neighbours with Cilla Black, but Jimmy Savile lives just down the road. He never fixed it for me, for which I'm eternally heartbroken. I would so love to have sat on his lap. Do you know Freddy Star? A tabloid once printed "Freddy Star Ate My Hamster" (he pretended to eat some girl's hamster).

    Freddy Star Ate My Hamster... that's rubbish compared with Jimmy Savile Ate My Beaver!

    Fanny xx

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    1. The Mistress4:46 PM, December 15, 2012

      "LIVES" just down the road, Fanny?

      Has a taxidermist stuffed Jimmy Savile and propped him up in his armchair?

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