Thanks, Ayem8y, for the penis pants link. Although one wonders why he’s grown an extra arm? I suppose it would come in handy if you spend a lot of time alone, if you catch my drift. Judging from the size of YOUR equipment, you just might need a pair of penis pants AND an extra arm!
Oh, and speaking of “dressing to both sides” see my How’s it Hangin’? post.
I'm going out on a limb here, but I assume that his partner is bilingual, bisexual, wears bifocals and hopefully bivalved like a mollusc, or else they're getting a bilateral ooch-ouchwrecktomy on a regular basis!
It's all fun and games until two eyes get poked out.
ReplyDeletethat is just so wrong! xoxoxo
ReplyDelete@xl...now that was funny!
@xl - that made me laugh so hard I soiled my Depends again......
ReplyDeleteway funny
[takes theatrical bow]
ReplyDeleteI'm here all weekend.
ZOMG! You got his number, right?
ReplyDelete*taps pen impatiently on desk*
Now that is Doubling your pleasure...
ReplyDeleteI bet he's as excited as a dog with...
ReplyDeleteIt takes two to make my hole feel tight.
ReplyDelete*applauds XL*
ReplyDeleteOh hai XL, Savannah and Princess.
I just don't know where to start with those two.
*goes off to find more Eine to kick her brain into shape*
I'm gonna have to get me one of them :)
ReplyDeletex
Didn't we see this in "Clash of The Titans" starring Harry Hamlin?
ReplyDeleteOne for the front and one for the back. Heaven!
ReplyDeleteHandlebars!!!
ReplyDeleteSx
Fascinating, I can't stop looking at him. Surely he's ambidextrous.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Just as I expected.
ReplyDeleteYou’re all showing a shocking lack of sensitivity for this poor man’s medical condition.
Where is he to find pants that fit?
Did you think about THAT?
Not to mention trying to control the flow in the men’s room.
The mind boggles at the hurdles he must face.
I blame XL for lowering the tone around here.
All of a sudden, I have "double-envy".
ReplyDeleteMaybe designer Isabel Mastache can stitch up a special pair of her penis pants just for him.
ReplyDeleteDouble the fun?
ReplyDeleteWell at least he can dress to both sides...
ReplyDeleteI think his "medical condidtion"
is called a "Slipanotherdicktomy"
Thanks, Ayem8y, for the penis pants link. Although one wonders why he’s grown an extra arm? I suppose it would come in handy if you spend a lot of time alone, if you catch my drift. Judging from the size of YOUR equipment, you just might need a pair of penis pants AND an extra arm!
ReplyDeleteOh, and speaking of “dressing to both sides” see my How’s it Hangin’? post.
That man mustn't have problems getting a date. This is obviously what they had in mind when making Doublemint gum.. Double your pleasure, indeed!
ReplyDeleteHe may have trouble finding pants but his partner is one happy SOB.
ReplyDeleteDouble Happenis?
ReplyDeleteI just love their General Chow's Chicken!
i go away for a few lousy days and this is what you do?
ReplyDeleteI'm going out on a limb here, but I assume that his partner is bilingual, bisexual, wears bifocals and hopefully bivalved like a mollusc, or else they're getting a bilateral ooch-ouchwrecktomy on a regular basis!
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The tone of this blog can GO lower???
ReplyDeleteWow.............