Friday, October 15, 2010

Filthy Friday

[via]

33 comments:

  1. 1st

    The Mistress is of Greek heritage?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Goodness. Not sure what to say about this one!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Not very Epi-ladylike is she?

    ReplyDelete
  4. why, i think i could fuck her, words i've never uttered.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Um.


    Laydee garden has been totally deserted.


    :o/

    ReplyDelete
  6. I just tasted fear in my mouth...

    ReplyDelete
  7. When I was 11, I went to the municipal pool every day and a woman who looks just like this was always there. Well, she wore a bikini, so I can't say she looked EXACTLY the same. Had the same 80s perm, though. She was one of my first crushes. She was fascinating.

    ReplyDelete
  8. XL: 1st
    The Mistress is of Greek heritage?


    Irish, if you must know.

    We’re not hairy but we don’t bathe regularly and reek of whiskey.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: Goodness. Not sure what to say about this one!

    Just lie back and enjoy it then, Michael.

    AYEM8Y: Not very Epi-ladylike is she?

    At least she’s kept her legs together thus applying the Sitting Pretty Principles we learned recently.

    NORMADESMOND: why, i think i could fuck her, words i've never uttered.

    *scribbles notes in margin for future Infomaniac Bitch Quotes

    UTE: Um.
    Laydee garden has been totally deserted.


    It’s a jungle out there.

    MICHAEL GUY: I just tasted fear in my mouth...

    Would you like an appetite suppressant?

    STACIA: When I was 11, I went to the municipal pool every day and a woman who looks just like this was always there. Well, she wore a bikini, so I can't say she looked EXACTLY the same. Had the same 80s perm, though. She was one of my first crushes. She was fascinating.

    A dream named Chlorine?

    ReplyDelete
  9. Well at least he isn't doing the spread eagle. To our knowledge.

    ReplyDelete
  10. What a lovely bosnian you have Madam. Might I interest you in a Brazillian?

    ReplyDelete
  11. I am at a loss - and I usually always have something to say....

    Dearest Piggy..... 'tis times like this you are missed. I can only IMAGINE what you would have said.

    HAIRY CUNT !!!

    ReplyDelete
  12. Wow.

    So that's what I'd look like if I stopped shaving.

    *runs off to make another appointment at the beauty salon*

    I'm suprised the caption isn't 'Welcome to the jungle'.

    You'd be able to hide a tribe of pygmies in there for sure.

    ReplyDelete
  13. CYBERPOOF: Well at least he isn't doing the spread eagle. To our knowledge.

    You can show him how it’s done.

    PRINCESS: What a lovely bosnian you have Madam. Might I interest you in a Brazillian?

    Might I show you to the door?

    DAMIEN: I am at a loss - and I usually always have something to say....
    Dearest Piggy..... 'tis times like this you are missed. I can only IMAGINE what you would have said.
    HAIRY CUNT !!!


    I can only hope that he would say that it’s BEAST.

    ROSES: Wow.
    So that's what I'd look like if I stopped shaving.
    *runs off to make another appointment at the beauty salon*
    I'm suprised the caption isn't 'Welcome to the jungle'.
    You'd be able to hide a tribe of pygmies in there for sure.


    CyberPete has an industrial size bottle of Nair in his bathroom that I’m sure he’d be willing to share.

    ReplyDelete
  14. this will haunt me for at least a few hours today...xoxxo

    ReplyDelete
  15. Thank goodness her curtains are closed.

    ReplyDelete
  16. SAVANNAH: this will haunt me for at least a few hours today

    Infomaniac…making a difference in people’s lives.

    MITZI: Thank goodness her curtains are closed.

    Yet the sunshine pours out of her arse!

    STACIA: I’ve just read your most recent post only to discover that today is your birthday!

    As a birthday gift, Mistress MJ is making you an Official Infomaniac Bitch.

    Welcome to the asylum.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Goodness, what a big bush!
    I'm sure the forestry commission will be intereated - I will pass on details.
    Sx

    ReplyDelete
  18. Wow...I take it that this "Filthy Friday" is in the hygienic sense. This woman is oddly unerotic...

    ReplyDelete
  19. SCARLET: Goodness, what a big bush!
    I'm sure the forestry commission will be intereated - I will pass on details.


    Perhaps you should send ‘round the team who handles your unruly bush trimming.

    MR. COOKIE: Wow...I take it that this "Filthy Friday" is in the hygienic sense. This woman is oddly unerotic...

    It’s always best to bring your rubber gloves here of a Friday.

    ReplyDelete
  20. Worst fuckin' case of hairlip I'VE ever seen.

    ReplyDelete
  21. No, I'm still waiting for you to send me your nair.

    ReplyDelete
  22. Veet have we here?

    I thought you had tired of self potraits?

    Exhibitionist

    Cunt

    ReplyDelete
  23. She would never be stuck for a fancy dress party costume , just do a handstand and voila Desperate Dan

    ReplyDelete
  24. HEFF: Worst fuckin' case of hairlip I'VE ever seen.

    Hair lip?

    Or hair NIP?

    CYBERPOOF: No, I'm still waiting for you to send me your nair.

    Oh and my mistake.

    It’s a giant vat of Veet that’s in your bathroom.

    Next to your tampons.

    SID: Veet have we here?
    I thought you had tired of self potraits?
    Exhibitionist
    Cunt


    Self POTraits?

    Is that when you photograph yourself whilst high?

    BEAST: She would never be stuck for a fancy dress party costume , just do a handstand and voila Desperate Dan

    Who is Desperate Dan?

    One of the Wombles?

    ReplyDelete
  25. Miss J went for the untamed look in college. But she was never this furry.

    ReplyDelete
  26. No, I'm still waiting for you to send me your nair.

    ReplyDelete
  27. You promised me that for my birthday

    ReplyDelete
  28. MISS JANEY: Miss J went for the untamed look in college. But she was never this furry.

    We all experimented in college, didn’t we Miss J?

    *ahem*

    CYBERPOOF: No, I'm still waiting for you to send me your nair.
    You promised me that for my birthday


    It was more of a threat than a promise.

    ReplyDelete
  29. I'm official! I've been one of your amateur bitches long enough that I'm confident I can carry out my official bitch duties.

    ReplyDelete
  30. STACIA: I'm official! I've been one of your amateur bitches long enough that I'm confident I can carry out my official bitch duties.

    You don’t know what they are yet!

    *maniacal laugh*

    CORVE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    If you think this is gross, we’d advise you not to click on the “Filthy Friday” label.

    ReplyDelete
  31. She needs to visit TJB's nipple waxing emporium.

    ReplyDelete
  32. AYEM8Y: She needs to visit TJB's nipple waxing emporium.

    She’d prefer a pluck.

    ReplyDelete