[via]Welcome to Infomaniac’s disco party or as CyberPete likes to believe, an extended birthday party just for him.
We hope you’ve brought a friend…
And your platform shoes…
But before you try to make your way past the velvet rope, tell us what you’re wearing. This will determine whether you have a chance or not on gaining admission.
Then tell us your favourite disco tune. We know you have one.
And while you’re waiting to get a platformed sole through the door, you can listen to Mistress MJ’s fave…
The fabulous Sylvester singing You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)…
UPDATE: CyberPete has arrived and says...
Gold Lame Hotpants with matching thigh length platform boots and a smile...
ReplyDeleteAnd here's something to play later... or now or... whenever...
Now let me in door bitch...
Oh am I first here? Where's Xl?
I believe this answers all your questions
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Dress and claw ring by www.theblondsnewyork.com and heels by Christian Louboutin (as if I needed to say that)
Hmmm that didn't work. Maybe this will
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By the way, I can't see any Avatars today.
I'm wearing a black leather catsuit with calf length victoriana boots.
ReplyDeleteCan you put Donna Summer's Hot Stuff on the playlist for me? (and invite RDJ?)
Pretty please? Willing to grovel...
This post has been updated to include that pushy CyberPete.
ReplyDeleteClick his pic (he's the one in the yellow dress) to make it bigger.
It's not yellow. It's a GOLD chain dress. All metal, very uncomfortable but anything for fashion.
ReplyDeleteOh hai Roses darling.
ReplyDeleteLove the catsuit, I second the RDJ suggestion. He can bring my boyfrind David Boreanaz.
No one looks good in yellow, you know.
ReplyDeleteDon't you have a nice little red ensemble?
I know that no one looks good in yellow. I usually say that.
ReplyDeleteThis however is gold, and I look damn good in gold.
Princess looks amazing in those gold lame hot pants and Miss Roses is showing her vixen side in the catsuit.
ReplyDelete*slips Princess and Roses in under the red velvet rope*
i was told that a guest's testicle had been mirrored for the event.
ReplyDeletei'm psychic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiSNcV7ikpE
My favourite style of dress is that of a council house prostitute. I may wear my gold hoop earrings that make me look as if I tell fortunes in an end of the pier booth for that extra council house sluttishness. Please play Patrick Hernandez - Born To Be Alive upon my arrival.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the balloons.
ReplyDeleteNORMADESMOND: i was told that a guest's testicle had been mirrored for the event.
ReplyDeletei'm psychic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiSNcV7ikpE
Thank you for the 12 inches!
MITZI: My favourite style of dress is that of a council house prostitute. I may wear my gold hoop earrings that make me look as if I tell fortunes in an end of the pier booth for that extra council house sluttishness. Please play Patrick Hernandez - Born To Be Alive upon my arrival.
Snog Marry Avoid? That’s new to me!
Or as our prossie from Leeds says, “Snog MARY Avoid”.
Take it easy on the bronzer, Mitzi.
*cues Born To Be Alive*
MITZI: Don't forget the balloons.
Oooo…I want to ride the Italian blimp!
I've got my afro wig and borrowed Chaka's boots. I'd love to hear Got to be Real by Cheryl Lynn.
ReplyDeleteHAYWARD: I've got my afro wig and borrowed Chaka's boots. I'd love to hear Got to be Real by Cheryl Lynn.
ReplyDeleteChaka Khan Chaka Khan!
And To Be Real is yours …"To be real!"
I've bought along a little compilation to get you Bitches Dancing It's a Disco not a wake...
ReplyDeleteGood morning MJ,
ReplyDeleteA smile
How about this one to get folks toes tapping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRSzZsQV5fc&feature=related
Princess, dahling, your link leads back up to the top of the comments page.
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to direct our attention to The Weather Girls from your previous comment or something else entirely?
Oh Karl, you naughty boy...you slipped that one in!
ReplyDeleteYes, everything is better in a boa.
Oh, and KARL?
ReplyDeleteYou are now an Official Infomaniac Bitch.
Gee whiz, what an honor! Although I must say. I have been called many things in my time. This is the first time for bitch.
ReplyDeleteIt won't be the last, Karl.
ReplyDeleteI saw Saturday Night Fever, if that helps.
ReplyDeleteSorry MJ... Not at all I was hoping to get this party jumping with a compilation try again Here
ReplyDeleteIf it don't work i shall just have to start singing show tunes...
oh Hai Xl....
ReplyDeleteXL: I saw Saturday Night Fever, if that helps.
ReplyDeleteYou’re not just Jive Talkin’ , are you?
PRINCESS: Sorry MJ... Not at all I was hoping to get this party jumping with a compilation try again Here
If it don't work i shall just have to start singing show tunes...
Medley madness!
I shall be wearing these & these (because leopard skin is so Bet Lynch) and dancing to this (after all, it IS 'Petra's extended birthday, after all).
ReplyDeleteThat man must've heard about shoving balls up your arse, and misunderstood.
ReplyDeleteI'm wearing: Bright pink platform shoes, bright velvet trousers (3 sizes too small), bright purple frilly shirt, bright mauve big-hair wig, bright crimson crevat.
Fave Disco! Tune: Shannon - Let the Music Play.
And yes, the word Disco! is always spelled with an exclamation.
XL: I shall be wearing these & these (because leopard skin is so Bet Lynch) and dancing to this (after all, it IS 'Petra's extended birthday, after all).
ReplyDeleteOh, those Giraffe shoes are so YOU!
I suppose the giraffe print underthingies are you too but I don’t like to think about your nether regions.
KAPI: That man must've heard about shoving balls up your arse, and misunderstood.
I'm wearing: Bright pink platform shoes, bright velvet trousers (3 sizes too small), bright purple frilly shirt, bright mauve big-hair wig, bright crimson crevat.
Fave Disco! Tune: Shannon - Let the Music Play.
And yes, the word Disco! is always spelled with an exclamation.
Well, shoving balls up yer arse is the rule here rather than the exception.
Your manly bulge is accentuated what with those velvet trousers (a la Jimi Hendrix) being 3 sizes too small.
Oooo foxy lady!
Yes, the word Disco! Is always spelled with an exclamation but so is everything else around here!!!
Let The Music Play!
Why are you calling IDV for XL?
ReplyDeleteIs that his nether region you are referring to?
OH! APOLOGIES TO BOTH XL AND IVD!!!
ReplyDeleteThat giraffe comment was meant for IVD.
Obviously I don't think about XL's nether regions nor IVD's.
Oh...CyberPoof?
Did you read Mr. Cookie's second comment in the previous post?
"Obviously I don't think about XL's nether regions"
ReplyDeleteWhy not?
XL: It’s not that I’ve never given your nether regions a passing thought …it’s just…erm, uh, … is that the phone ringing?
ReplyDeleteYes, just now. What sad and very happy it is.
ReplyDeleteI'm sad obviously, but Cookie is very lucky to have a lovely husband and I hope it'll last forever.
Poor xl.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry xl, I'll think about your nether regions.
Thank you, IDV!
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Yes, just now. What sad and very happy it is.
ReplyDeleteI'm sad obviously, but Cookie is very lucky to have a lovely husband and I hope it'll last forever.
We wouldn’t want to see Mr. Cookie crumble.
IVD & XL: Am I interrupting a private moment?
Oversized silver lurex t-shirt that's knotted at the side, shocking pink satinex drainpipe jeans and black patent stiletto heeled ankle boots with crimped hair, horrible sweeps of blusher up the side of the cheeks and gooey crimson lip gloss. A bit understated, I know ...
ReplyDeleteThe song would be Spacer by Sheila B. Devotion.
BETTY: Oversized silver lurex t-shirt that's knotted at the side, shocking pink satinex drainpipe jeans and black patent stiletto heeled ankle boots with crimped hair, horrible sweeps of blusher up the side of the cheeks and gooey crimson lip gloss. A bit understated, I know ...
ReplyDeleteThe song would be Spacer by Sheila B. Devotion.
Lurex and Satinex…a winning combination here at the Disco Party!
And here in all her disco glory is Sheila.
I'm wearing a NIK-NIK brand polyester shirt; the one with the Deco Lady and the whippets on leash. Also, triple-pleated 'baggies' and my copper and green 'bump toe' platforms. I'm also sporting a 'feather' cut guy shag.
ReplyDeleteAnd for the love of Christ somebody spin Karen Young's "HOT SHOT"...
I'm wearing NOTHING but those shoes.
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL GUY: I'm wearing a NIK-NIK brand polyester shirt; the one with the Deco Lady and the whippets on leash. Also, triple-pleated 'baggies' and my copper and green 'bump toe' platforms. I'm also sporting a 'feather' cut guy shag.
ReplyDeleteAnd for the love of Christ somebody spin Karen Young's "HOT SHOT"...
Alright, alright, keep your blouse on sister.
Here’s Hot Shot.
AYEM8Y: I'm wearing NOTHING but those shoes.
That’ll make it easier to pick you out in the crowd.