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As you can see, her shoe collection (protected by a bodyguard) is already packed and has gone on ahead of her…
Infomaniac returns in early September.
While Mistress MJ is away, the Infomaniac Dancers will entertain you…
Monday, August 23, 2010
World Domination Tour
Mistress MJ is setting off on Phase 1 of her World Domination Tour…
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As you can see, her shoe collection (protected by a bodyguard) is already packed and has gone on ahead of her…
Infomaniac returns in early September.
While Mistress MJ is away, the Infomaniac Dancers will entertain you…
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As you can see, her shoe collection (protected by a bodyguard) is already packed and has gone on ahead of her…
Infomaniac returns in early September.
While Mistress MJ is away, the Infomaniac Dancers will entertain you…
Sunday, August 22, 2010
The MistressMobile
Just taking the MistressMobile out for a test drive before Mistress MJ sets out on her World Domination Tour…
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Do you have anything you’d like to say before she leaves?
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Do you have anything you’d like to say before she leaves?
Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring
Mistress MJ doesn’t smoke but if she did, she would accessorize with this…
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The Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring is the ideal gift for lazy smokers who can’t be bothered to grip the cigarette (or “fag” if you’re British) between their fingers.
Order yours today through the Infomaniac Shopping Network!
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The Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring is the ideal gift for lazy smokers who can’t be bothered to grip the cigarette (or “fag” if you’re British) between their fingers.
Order yours today through the Infomaniac Shopping Network!
Friday, August 20, 2010
Night In WithTelly
Mistress MJ is enjoying a quiet night in with telly and will catch up with you bitches later.
Filthy Friday
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Golden Girls Nesting Dolls
While I’m waiting for you bitches to purchase our overstock of foundation garments, my I interest you in a set of Golden Girls Nesting Dolls?
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Foundation Garments
Today only on the Infomaniac Shopping Network…Half-price foundation garments!
As modeled by Miss Normadesmond…
And (left to right) Michael Guy, Princess, Ask the Cool Cookie, Thombeau (for that full-figured gal) and Jason...
And the fresh faces of "professional" models Mean Dirty Pirate (left) and Hayward (right)…
As modeled by Miss Normadesmond…
And (left to right) Michael Guy, Princess, Ask the Cool Cookie, Thombeau (for that full-figured gal) and Jason...
And the fresh faces of "professional" models Mean Dirty Pirate (left) and Hayward (right)…
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Your Call Is Important To Us
You have reached the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
Your call is important to us.
Please stay on the line and Mr. Nude Infomaniac will be with you shortly…
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Your call is important to us.
Please stay on the line and Mr. Nude Infomaniac will be with you shortly…
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Call Now!
The Infomaniac Shopping Network wants your business!
Mr. Nude Infomaniac is standing by to take your call!
Place your orders now and tell him what you want!
Mr. Nude Infomaniac is standing by to take your call!
Place your orders now and tell him what you want!
Infomaniac Shopping Network
Welcome to the Infomaniac Shopping Network*.
By now you’ve each selected one of our exciting package deals and you’re ready for your next purchase.
Call NOW and receive this jumbo wine glass...
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Holds a full bottle of wine! (wine not included).
Act now! Only$12.99!
Discontinue use of Jumbo Wine Glass if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
*thanks to Hayward for naming our new service the “Infomaniac Shopping Network”. Hayward will receive a free jumbo wine glass, a bottle ofcheap plonk merlot and a visit from Mr. Nude Infomaniac.
By now you’ve each selected one of our exciting package deals and you’re ready for your next purchase.
Call NOW and receive this jumbo wine glass...
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Holds a full bottle of wine! (wine not included).
Act now! Only$12.99!
Discontinue use of Jumbo Wine Glass if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
*thanks to Hayward for naming our new service the “Infomaniac Shopping Network”. Hayward will receive a free jumbo wine glass, a bottle of
Monday, August 16, 2010
Public Service Announcement #7
Help keep this area clean.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Package Deals
Package Deal #1:
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Left to right: Normadesmond and Jason.
Available as a set only. Not sold separately.
Package Deal #2:
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Left to right: Mago, Princess and XL.
All three making their debut drag appearance together. Book early and save.
Package Deal #3:
The combo deal! Book both package deal #1 AND package deal #2 TOGETHER and SAVE SAVE SAVE!
And as a bonus, we’ll throw in Mr. Nude Infomaniac!...
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Left to right: Normadesmond and Jason.
Available as a set only. Not sold separately.
Package Deal #2:
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Left to right: Mago, Princess and XL.
All three making their debut drag appearance together. Book early and save.
Package Deal #3:
The combo deal! Book both package deal #1 AND package deal #2 TOGETHER and SAVE SAVE SAVE!
And as a bonus, we’ll throw in Mr. Nude Infomaniac!...
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
Infomaniac Bitches Paint the Town
They’re dressed up and ready to hit the town for a weekend to remember.
Ask The Cool Cookie, Mean Dirty Pirate, Hayward, Normadesmond and Jason.
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Not necessarily in the order pictured.
Ask The Cool Cookie, Mean Dirty Pirate, Hayward, Normadesmond and Jason.
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Not necessarily in the order pictured.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Spanking Session In Progress
The good news is that Mistress MJ can finally resume swimming and horseback riding.
The bad news is that she cannot join you yet again.
Miss Scarlet is undergoing a rigorous training session at the Infomaniac Spanking Ranch and Mistress MJ must see to it that she fills her quota.
Form an orderly queue, please.
The bad news is that she cannot join you yet again.
Miss Scarlet is undergoing a rigorous training session at the Infomaniac Spanking Ranch and Mistress MJ must see to it that she fills her quota.
Form an orderly queue, please.
Infomaniac Spanking Ranch
Welcome to the Infomaniac Spanking Ranch.
Book your appointment today with Infomaniac’s Official Spanker, Miss Scarlet.
Note: Mistress MJ is still suffering from Satanic Cramps From Hell and cannot join you.
Book your appointment today with Infomaniac’s Official Spanker, Miss Scarlet.
Note: Mistress MJ is still suffering from Satanic Cramps From Hell and cannot join you.
Monday, August 09, 2010
Monthly Blackout
Plans for world domination are put on hold as Mistress MJ succumbs to her monthly blackout and Satanic cramps from hell.
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Back in a few days.
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Back in a few days.
Sunday, August 08, 2010
Saturday, August 07, 2010
Are You Feminine?
We want to know...
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Source: How to Find Your Man by Joe Bonomo, 1954
• Do you remember daintiness, at all times?
• Can you wear slacks or shorts and still be girlish . . . and do you avoid them otherwise?
• When you're dressing for an evening date, do you avoid mannish suits?
• Do you always remember that white gloves, or a white collar, should be spotless?
• Do you take the time to use a drop of perfume . . . to put on a piece of jewelry. . . Not too much of it, please!
• Do you watch your posture . . . never sprawling or slouching?
• Do you remember not to stride . . . to walk with a spring that looks as if you like to dance?
• Do you watch the way you use your voice in conversation?
You've a good start if you can answer 'yes' to these! An even better start if that's every day. . . not just when you have a date. Remember, you never can tell who's looking!
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Source: How to Find Your Man by Joe Bonomo, 1954
• Do you remember daintiness, at all times?
• Can you wear slacks or shorts and still be girlish . . . and do you avoid them otherwise?
• When you're dressing for an evening date, do you avoid mannish suits?
• Do you always remember that white gloves, or a white collar, should be spotless?
• Do you take the time to use a drop of perfume . . . to put on a piece of jewelry. . . Not too much of it, please!
• Do you watch your posture . . . never sprawling or slouching?
• Do you remember not to stride . . . to walk with a spring that looks as if you like to dance?
• Do you watch the way you use your voice in conversation?
You've a good start if you can answer 'yes' to these! An even better start if that's every day. . . not just when you have a date. Remember, you never can tell who's looking!
Friday, August 06, 2010
Filthy Friday - Mr. Nude Infomaniac
Mistress MJ took a brief summer hiatus but there’s no rest for Mr. Nude Infomaniac.
As well as attending ribbon cutting ceremonies for truck stops, our Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y) has been hard at work on a poolside photo shoot.
Won’t you jump in the pool and join him?
As well as attending ribbon cutting ceremonies for truck stops, our Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y) has been hard at work on a poolside photo shoot.
Won’t you jump in the pool and join him?
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Reservations Are Now Being Accepted
Word of mouth spreads, making the Infomaniac Diner the hottest spot in town…
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Book your table now to avoid disappointment.
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Book your table now to avoid disappointment.
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
Public Service Announcement #6
Curiosity about the sex equipment of other men is natural in human males, and may lead to sexual experimentation.
Monday, August 02, 2010
Pride Weekend, Continued
Unable to comfortably take more than five inches (of heel), Mistress MJ loses the rainbow slippers and hitches up the houseboys for a ride home…
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