Astute readers will have noticed that on Valentine’s Day, our friend XL was discovered merrily hopping from blog to blog, asking several women to be his Valentine.
Let’s hear what a couple of our readers had to say about this, shall we?
KAZ: “XL is a cad and a bounder.”
Roses: “XL is a bit of a tart.”
We here at Infomaniac would like others to step forward if they too have been approached by this roving Romeo.
And if so, what can be done about his womanizing ways?
Or should we all share the love?
You decide.
First!
ReplyDeleteOh Hai XL.
ReplyDeleteGive him a gold medal in the Infomaniac Olympics!!!
ReplyDeleteI have of course been. It was most salacious and we love that.
ReplyDeleteOr was that just wishful thinking?
i got a BIGSUGARPIEKISS! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteHmmph! I think this has been blown out of all proportion. I don't recall XL wanting to be my Valentine. Hmmph!!
ReplyDeleteI was only too eager to become xl's Valentine until I saw his request to Roses.
ReplyDeleteThen Ponita was mad because he hadn't asked her.
But I still think I'm the one.
I'm not going to get in a tussle with KAZ, it would be undignified, plus she'd win.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I will say. I was his Valentine at 2.34. It's enough for me.
xl is clearly a philandering upstart who should be chased round the block and spanked a bit
ReplyDeleteWe've been playing this all night to make fun of him!
ReplyDeleteLola & RJ
Ha! He's all mine, girls! He has a preference for Viking women anyway.... Who wants to wrestle!?!?!
ReplyDeleteYes, he was at mine too. Begging.
ReplyDeleteI'm a bit huffy now... but at least I've seen his candy.
Sx
*Exits, sobbing*
Nice going, XL.
ReplyDeleteYou've made Miss Scarlet cry.
*sobs harder*
ReplyDeleteSx
Did anyone ask MJ to be their valentine?
ReplyDeleteOr is she too scary?
OK, how about this:
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MJ and FELLOW INFOMANIACS be my valentine! [mwah!]
[hands out assorted chocolate bribes]
Yes Kapitano.
ReplyDeletexl asked MJ to be his Valentine.
No surprise there eh?
I see that you're offering your Xtra Large pecker to all-comers now.
ReplyDelete*storms out in a huff of scarlet*
*whilst still sobbing*
Sx
@ XL
ReplyDelete[hands out assorted chocolate bribes]
I’ll take a dozen “Happy Ending Lollipops” please.
*consults Official Food Taster before sampling XL’s Party Pecker Platter*
ReplyDeleteOh here we go.
ReplyDelete*blushes profusely*
ReplyDeleteSx
La Diva says "take it when ya can get it, bitches!"
ReplyDelete"greedily grabs the box of chocolates...."
Ok, WHO ate all the Key Lime truffles?! And I notice a wee bite out of most of the choccies.....
Yes, La Diva...
ReplyDeleteThe Teeny Weenie Pecker Platter is decimated!
I say, if XL has enough lurve to spread around then start spreading!
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine what has got into all of you, making a fuss over a fella who is just too much man...
how pedestrian!
Share the wealth Ladies...that's a whole lotta McLovin.
I don't want Ms Scarlet's sloppy seconds!
ReplyDelete*stomps off in a huff*
Flowers for Roses and Miss Scarlet.
ReplyDeleteBut this is a giving story, the story of a man who gives: He did not take, he made no promises, he gave it to all of them ...
ReplyDeleteXL: The flowers are WILTING for heaven’s sake!
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Oh no, Heino!
The chance would be a fine thing.
ReplyDelete"flowers are WILTING"
ReplyDeleteThis is my most traumatic post-Valentine since the one when I had to go to the free clinic.
While all of you have been whining and crying, I've been meeting each evening for a lovely tête-a-tête with XL... and enjoying his 'company' immensely!
ReplyDeleteYou gotta just get in there and go for the gusto, girls! Us Vikings are good at that, you know...
Where's the Boobie Platter?
ReplyDeleteI have long suspected XL of many things. My gentile nature prevented me from speaking earlier. The evidence is quite damning,and truth will out. From his over attentiveness of MJs postings to his philandering and womanizing - XL is a lurker! Lurking about, eying the womens. what an unpleasant business. Yes ladies and gents, lurking is XLs business, and business is good. Probably harmless, definitely nefarious, forewarned is forarmed, a lurker in mens clothing.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: At the end of the day, the only thing that matters is that XL continues, in his role as Official Pillow Fluffer, to fluff Mistress MJ’s pillows.
ReplyDeleteIf he does that and does it well, there’s plenty of XL left to go around for the rest of you.
I'll take those sloppy seconds, Pal.
ReplyDeleteOnce again I am saved by my gender. It sure is good to be a boy. I mean a man. How about an adult with a penis. And what a penis it is. Try and sleep now. HA HA HA
ReplyDeleteKabuki, you're just jealous!!!
ReplyDeletekabuki's penis has its own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
ReplyDeleteA white dwarf?
ReplyDeleteXL's mistake was in forgetting to use the highly successful chat-up line - "I've lost my phone number! Can I have some of your friends ones?"
ReplyDelete